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Patrick McKinnion
Pacific Northwest
IT professional and father. Bad Movie fan and Birther Debunker
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In today's dispatches, not much except more of the continuing sputter of the birthers leaking balloon. George Miller fluffs up the Vermont Birther Ballot Jihad case and whines that the rest of the birtherstani faithful need to be patient in Alabama. Oh, and he's upset that Glenn Beck doesn't live in Birtherstan. Meanwhile it looks like Dr. Orly got a warning in her Indiana case, while showing a mix of lazy and paranoia. And Boy Defective Mike Zullo takes a break from his usual friday fluffing with Carl Gallups to have professional seditionist Sharon Rondeau help him prove to the... Continue reading
In today's dispatches, the continuing meltdown of birtherstan continues. Besides the ongoing belief that Roy Moore will be the birtherstani's latest Great White Hope, you have them madly flailing around trying to find something, anything to attach to. James Manning exhibits sub-par scholarship, while Cody Judy waxed nostalgic about the heady days of Manning's pretend "trial". Deadbeat dad Larry Klayman's Alabama Birther Ballot Jihad case has become a magnet of suck, with not only Klayman himself, but special guest stars Lucas Smith and Boy Defective Mike Zullo. Dr. Orly harasses the media and pretty much anyone else to make sure... Continue reading
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Honestly, I feel like I'm watching the implosion of birtherstan. Dr. Orly seems to be reduced to printing the far-right smear of the day, along with any other conspiracy theory out there. Birther Report isn't any different. Others are trying to staple gun birtherism to the coattails of the Benghazi conspiracy nuts, the Boston Marathon / Sandy Hook truthers, or any other smear they can. It's like watching a washed up old whore in a broken down bar still trying to turn tricks and convince people they're still attractive, still fresh, young desirable, even while they go on their arthritic... Continue reading
In today's (slightly delayed) dispatches, The Western Center for "Journalism" wants the Secret Service to violate their oaths and turn against the President. Walter Fitzpatrick is still upset over Darren Huff. Carl Gallups continues to slobber all over Mike Zullo. Ed Noonan wants a "second amendment solution" to the fact he keeps losing. Rudy Davis shows the world that yes, he's a flaming racist piece of crap. One of Dr. Orly's courtroom props wants a "prayer revolt". Is the new NRA president a birther? Dr. Orly plans to refile in Kansas. A proposed gun march in Washington DC strikes me... Continue reading
In today's dispatches, we have a university survey that shows the seeds of revolt and conspiracy have found some fertile ground among the GOP. Not surprisingly, the far right and the birthers prove the survey's point. Fox News Latino asks Dr. Orly questions about Sen. Ted Cruz. Not surprisingly, Dr. Orly gets annoyed that they didn't repeat everything she told them verbatim. Carl Gallups continues to build up his "Any Day Now" sand castle, even though the evidence over the last year is that Zullo and friends are trying to sell steer manure as sirloin steak to the birtherstani. Dr.... Continue reading
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In today's dispatches, Carl Gallups continues to fluff Zullo's junk and promise the moon. He's also annoyed that debunkers are calling him a liar. (the obvious solution for that would be for him to stop lying, but so it goes.) Dr. Orly's cavity creeps are getting restless. Birther Report releases findings from former PUMA Mara Zebest and "Pixel Patriot" that the long form submitted in Alabama is another supposed forgery. Instead of the obvious, it's a copy of a copy of a copy. Louise Hodges shows the same firm grasp on reality as a greased pig on an astro-glide covered... Continue reading
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In today's dispatches, Karl Swihart wants to know if his Indiana birther ballot jihad case is back from the dead. Dr. Orly is a grumpy camper. President Obama has fun with the birthers, the birthers have a collective breech-birth cow. Death threats, racism, and calls for revolt. Why yes, it is Birther Report. Dr. Orly's blog is just as full of death threats and calls for revolt, though Birther Report has the edge on anti-semitism. George Miller throws a temper tantrum over the very notion the scary black man is STILL President. The birtherstani come up with a new twist... Continue reading
In today's dispatches, The Alabama Democratic Party files a Amicus Curiae brief and a whole new conspiracy theory is born! Birther Report reacts to the latest "any day now" from the Zullo/Gallups/Gilliar comedy trio. Dr. Orly gives a press conference in front of the Sacramento chapter of "Wilford Brimley Clones of America", and then charters a bathyscaphe to find a new low to go to. Projection from the American Stinker, Ed Noonan throws a tantrum. Election fraud in Oregon by a Republican. Paul Vallely and Charles Jones wants to throw a party. A birther boasts about lying. Dr. Orly whines... Continue reading
In today's dispatches, Boy Defective Mike Zullo and his faithful fluffier Carl Gallups continue to insist that they actually have solid evidence, any day now, sure, you betcha, Corsi Corsi why hast thou forsaken us Corsi. Thomas MacLeran takes a break from being a failed Taitz courtroom prop to go back to his roots - writing complete racist claptrap for the Pest and eFail. Dr. Orly has a collective shit fit over the dismissal of her Electoral College and goes off in search of new courtroom props. Marco Ciavolino whines that Terry Lakin hasn't gotten the respect he deserves or... Continue reading
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In today's dispatches, most of birtherstan last week was an open sewer with a major load of creepy conspiracy theories about the Boston Marathon bombing. The disgust I feel for these people is amazing right now. However, we have Viscount Monckton whining over the disrespect he felt people showed towards the passing of Baroness Thatcher. Padawan Paul Guthrie replies to the judges' "Order to Show Cause", and shows to the world that his only real concern is the care and feeding of his schlong. Jerome Corsi talks to Mark Gillar with some unhappy news for the birthers (and completely unsurprising... Continue reading
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In today's dispatches, Linda Joy Adams is rejected by the birthers. Lots of "any day nowism" from the various birtherstani. Professional seditionist Sharon Rondeau allows Carl Gallups to commit acts of verbal diarrhea. Geir Smith professes his undying loyalty to Linda Joy Adams, and to the delusion for which she stands. One fruit-bat, incorrigible, with gibbering inanity for all. Christopher-Earl:Strunk (™, ®, all rights reserved) has a serious mad at the judge who dismissed his case. Linda Joy Adams is upset at the birthers for not rolling over on their backs and wigging all four limbs in the air over... Continue reading
Due to the tragedy in Boston, there will be no updates to Bad Fiction today. My thoughts and sympathies go out to the families of the victims and all those effected by today's events. Continue reading
You mean like the COLB you posted on Free Republic as "proof". The one that you got the islands wrong and people called you out on it 15 minutes after you posted. The one that you tried to switch the graphics file around on first and then did a CYA and claimed you made it as proof anyone could do it?? (Even though you claimed it was a real one when you posted it??) Or your claims that every childhood photo of Barack Obama was a forgery? Or your claims that you were a forensic specialist - before you were outed and it was found you had no training or experience in forensics?? Or your claim that since the first COLB image had a blacked-out serial number, than the ORIGINAL document was invalid? You know, I've been writing about you since the TownHall days in 2008. It was quite amazing how everytime proof came out, you figured out some way to explain it away, building a tower of conspiracy theory. And your comment here shows just how thin-skinned you are when challenged. (A trait you share with many of your fellow birthers). The problem you have, and have had since summer of 2008, is that you have no credibility, and have presented no credible evidence to back your claims up. And you made so many wild-eyed claims when you were hiding behind the "Polarik" name that it pretty much nuked what little credibility you had when you were found out and your claimed training and experience didn't match with your real-life training and experience. It must gall you that even the birthers have moved on and that other "experts" get more of the spotlight than you do.
In today's dispatches, a new disaster piece from convicted forgery and fraud felon Lucas Smith. Dr. Orly demands that the California Bar Association's ethics panel stop shagging unicorns and pay attention to her, all the while whining that other American Jews aren't as bigoted, delusional, or racist as she is. Meanwhile Dr. Orly speaks out against those crazier than herself. Birther Report harasses school teachers. Some nimrod drops a package off for Joe Arpaio, and the birtherstani scream "CONSPIRACY. And Dr. Orly has an interestingly stupid idea of what "free speech" means. 9 April - Convicted forger and felon Lucas... Continue reading
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In today's dispatches, Yes, I know, I got the date wrong on monday's dispatches. Blogging and cold medicine may not be a good combo. Anyway, at the Western Center for "Journalism", conspiracy is the theme of the day. Dr. Orly uses the holocaust to sickly pimp her jihad. Nellie Ristvedt comes up with an entire new set of conspiracies, which the birtherstani are desperate enough to eat up with a spoon. Media Matters points out that a Fox News Obama critic happens to be a birther, and the birthers become unglued. Dr. Orly splashes in Lake Sedition. Linda Joy Adams... Continue reading
In today dispatches, Sven Magnussen comes up with a new wing bat theory. So does Louise Hodges. John Dummett gets a "no" from the Court of Appeals. George Miller, Brian Reilly, and Dr. Orly are rather skeptical of Carl Gallups Glorious People's Victory. Polland/Polarik waves his front legs and goes "look at me, look at me, oh won'r PLEASE someone look at me???" Sven Magnussen gets the "huh" treatment from Birther Report and Dr. Orly. I actually agree with Dr. Orly on something. And last but not least, Dr. Orly causes a mass recall of irony meters. 20 March -... Continue reading
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In today's dispatches, we have an update with Padawan Paul Guthries Sacred Sperm of Citizenship lawsuit. Rudy's Davis' church hosts an entire bowl of nuts. Dr. Orly sinks to a new professional low. Carl Gallups sets the bar low for the big Freedom Friday Q&A with Boy Defective Mike Zullo, except the birthers want to make sure no debunkers or other dissenters are allowed on to question Zullo's pronouncements. The defense in Dr. Orly's electoral college case opposes her motion to recuse. Darren Huff ends up in an FBI podcast, CEL3 gives his current viewpoint on his former dental paramour.... Continue reading
In today's dispatches, a court tells Dr. Orly. "no". Again. Yet Another "Call To Battle" from PsyOps expert Paul Vallely. Dr. Orly throws random subpoenas out and demands that she be given her default judgement after all. And a pony. More and more birthers proclaim Roy Moore to be their latest "Great White Hope". Desperate for anything new, Carl Gallups and boy defective Mike Zullo are actually taking the claims of Linda Joy Adams seriously. She's also being pimped by Geir Smith, which should be a warning right there. Dr. Orly makes it clear she has no intention of follow... Continue reading
Ah springtime in Birtherstan. The wind down from the Berg Steppes, blowing the fetid scent of the lie factories and the fields of freshly planted racism. The view of the murky green waters of Lake Delusion, at the foot of snowcapped Bandini Mountain. And all around the screeching, inane chatter of the hopeless inbred citizens of the Glorious Patriotic Republic of Birtherstan. Why in comparison to the regard for freedom of speech and love of country in Birtherstan, North Korea is a Libertarian paradise. Anyway, in today's dispatches, Carl Gallups has a mad at Alan West, while making moon eyes... Continue reading
Hello! I'm going to take a few days to enjoy the company of family and friends, burn some vacation time, and roll pods against invading Peeps. Normal dispatches will be back between 1 April (appropriate), and 3 April. I'll be checking in on occasion. In the meantime, enjoy, and happy whatever holiday you celebrate! Continue reading
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In today's dispatches, Larry Klayman gets all threaty over the very idea that people might just be upset with the Blessed St. Arpaio. Which doesn't stop him and Dr. Orly from fighting like two street corner whores over a $100 john. Businessweek takes note over the GOP's failure to appeal to minorities, and cites birtherism as one cause. Dr. Orly wants the Department of Justice to go away, and, oh yeah, she doesn't want to follow the rules either. Meanwhile, she starts getting cozy with the LaRouchies. Chris Farrell pads out his already imaginary resume. Meanwhile, Pyramid Power author Douglas... Continue reading
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In today's dispatches, the attorneys for Esquire take a shot at Larry Klayman. Tom MacLeran tells the people at CPAC "I HATE YOU!! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!! (call me? please?) The Surprise! (AZ) Tea Party comes up with a brand new, can't fail idea - WHINEY LETTERS! Carl Gallups plays the "I have very big important news! Only I can't share it, but trust me, it's VERY BIG NEWS" card again. For someone who claims I'm posting under a host of names, Noel Lawler / Yoel Lawlor seems to be quite happy to rack up more aliases. Pity the... Continue reading
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In today's dispatches, the fun from CPAC continues. With Mike Zullo and Carl Gallups saying they have wonderful news that's super secret and they can't tell anyone yet, sorry. I know, it's pretty much the same as everything else they say. But we also have Dr. Orly hob-mobbing with a whole batch of washed-up former politicians, not to mention deciding that she must, must, MUST crash a panel with fellow birther and anti-Islamic bigot Pamela Geller. Hilarity follows. Half-term governor Sarah Palin gives a tip of the hat to the birthers, the birthers wet their pants in response. Joel Pollak... Continue reading
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In today's dispatches, Pat Boone takes a swan dive into lake paranoia. My fanboi at Dr. Orly's continues to get it wrong. California officials find someone with fake ID, birthers think This Means Something. What, even they aren't clear on. But the real fun comes from CPAC, where Dr. Orly drops 1k to make herself seem important. The comic duo of Mike Zullo, Boy Defective, and his faithful steed Carl Gallups, try to make themselves seem important at CPAC as well. Meanwhile, a panel intended to show people that CPAC and the Tea Party aren't REALLY racist or sexist doesn't... Continue reading
In today's dispatches, Dr. Orly is told "Can't have writ of mandamus Mr. Taitz, not yours" A few paragraphs of uncut WTF. Mike Voeltz and Larry Klayman whine that the courts in Florida simply don't understand the law. Meanwhile, the plaintiff in Klayman's Alabama case gives an update on the case to a white nationalist website. Wonkette takes a shot at Dr. Orly, causing her to use what marbles she has. Alan Keyes is upset that Glenn Beck isn't crazy enough for his tastes. My fanboi continues to amuse me. The Western Center for "Journalism" is trying to stir things... Continue reading