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Exactly, Max. Exactly.
Toggle Commented Oct 28, 2013 on You Don't Know Me, Man at The Peevery
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A few days ago I was on my health insurance company's website and stupidly participated in a lifestyle survey. Instantly I began receiving e-mails telling me that I would love their new health classes, designed for busy professionals who need... Continue reading
Posted Oct 25, 2013 at The Peevery
The necklace I purchased through Etsy just arrived. It's beautiful, but the wrapping has a very strong and obnoxious musky odor, like old-lady perfume. Instant headache. Continue reading
Posted Oct 23, 2013 at The Peevery
The last stages of The Head Cold From Hell feel exactly like the first: muzzy head, tickly throat, and sudden loud and painful sneezes. I am trapped in a weird nightmare Ny-Quil loop from which the only escape is sweet,... Continue reading
Posted Oct 4, 2013 at The Peevery
My recent weight loss has rendered most of my clothes inoperable. The skirt I threw on before I left the house this morning is a lot bigger than I thought it was. To keep it from literally falling off my... Continue reading
Posted Sep 19, 2013 at The Peevery
Did I really need to know that my veterinarian also writes erotic fiction? This may be a slight overreaction, but now I am not sure I want her touching my animals. Continue reading
Posted Sep 16, 2013 at The Peevery
The pedometer hooked to my bra makes an interesting little lump. I look like I'm packing a very tiny gun in a weirdly placed miniature shoulder holster. Continue reading
Posted Sep 16, 2013 at The Peevery
Because my sunburn is peeling and I am piebald in color! Continue reading
Posted Sep 6, 2013 at The Peevery
Building maintenance fixed the cooling system. That means the blast of Arctic air directly over my cubicle is back, full force. Ice blue is not a good color for anything, least of all skin. Continue reading
Posted Aug 26, 2013 at The Peevery
I am on a very strict weight-loss program and have lost 30 pounds to date (thank you). Yesterday a co-worker asked how the plan was going. When I told her everything was fine, she asked, "And have you lost any... Continue reading
Posted Jun 26, 2013 at The Peevery
The next person who comes toward me on a narrow sidewalk while looking down at a phone or other electronic device WILL get head-butted. Continue reading
Posted Jun 17, 2013 at The Peevery
I'm moving to a new cubicle at work! It's ten feet away from my old one! Yet I have to box up and label all the stuff in this cubicle so the MOVERS can place it two cubicles away. And... Continue reading
Posted Jun 4, 2013 at The Peevery
Sacrificing a fun-size Snickers bar in your honor, Juice.
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"Happy Mother's Day" is something that should be said to one's own mother or mother-like figure, not to every person that looks even vaguely female. Continue reading
Posted May 10, 2013 at The Peevery
Back after months of Primary Caregiver Duty, and still quite peeved at the reprobate who tried to kill my husband with a car. Continue reading
Posted Mar 22, 2013 at The Peevery
Rang in 2013 with my first hot flash, at 4:30 this morning! Eagerly anticipating further perimenopausal delights to share with EVERYBODY. Continue reading
Posted Jan 1, 2013 at The Peevery
My husband, who is in the hospital recovering from a serious accident, is finally emerging from his pain-meds fog. He's still a bit fuzzy as to time, numbers, and certain details. He now has a phone in his room, and... Continue reading
Posted Nov 19, 2012 at The Peevery
"Grant it" = "granted?" (as in "Grant it, I was drunk at the time...") I will start work on ENGLISH FOR BLOGGERS this weekend. Continue reading
Posted Nov 2, 2012 at The Peevery
I will be ever so glad when the movie "Pitch Perfect" sinks into oblivion and the TV spots stop airing. Every time I hear "Fat Amy," my soul crumbles a little bit. Continue reading
Posted Oct 15, 2012 at The Peevery
Dear Aluminum Recycler, I applaud your initiative in gathering up all the discarded cans in my neighborhood. You're a credit to the environment and to American know-how! However, I do wish you'd answer these questions: How exactly DID you manage... Continue reading
Posted Oct 12, 2012 at The Peevery
These clementines have SEEDS in them! Continue reading
Posted Sep 25, 2012 at The Peevery
Just checking: one's neck should not make a crunching sound while turning, correct? Continue reading
Posted Sep 24, 2012 at The Peevery
And we won't even mention truck nuts.
Toggle Commented Sep 14, 2012 on I Don't Need Balls at The Peevery
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Free airfare and hotel accommodations for two days in Las Vegas to perform at a convention! What did I get to see over those two days? The inside of a hotel ballroom! Continue reading
Posted Sep 14, 2012 at The Peevery
My former boyfriend, Creepy Little Icky Guy, did this. I think he had delusions of "Starsky and Hutch."
Toggle Commented Aug 27, 2012 on Park it, buddy. at The Peevery
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