You're right, Brad. Google Voice does hilarious things that work as found poetry. A few I've enjoyed: "Love begins a picture." "Talk to my behavior." "I see that your skin brush fire, some of the people talking about that." One seemed to have been meant for John McCain: "Maverick, it's about how this legislation would work."

An excellent example of the genre posted above, courtesy of Nick and Victor

Nice laundry list of inaccurate, right-wing media spin points. Check out the cost inflation statistics and other economic indicators for Medicare vs. private sector healthcare and get back to me when you have. These statements may or may not be inconvenient. But they're not truths.