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foolery

Orland, California, and No, no one else knows where that is, either

Laurie is a wife, a mother of two girls, an employee, a rotten housekeeper, and a dullard.

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The Chicken Fairy Is Out of Control

Posted Jun 4, 2013 at Foolery

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BoobPhone Sounded Like Such a Good Idea

Those women who put stuff in their bras? I'm not one of them. It's a club I have never been able to join. When I put something into my bra it's usually followed immediately by this sound: Well, today I... Continue reading

Posted Jun 3, 2013 at Foolery

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Im with you, Daryl -- I usually have to be very ill to nap, and then Im down for three hours. Billy-Bob naps every day for 20-30 minutes. Dont know how he does it. BUT, yesterday I napped on the couch in the living room for a couple of hours of needed bliss. Back problems take it out of me!

Commented Apr 22, 2013 on Naps Are a State of Mind at Foolery

Naps Are a State of Mind

Oh, to be that carefrree again. Not to mention flexible. Continue reading

Posted Apr 20, 2013 at Foolery

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I do that dance all the time, boB! Only in Fooleryland its called the Middle-Aged Post-Childbirth Outta My Way For the Potty Dance. Youre also welcome.

Commented Apr 6, 2013 on Paging Dr. Lipschitz . . . at Foolery

Frances, people would find it odd if you were NOT delivering chicken poop. And you totally made my day, so THANK YOU! Oh, and by the way? Tastes like lavender, which is pretty much what I expected. Also? Last night, no lie, I dreamed I was wearing a cheap white wedding dress and red spike heels over at the dairy circa 1985, and I accidentally smeared cow poop across my face and washed it off in the milk parlor with one of the hanging hoses. Yes, I did. Klassy broad. Youre welcome.

Commented Apr 6, 2013 on Paging Dr. Lipschitz . . . at Foolery

I am so trying that, Tracey.

Commented Apr 6, 2013 on Paging Dr. Lipschitz . . . at Foolery

Thats why they call you Smart Bob, boB. I mean, they DO, dont they?

Commented Apr 6, 2013 on Paging Dr. Lipschitz . . . at Foolery

Paging Dr. Lipschitz . . .

Got this message yesterday: "I have a Chicken Poop delivery for you. Don’t argue. Just give me your chicken coop shipping address and no one gets hurt." How could I argue with that? Of course, by the time I checked... Continue reading

Posted Apr 6, 2013 at Foolery

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Don't Give Her Too Much Credit

Chas told me what had happened with wide eyes. "She got onto the internet, found the site, and made the purchase in no time at all, with my credit card." "Oh no." Oh yes. Smedley bought movie tickets for the... Continue reading

Posted Apr 5, 2013 at Foolery

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You dont believe me MPM? Okay, I totally deserve that.

Commented Mar 26, 2013 on Grocery Shopping in Fooleryland at Foolery

I did drink some, Tracey. I complain, but at a certain point a urine sample beer is still better than no beer at all. The Champagne of Urine Samples . . . Im going to suggest that to the Miller people.

Commented Mar 26, 2013 on Grocery Shopping in Fooleryland at Foolery

I thought so too, Tracey -- its a pretty obvious question, however. Not clever at all. And I wont welcome you to Fooleryland this time. ; )

Commented Mar 26, 2013 on All the Snooze That's Fit to Print at Foolery

Not yet, Mantel Man, but just in case Chas wanted to drink some I poured the whole mess into an iced tea pitcher with a spigot and stuck it in the fridge. Looks like Ive refrigerated a urine sample from the Jolly Green Giant. Which is about right.

Commented Mar 26, 2013 on Grocery Shopping in Fooleryland at Foolery

Somehow, I dont think you would have had any trouble buying big-ass beers, Daryl. Youre fierce and fearless and perfectly coifed. Big-ass beers hit too close to home for me.

Commented Mar 26, 2013 on Grocery Shopping in Fooleryland at Foolery

Im thinking of staging my shopping basket to look like a potential crime scene -- you in, Frances?

Commented Mar 25, 2013 on Grocery Shopping in Fooleryland at Foolery

Grocery Shopping in Fooleryland

Do you know how embarrassing it is to buy three quarts of Miller High Life? I made sure to buy $56 of other groceries, including fruit, vegetables, two boxes of lasagna noodles, three cartons of sugar cubes, and ice cream.... Continue reading

Posted Mar 24, 2013 at Foolery

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All the Snooze That's Fit to Print

Posted Mar 23, 2013 at Foolery

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You have your finger on the pulse of our household, Ms. Petunia!

Commented Mar 21, 2013 on La Grenouille est Morte at Foolery

You have your finger on the pulse of our household, Ms. Petunia!

Commented Mar 20, 2013 on La Grenouille est Morte at Foolery

Tracay, I think so too! I wonder what other stuff I can blame on them during my shakedown . . . and welcome to Fooleryland!

Commented Mar 13, 2013 on La Grenouille est Morte at Foolery

Pierre, I mailed the legs to my favorite Frog. Oops, I ave sayed too much.

Commented Mar 13, 2013 on La Grenouille est Morte at Foolery

La Grenouille est Morte

Look what I found on the living room floor Sunday. An interrogation ensued. Silence. Wally wasn't copping to it. Shifty eyes from Rilo. They may be in on it together. Maybe even the cats had a part in it, but... Continue reading

Posted Mar 12, 2013 at Foolery

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On behalf of Wally, I thank you, Daryl. Hes currently nosing under the dining room table, in case we dropped some morsel at dinner.

Commented Mar 13, 2013 on The Descent of Wally at Foolery