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Wyatt it has been my experience that unless trying to raise money or people to help w/ Project Mayhems, WDR seems to ignore emails. ie: unless we want something from you we don't respond.
Guess I'm not the only one this happens to.
Nick Lachey: Honorary Member of the Revolution?
As pointed out in the comments, add boy bander and Cincinnatian Nick Lachey as another fed up Bengals fan. What isn't clear is if he actually gave up his tickets/suite? Let's hope so. Here is what Nick said in an interview with ESPN's James Walker: "As Bengal fans, we have endured so much o...
Bengals Value Genetics; yeah Mikey, Pumpkin, PBJ, Drunk Brother Pete, those genes have sure worked well.
Doogie Dave Deja Vue
Name recognition, cheap. Mikey's wet dream.
If JG is so damn good why was he working in the UFL?
Bengals Value Genetics; Hire JAY Gruden as OC
Well we didn't see this one coming. The Bengals have hired Jay Gruden, yep, Jon Gruden's brother as their new OC. Alternative headline option: "BENGALS SIGN JON GRUDEN AS OC!; Wait, Jay Gruden?" It is very hard to judge any coach before they have time to coach, but the one-liners that will com...
Thanks for the info Mercurio.
Is this license plate real?
We got this forwarded to us - any chance it is real? I am pretty good at the internet and this just screams photoshop. What do you guys think?
Having bought a Bengal plate no way it's real. Sadly.
Now the tease,this
Friday 1/21 check Doc's TML. Will have a plate that sums up Bengaldom in one word.
Is this license plate real?
We got this forwarded to us - any chance it is real? I am pretty good at the internet and this just screams photoshop. What do you guys think?
Surprised Mikey and Pumpkin have not rolled out a stat showing how much they have saved fans in the cost of playoff tickets.
Bengals Futility - By the Numbers UPDATE
Comrade Lucas brings to our attention that is one of the most exciting times of the offseason - time to update the Bengals Futility - By the Numbers! This is listed in the column on thr right, and after this last disaster of a season, the following updates had to be made. 19 - Years since the B...
Every time someone mentions Mikey's stat @ players still in the league my boss ask the same question; "how many made all pro?"
A question for older Revolutionaries; Considering the way Sam W was either fired or quit does it seem odd that while Marvin was on his way home after talks broke down that Sam just "happened" to call Marvin?
Gut feeling says someone in the front office called Sam and then Sam called Marvin w/ the just be patient message.
Is Mike Brown Clincially Insane? Our Favorite Moments of The Worst Press Conference in Modern History (Part 1)
Now wading waist deep in the aftermath of Tuesday's press conference, it's time for a recap of what exactly took place at 4:30pm in the bowels of Paul Brown Stadium. As I posted Tuesday afternoon, Marvin Lewis had decided not to return. I stand by that, as I also stand by my comment that the s...
Tjanns sorry but you're wrong. I know a few people Mikey has called.
One of the few good things about the man, he does and will return a phone call in a day or two.
Think Jerry Jones ever returns a fans calls?
I don't.
Mike Brown Will Need to Make A Lot of Phone Calls
Getting to this a little late (as always), but saw this on Lance's blog last Monday: Mike Brown responds I got this email today from a disgruntled season ticket holder. Last week he wrote a letter to Mike Brown. Today he got a response from Brown. "Did not get a letter back....I got a phone cal...
So Xmas morning unwrapping a gift from the wife, a nice pair of gray sweat pants.
Good, need some new sweats, look very comfortable.
Then I saw it the B logo.
Immediately looked at wife and asked for the receipt to return the gift.
I may not like going to the mall, actually hate doing it.
Know what I hate more than going to the mall?
Putting money in Mikey's wallet.
I refuse to do that. (even when someone else spent the $)
How Did This Team Lose 10 Games In A Row?
The San Diego Chargers, despite some historically bad special teams play to open the year which cost them some wins, were among the best teams in the NFL. They typically finish strong in the 2nd half of the year, particularly in December, and they basically had the edge in every area of the gam...
Thinking all future home games that are not televised locally should be referred to as being
Mike Browned Out
Mo Gets It
I don't get to listen to local sports talk radio as a Cincy ex-pat. So occasionally I like to check in online and listen to Mo Egger's show to get a feel for the zeitgeist in Cincy surrounding the sports scene. Much to my delight I tuned into and heard Mo discussing why 2010 feels worse than 2...
If someone starts a clothing drive I'm all in.
Something I've done that cost nothing. On some Game Days I still hang my Bengals banner outside using the International Sign of Distress
It hangs Upside Down.
Recently purchased a Bengals logo license plate (I'm a sinner, Mikey gets a cut of it from state of OH)
Plate reads: B ummer
I pass Mikey's street every morning; usually have him behind me couple mornings a yr, can't wait till next time he is behind me at stop sign in IH. Will spend long time making sure intersection is clear before proceeding.
The Nuclear Option
Comrade JM sent us a copy of a letter he just sent to Mike Brown where he expresses his frustration with the team, its ownership and direction. It's a common tactic that a lot of outraged Bengals fans have taken, WDR included. But what makes JM's letter so special is not necessarily his flowin...
Ok no argument the O sucked last year, but a question.
How much of the play book was rendered useless when Carson broke his thumb? I'm guessing at least a 1/3 of it.
Without the ability to play action fake I'm guessing it made it much easier for D coordinators to game plan against Carson.
Thoughts?
The Genius Of Bratkowski Will Be Unleashed On An Unsuspecting Public This Year
Hob posted an article yesterday focused on the Bengals "revamped" passing attack. And as an added bonus, we get some wild ass quotes from Brat and Chad. Shall we dive right in? Bengals flipping passing channels First of all, what in the hell does that headline mean? There seems to be more of a...
I'm not normally one who roots for a train wreck, but this time I sort of am.
I would love to see Marvin tell Mikey thank you but I'll finish out my contract and move on. A ploite way of saying "shove it".
That might be the only way to get Mikey to quit being an idiot and get out of the way.
Only problem is that Mikey has shown on numerous occasions that he is incapable of be embarrassed.
Update...Marvin Lewis: Inside Man
Over a month ago the Marvin Lewis extension talks started making their first headlines. We wrote about it here. Well, what has happened since then? A whole lot of nothing I guess. James Walker touches upon it again over at ESPN and Joe Reedy mentioned in his draft chat that discussions are e...
Marc I totally agree. I told a friend yesterday that Stallworth will end up hear.
Cheap player w/ a troubled past= Mikey all the way
Bengals Raise Ticket Prices; Fund 377,770 More Denny's Grand Slams for Mikey Boy
Mikey Boy Brown is so excited about last season that the Bengals just announced they will be raising ticket prices for the 2010 season! Single-game tickets will be raised $3 per game for seats in the field level and convertible club and $1 per game for the canopy level and second-level end z...
As someone who ran onto the field after the Freezer Bowl to pull down a goal post (shame there were as many cops as us)
Sunday was sweet. I'll admit to having tears after Halls game sealing Int.
When I dropped my seats after last season I said "prove me wrong"; well the team did. GOOD!.
Is this team built for a deep run? Who knows? While there are areas of concern,every team has a weakness it seems this year.
Yet while enjoying this years squad I also know not to expect a repeat next year due to The Family factor.
So I'll just enjoy the run while it last.
Besides there is The Sugar Bowl to get excited about first.
And the Rose Bowl as an appetizer.
Viva Bosef; a toast to good days as a fan.
2009 AFC North Champions
It certainly wasn't pretty, but in the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE, a win is a win and your Cincinnati Bengals are the 2009 AFC North Champs. This is hard to believe. In my lifetime, the Bengals have made the playoffs three times. The first time, Joe Montana showed me that we live in a cruel, ...
Ok admittedly I am not a Brat hater.
Having said that I think most fans tend to overlook something.
When the offense clicks Brat gets no love, when it sucks he catches it all. Granted that is the nature of the job. Yes Brat is over the offense but how much control does he truly have. Look at the asst coaches, some of which have been here longer that this blogs writers have been alive probably.
At what point are the position coaches held accountable?
Sadly since they are employed by MB never. And remember these coaches are also the scouts, 'nough said.
Brat: Ugh
Bob Bratkowski has done some nice things this season, such as creating unique, running-based formations that include unbalanced offensive line sets. Still, I continue seeing him as a sub-par (and that's putting it mildly) offensive play-caller and game planner. Sure, he'll have his isolated str...
Uh wow. You think the front office is not laughing thier collective asses off after seeing this video on this blog.
When Mikey talked about upset fans being a theme; I guess he was right after all. And WDR has just proved it.
As someone who did dump seats (very close to where this was shot from) I find it interesting that a blog that championed revolt has no problem attending the games after all.
Cool Video From PBS
Just some great stuff from the final moments of yesterday's win over Pittsburgh:
Robinsgr I did not forward to Mikey. I know a few people who have over the years and all got the same response of thanks for your support blah blah blah.
And I'd like to 2nd sturg' comments about the site writers. Thanks guys for the blog.
Cleaning Out the Inbox
We're going to try something new. It may be weekly, it may be bi-weekly, it may be monthly, or you may never see it again. We'll be picking out the best of what comes into our inbox and posting it. These emails have only been edited with spacing and whatnot for easier reading. While most of ...
Patrick I have tears from laughing so hard.
That jersey is a classic.
Major props to you.
And as a follow up U2 was incredible. On the way back from Chicago sometime during the 3rd quarter I asked my 17 yr old if he wished we still had tickets; he started laughing hysterically. There is a rumor U2 may hit the States again in 2010, if it happens I encourage all fans TO GO.
Cleaning Out the Inbox
We're going to try something new. It may be weekly, it may be bi-weekly, it may be monthly, or you may never see it again. We'll be picking out the best of what comes into our inbox and posting it. These emails have only been edited with spacing and whatnot for easier reading. While most of ...
Roll out the boobies
And we'll have a barrel of fun
Roll out the bobbies and then we'll spank her bum
Oktoberfest at Blackfinn = More Cheap Beer and Football
This weekend the streets of downtown ZinZinnati will be flooded with sauerkraut balls, potato pancakes, pickled pigs feet and thousands of pounds of bratwurts. That's right, Oktoberfest is invading the Queen City starting with Saturday's Opening Ceremonies and keg tappings at 11:30am at Foun...
Brain while I agree w/ most of your points you are wrong about MFB losing money. At no point has that occurred.
The TV contracts cover all operating expenses.
The one thing fans can affect is profit by not buying anything Bengal. Our only hope is that profits fall enough that The Family actually does something.
No Really. He's as Bad as You Think.
Perhaps with posts from Comrades Showtime and Buck touching on the poor strategy and tactics of the Bengals offense and with an entire post dedicated to ripping Brat by Sly, enough has been said about this topic. But I don't feel that way. In fact, I don't think we can give it enough space. ...
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No Really. He's as Bad as You Think.
Perhaps with posts from Comrades Showtime and Buck touching on the poor strategy and tactics of the Bengals offense and with an entire post dedicated to ripping Brat by Sly, enough has been said about this topic. But I don't feel that way. In fact, I don't think we can give it enough space. ...
Leo I agree much of Mikey is about control and making sure what happened to PB does not happen again.
After watching H Knocks does Mikey ever inspire confidence when he speaks? Or Pumpkin for that matter?
Last summer a local sports scribe told me he did not expect much in the way of change when Katie takes over, now I see why.
And what has happened to Mr Katie, Troy Blackburn? Talk about a disappearing act.
Thanks again to the sucker, er I mean fan who bought my COA and saved me from being a D-bag for another season.
If Ya Ain't Last, You're First!
Michael Silver of Yahoo! Sports recently released his annual NFL owner rankings. In 32nd place? Al Davis of the Oakland Raiders. Anybody that would fire a certified genius and program builder like Lane Kiffin surely deserves to be in last place, at least for a year. In 31st place? The one a...
WCH while you are correct that on some Sunday afternoons we will only get 1 game, you have miised on another point.
As someone who had season tickets for over 20 years and never missed a home game; shit games w/ a shit team was pretty much what I was watching.
I mean I literally left games to go home a rake leaves. How shitty is it to drop big bucks into Mikeys wallet only to watch him continue to crap all over the same fans who built him a stadium so he could in his words "compete w/ the rest of the league"?
Project Mayhem Featured on ESPN.com
ESPN.com's featured story by Elizabeth Merrill on the 2 decades long Bengals futility finally provides some direct, nationwide attention on Project Mayhem Task #9: Plane Banners at Bengals Training Camp. Check out the whole story here. For those of you new to WhoDey Revolution, the links to th...
Ok I get why Mikey is mad about the deal Al Davis did at the 7 slot. What I do not get offering Smith less than Gholston got at 6 last year. WTF?
Mikey there is another ship that has sailed; me paying money to you for season tickets, and apparently home sellouts also. Guess there are many other ships that have sailed w/ the money of former customers. This ain't no theme Mikey, it's reality.
HBO is showing the whole country the emperor has no clothes, and it's not a pretty picture to look at.
Viva!
Expect Andre Smith to Stay in Alabama For a While
Joe Reedy reports tonight that Andre Smith's agent Alvin Keels has left Cincinnati after 4 hours of negotiations with Mike Brown and Katie Blackburn with no deal reached. According to Reedy, the Bengals final offer was less than Vernon Gholston received last year as the 6th pick and less than...
I feel the '05 season was a curse in some ways. Same w/ Arizona making it to the SB.
In Mikeys feeble brain it validates his way of doing things, convinces him the team can compete. Sadly I think '05 was an aberation.
Having said that when I found some sucker,er I mean fan to buy my COAs this past Feb I told him the best thing that could happen is for the team to prove me wrong by having a sucessful season. Can't say I'm worried about that actually happening though.
AP Story on Hard Knocks/Project Mayhem
This story went on the wires last night. It focuses on how Hard Knocks is showing the world what Bengals fans have feared for the last 19 seasons - the Brown family calls the shots. The show has avoided mentioning the team's futility since Brown took control. It didn't show the banner that disg...
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