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Berding's job title may be "head of ticket sales" but if it is anything like Bedinghaus's real job, it will be more of making sure that the tire pressures on Mikey's Lumina are correct for ultimate mpg.
Bengals Starting to Get Serious About Ticket Sales: Jeff Berding Steps Down from City Council Position
Joe Reedy's pieces on season ticket holders made it pretty clear: they are very unhappy. About 2 in 3 responders to his queries said they would not renew. Though only a small sample and potentially containing bias, that should alarm the Bengals management. Of course, nothing this offseason h...
Mike Brown sees things differently in his delusional world. In the real world we see black but in the World of Mikey, he sees white. We see a team that is totally dysfunctional due to an incompetent mentally challenged owner, he sees it as "just the way things go in this league", certainly no fault of his own.
There is no hope.
Carson a Quitter vs. Carson the Shrewd Negotiator
Two of the best opinions on the "Carson Demanding a Trade" story I have read so far come from CBSSports' Gregg Doyel and our very own Paul Daugherty of the Enquirer. Doyel brings out the hammer on Carson, claiming that Carson and Carson alone had the power to change things in Cincy, and now when...
West Tx-Great post! What's pathetic is it probably isn't that far off of how Mikey feels.
Let My Carson Go?
ESPN is reporting that Carson Palmer will request a trade, and will use threaten retirement as bargaining if a trade is not executed. Chatter from the talking heads and fans has exploded since the news was announced just over an hour ago. My first thought was, "It's about time." Carson has li...
This is a belated Christmas present for Mikey. He won't have to pay him now. Also, if Palmer really wanted to play again, he just sealed his fate by going public. No way Mikey will trade him now. Enjoy retirement Carson.
Letter to Season Ticket Holders
Yesterday, a season ticket holder 'Ben' who is cancelling his tickets sent us the letter included with ticket invoices. Also attached to the letter were six 'exclusive' season ticket holder football cards (I doubt these will be like the '52 Mickey Mantle Topps Card). Players include: Jordan S...
Hey Mike/Katie/Troy or whoever you are WhoDeyFans, how about just making even a half-assed effort at fielding a winning football team? Start with your front office. Trying to justify the Bengals money grubbing ways now, with your latest typical PR nightmare only a few days old is "dumb dumb dumb".
Seriously. What is Going On?
Let's walk through this sequence: -For about the past two years (longer? shorter?) Marvin Lewis and Mike Brown allegedly were trying to hammer out the details of a contract extension for when Marvin's contract expired after the 2010 season -Marvin heads into this past season (2010) as a lame duc...
Falling on deaf ears
Doc Sums Up Mike Brown's Mess
Paul Daugherty's latest column in the Enquirer discusses the abrasive and combative relationship between the Bengals and the city of Cincinnati. The Steelers and the Packers are woven into the fabric of their respective cities. Here? The owner treats his paying customers and fans like idiots,...
Isn't it obvious by now that Mikey doesn't give a shit about you or me or anybody else that is not in the Brown "family"? The only criteria necessary to retain employment with the Bengals is to be a good LOYAL friend as evidenced by all of the other incompetent ass kissing(Marvin) morons in the organization. Being a good bridge player doesn't hurt either.
In Case You Hadn't Already Seen It
Doc's Sports Illustrated article on the "Worse Press Conference in Modern History" is both wonderful and horrible. David Fleming, so appalled by the press conference, suffers from an acute bout of article-writing-tourettes-syndrome and injects a spastic paragraph about the Bengals in a column th...
I think what is going on here is Cincinnati is being "punked". This has to be a new reality show trying to see how far a city can be fucked over. In light of todays absurd demands by the Bengals, I just can't believe anybody, even Mike Brown could be this big of a delusional asshole.
Seriously. What is Going On?
Let's walk through this sequence: -For about the past two years (longer? shorter?) Marvin Lewis and Mike Brown allegedly were trying to hammer out the details of a contract extension for when Marvin's contract expired after the 2010 season -Marvin heads into this past season (2010) as a lame duc...
I've been telling my friends for years that I thought Mike Brown was certifiably insane. On top of that, a delusional asshole. That press conference confirms it.
Is Mike Brown Clincially Insane? Our Favorite Moments of The Worst Press Conference in Modern History (Part 1)
Now wading waist deep in the aftermath of Tuesday's press conference, it's time for a recap of what exactly took place at 4:30pm in the bowels of Paul Brown Stadium. As I posted Tuesday afternoon, Marvin Lewis had decided not to return. I stand by that, as I also stand by my comment that the s...
Marvin Lewis is an awful head coach, period.
Off Topic But Enough With This Marvin Is the "Losingest" Coach Crap
I've seen it in a few places where people call Marvin the "losingest" head coach in Bengals history. He now also is, I'm told, the longest tenured head coach in Bengals history. Hence he's had the most opportunity to lose of all coaches. So you know what else? That means he'll also end up th...
"Until Mike Brown dies (or relinquishes control...which will be when he dies), we now definitively know there is no hope."
Don't be so sure that even in death, Mikey won't still be in control.
It Doesn't Have To Be This Way
On Saturday, the Enquirer posted a Paul Daugherty column on the unprecedented levels of fan venom this year spewed towards Mike Brown and Bengals ownership. While he is right, it's pretty damn bad around here, you could feel the needle heading this direction back in 2008. Even after a 2009 off...
Matt C, Katie looked like a complete clueless moron(perfect Bengal executive) on Hard Knocks. It was later proven how stupid she really was when Smith and his agent hoodwinked her into signing Big Andre with a broken foot.
The 200th Loss: Mike Brown is Worse Than You Think
Longtime Comrade BMN was the first to bring it to our attention that the Bengals loss against the Steelers was the 200th of Mike Brown's career as Owner/GM of the Bengals. His knowledge of putrid owners is impressive, so we asked him to compile his thoughts on how Mike Brown's record setting f...
The most depressing thing about the Bengals is the realization that Mikey will NEVER relinquish the on field control of the team to a real GM. Hence we will never get a good head coach to come here. What good head coach would ever come here knowing that a complete idiot would always have final say over everything from toilet paper in the bathrooms at PBS to the first round draft pick?(Actually, I think that the toilet paper picking is Bob Bedinghaus' job but Mike probably does have final say). Even when he dies, there will be strict instructions to Katie in the will on how the team must be run. If those instructions are not followed she and Troy would lose control of the team to Paul Brown Jr and She and Troy may actually have to work for a living.
Mike Brown, We Need To Hear It
We know you best as the Wizard of Oz. You only talk twice a year publicly (pre-season luncheon and a middle of the year Q/A with Bengals.com and the Enquirer), where you have berated fans by calling their nearly annual protests, 'themes'. If we could talk to you tonight before milk, cookies and...
I agree that I would much prefer to watch a football game outside,except in the rain. However, I feel a dome would have been more economically sound for the city. Of course, Mikey probably would have gotten all the profits from any other events held at PBS so I guess it would not have really mattered anyways.
Myth Busting: the Bengals Went All Out to Win this Offseason
The Bengals added the following players this offseason (off the top of my head) Bryant TO "Adam" Jones Matt Jones Gibril Wilson I think a couple other guys They also figured out a way to lock down Zimmer for awhile. Sadly, they couldn't figure out a way to not lock down Brat whom they extende...
We are all drunk on the new Mike Brown, signing all these players trying to make us believe that he wants to win now. All of Brown's moves were economically smart moves simply to stimulate ticket sales at the CHEAPEST price, not to make the team better. I'll at least give him credit for hiring someone smart enough to open his eyes to this.
Another little story I noticed today was that The Big Ten picked Indianapolis for their first championship game. Thank Mikey for never giving Cincinnati a CHANCE at a similar event like this(Super Bowl,Final Four etc) due to his insistance on an "open air" stadium. I think it was because he said something like football needs to be played on grass. I may be wrong but I think that his natural turf was replaced a year or so later with artificial turf which we, the taxpayers payed for, as stipulated in the lease.
Myth Busting: the Bengals Went All Out to Win this Offseason
The Bengals added the following players this offseason (off the top of my head) Bryant TO "Adam" Jones Matt Jones Gibril Wilson I think a couple other guys They also figured out a way to lock down Zimmer for awhile. Sadly, they couldn't figure out a way to not lock down Brat whom they extende...
Atrell, thank you so much for your "unsolicited advice". I feel so special since you don't "commonly offer" it.(I'm sure you don't). However, I'm doing quite well so no need to worry about me or my future.
Thanks again for the concern,
One of those people
Seriously Artrell, get over yourself.
Mike Brown's Compassion for T.O. vs. Hamilton County Taxpayers
As Joe Reedy reported on Monday, Mike Brown used his annual media appearance to make it very clear that the he feels that no longer feels any responsibility for working with the County to re-structure the financial mess the Stadium Fund has created for the County. The Fund, approved by Hamilton ...
Mike Brown might be a "nice guy" amongst his friends but really, who cares? He's been a POS to the taxpayers of Hamilton County......way above and beyond than he needs to be. That being said, he's Mikey Boy, we all know him and he will never change so we have to live with this joke. Yeah, we enabled him by allowing that clown Bob Bedinghaus to screw us over but then again, we voted for it so as usual we Cincinnatians will just have to live with our mistakes and accept them. At this point, I would be happy if Mikey just fired Big Bob. Well, I guess he owes him for orhcestrating the hose job aka the lease and we all know how "loyal" Mikey is to his friends(too bad he doesn't consider the fans/taxpayers friends).Also, I heard that nobody puts a shine on Mikey's uh ...........car like Bob does so I guess his job is secure.
Mike Brown's Compassion for T.O. vs. Hamilton County Taxpayers
As Joe Reedy reported on Monday, Mike Brown used his annual media appearance to make it very clear that the he feels that no longer feels any responsibility for working with the County to re-structure the financial mess the Stadium Fund has created for the County. The Fund, approved by Hamilton ...
wch is an "I told you so guy". All of his posts are the same. This type of guy loves to lecture everybody else how smart he is, after the fact but has no solution or anything constructive to say, just how dumb the rest of us are. .............I'm just sayin
Part I: WDR Official Breakdown of the Bengals Offer to Hamilton County
Lots of news so far in this young offseason. After some on-the-field stuff - Zimmer staying (hooray), Bratwurst staying (boo), Rey going all Ted Kennedy (Sunfire!) - we got some very significant off-the-field news about the Bengals offering to help the County improve its fiscal position. WDR na...
Hey Gfox, in the immortal words of John McEnroe,"You cannot be serious!" How old are you?
Real Lawyers Will Now Review PBS Lease
News leaked out yesterday that Troy Blackburn, Director of Business Development for the Bengals, wrote a letter dated Oct. 16th to county Administrator Patrick Thompson regarding certain "concessions" the Bengals are willing to re-negotiate in light of the growing stadium deficit. The fund int...
sorry,require-fingers out-of-sink
End of Season Ramblings
Brian Schottenheimer designed an offensive gameplan that allowed Mark Sanchez to look better than Carson Palmer. You think Brat could do that if he switched places with Schottenheimer? The Jets first 2 touchdowns came on 2 very cleverly designed plays that relied on the Bengals over-committing ...
These all sound great but that would requier Mike Brown to make the right decisions for the benefit of the team, not his bottom line and ego. History proves that it will be the latter. Also, can Ziimmer be franchize tagged?
End of Season Ramblings
Brian Schottenheimer designed an offensive gameplan that allowed Mark Sanchez to look better than Carson Palmer. You think Brat could do that if he switched places with Schottenheimer? The Jets first 2 touchdowns came on 2 very cleverly designed plays that relied on the Bengals over-committing ...
This team will never win as long as Mikey is running the show. Grahm is not going to walk into Mikey's office and quit because he sucks, Marvin is not going to resign because he sucks. Mikey Boy has to be a smart owner, an owner who wants to win. We know he is neither.
The Moon Isn't Going To Save You
Things are going to explode today. Bombastic explosions.
I think that Mikey Boy is waiting for that clause in the lease to kick in that says if x amount of teams get a newer/better thing, then the county has to buy it for him. I'm sure that Bedinghaus allowed an indoor practice facility on the freebe list.
Rashad Jeanty Is Parked in Scooby-Doo Row 4
Bengals are back in Mason today. You think this affects playoff preparation? Nahhhh. Wonder if the Jets are busing to an indoor soccer facility 25 miles away? Oh. Guess not.
You said the magic words, If it comes down to money........Come on, this is Mike Brown. Everything comes down to money. Bye Mike Zimmer, thanks for making the Bengals legitimate.............temporarily .
Zimmer Zimmer Zimmer Zimmer Zimmer Zimmer Zimmer
Today's mandatory post reminding the Bengals to do everything in their power to keep Zimmer comes courtesy of Joe Reedy's tweets. Says Joe: Zimmer said he has not talked to Shanahan or the Redskins and that his future in Cincinnati depends on the bengals Assuming that Zimmer is telling the trut...
I have heard that Mikey has called a press conference for today to announce that because Katie and Troy have decided not to buy that bigger house that they've had their eye on and in the Christmas spirit will agree to renegotiate the Bengals lease. More good news is that because he did such a good job for the organization in the original lease the Bengals have choosen Bob Bedinghaus to represent them in this one. Bend over Mikey
Mike Brown Admits His Flaws and Takes Accountability!
Just kidding. Dan Snyder did though. Check it out: I certainly accept responsibility for mistakes that I have made. We've ran the numbers, and the probability that Mike Brown ever makes a simlar statement comes out to i1x4.00249042e19 %.
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