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GOD I love the "progressives"!! *not* you do [facepalm], I'll do [fingerthroat] *peace* ;-)
Toggle Commented Jan 5, 2010 on Shut Up and Go Away at Forty Deuce
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This is a test post thanks for listening....
Toggle Commented Sep 27, 2009 on Jigga Wha? at Forty Deuce
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FLOVE that little sneer in the 2nd pic. And the last pic: "Whatchu lookin' at?! This is MY shiny thing!" Girl's gonna be a bad ass. Oh, and more glamor Kim, please :-) Get on it, WTA!!
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Pretty sure Caro's going at it from the other side, with special racquet handle extension. Very special, by the look of things. And by "going at it" I mean getting herself psyched up for the next point. Or doubled over in ecstasy.... at winning that point. Or something...
Toggle Commented Sep 8, 2009 on Pic This: Work It at Forty Deuce
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Shriekfest (one of my damn dream matches; the Queen won :-) and Battle of the Bunny Ranch Cutie Pies (the cutest won :-) not on TV... color me shocked with that Sarcastic Crayon you're holding. Go right outside the lines. Let's face it, tennis on TV in the US sucks. We don't have to like it, but we may as well accept it. I don't see that state of affairs improving anytime soon. Can I get a Masha/Ana final here? Serve that shit up, girls! Oh wait, don't actually "serve" it up, cuz you'll both just drop the trays. Saunter on over with your mutual hotness and let's do this! Hey, a guy can dream, can't he?
Toggle Commented Aug 6, 2009 on On Guts Alone at Forty Deuce
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"our restraint is something we actually take pride in" oh, clearly. *eye roll such that I see the inside back of my skull... and that's a restrained eye roll*
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All this talk reminds me of a George Carlin joke about lip-readers and the fun you can have with them. Get in the background of some TV broadcast (like behind those outdoor booths ESPN uses at some tourneys; see, on topic) and mouth the following: I hope all you stupid fucking lip-readers are looking in. Still, I wish I spoke Serbian and was a stupid fucking lip-reader. Who doesn't need a good laugh.
Toggle Commented Aug 4, 2009 on Tommy Says What Dinara Thinks at Forty Deuce
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I was thinking maybe there was a subtle Chak/headband joke in there (headline followed by that pic). Pretty sure I've seen Chak wear one. Masha taking fashion advice from her = hi hi hi. I think Masha did read the headband post, saw my comment and ran with it, imitation-Chakolate or not :P Yes, hawt.
Toggle Commented Aug 4, 2009 on Holy Shit, Chakky Won! at Forty Deuce
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The press can't leave this alone because they love a good snarkfest. All the better (in their pathetic eyes) if it's an extended one. Dinara gave the perfect answer. Not sure why it took her so long, but glad she finally gave it. Yes, talk to the WTA about the Wanking System. It is what it is. And wouldn't ya think ReRe and Venus have more pull in the Halls of Injustice than Dina? Maybe just a tad bit more. So, ladies, hit the courts, or hit the bricks with your complaints. Oh, and as to the footnote to this sad tale (said footnote being JJ...): WHATevs. If it weren't so pathetic, I'd laugh. And then call the trainer for the stomach muscle I pulled.
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LenaD... such a little (heh) Elf queen. Yeah, 'Frisco can get mighty chilly. Cinco de Mayo my ass. Was more like Cinco de Marzo. Towers should generally be erected for chicks. In case anyone was wondering. No? Good :-)
Toggle Commented Jul 28, 2009 on Ah, Summer In San Francisco at Forty Deuce
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photo... it's like an ad for the spa. OK, whatevs. Dina looks good, looks happy. Makes me happy. I'm a simple man. Dina wins (even if ugly): happy. Bepa's back (hopefully thru the YEC): happy. Masha whips Ai: happy. See, simple :-)
Toggle Commented Jul 28, 2009 on Energizer Bunny at Forty Deuce
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What a little punk. Ogle, you fool!! It's your only photo op, I promise you. Only photo op EVER. pih! Excuse me while I drown in a bucket of drool.... (that was nasty, wasn't it? TS, bitches :P )
Toggle Commented Jul 28, 2009 on Pic This: We Do The Mash at Forty Deuce
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ah, memories. We need those pix of her posing with the Playboy bunnies from that day! ;-)
Toggle Commented Jul 28, 2009 on How Else Are They Going To Learn? at Forty Deuce
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Flove it. "Where did this kid come from?!" oh, Casper.... *sigh* roll in Instanbul, baby! :P
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Still. Hot. Hawt, even. Oh so hawt. :•)
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Hey! It's all a bit disjointed, out of context, this series of comments. Join Jillian and me as we watch "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind." Kate will make you happy. How can she not. Flove... and yes, fuck you, Fed, you supremely talented, pompous douche bag (now where have I heard that? some epically awesome post, no doubt).
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Hmmm, could have been. I do have "issues." Well, always up for an opportunity to pull out the Pope (Alexander, that is). But yes, moving on....
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For those who don't speak Middle English ;-) "Pride, where Wit fails, steps in to our defence, And fills up all the mighty void of sense." hate for you to miss the point. I know how WW needs things spelled out in plain English.
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"dangerous"... you flatter to deceive. I'm so right, I only need two. Think about, if you're capable. No, thought not, else you wouldn't have wasted your time coming back. And clearly you haven't been around here often, at least sober. Wow, that's something, telling someone who runs their own blog to "FUCK OFF." Please post the link to your blog. I've no doubt it's highly enlightening, if lacking in entertainment. "Pride, where Wit fails, steps in to our defence, And Jills up all the mighty void of sense."
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"mental retardation"... what does that say about you, coming here to take advantage of the (allegedly) "slow"? It says either: 1) you're a stupid, heartless fuck, or 2) you actually appreciate this witty tennis blog either way, dude... FLAME.
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"Isn't that the feeling that we all have at that point when we realize that we won't play big league ball, we won't be an NFL starting quarterback, we won't be on the 18th green putting to win the Masters?" I get his point, but no, there's no comparison to what Roddick went through. Yeah, #6 in the world, not some podunk NC club tennis shit. Sure, anyone who's been there at whatever level has had a glimpse of what Roddick must have goen through, but if you've half a brain you realized instantly that there's no meaningful comparison to be made. But laying that aside, a well-written piece. No, never been a huge fan of Roddick either, but yes, for that day my heart bled for him.
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I flove you, too, Queen Bitch :) I'd ask you to pass the Ignorital, but clearly I'm all dosed up now ;) All the same, I bow before the Queen. You maketh me smile.
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Can't he be both? Of course he can! He's the goat, ffs. errr, GOAT... no wait, goat.
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Hooray for drug-induced somnolent detachment. Time to fry up some bacon, imagining the sweet sound is Fed's ass sizzling away in its own unctuous, teary fat the next time he meets Rafa. Sorry, I mean fuck it all.
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He'll always be Rogi Frauderer to me :-)
Toggle Commented Jul 6, 2009 on Tricky Dick at Forty Deuce
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