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Don't Huntsman spiders love Mexican food? Maybe they just love them some Mexicans? They could also feed on the drones.
...from my cold, bright orange, fingers...
Toggle Commented 3 days ago on NAME THAT STATE! at Dave Barry's Blog
She looks too young to do nails, let alone perform surgery. Truly one born every second.
Toggle Commented 4 days ago on CANADIAN MEDICAL CARE UPDATE at Dave Barry's Blog
Attention Dubai thought-leaders: Do NOT connect it to the internet.
Toggle Commented Oct 11, 2017 on MEET OFFICER JETSON at Dave Barry's Blog
How close is Malaysia to Australia?
This can't be happening.
Toggle Commented Oct 9, 2017 on YOU FIRST at Dave Barry's Blog
First, North Korea and now this. What times we live in.
Toggle Commented Oct 5, 2017 on IT'S WAR at Dave Barry's Blog
Should have used a massive dildo.
Did Jaws music play in the background?
Toggle Commented Sep 26, 2017 on 'FILTHY PHALLIC FLOTSAM' at Dave Barry's Blog
What is BM going to do?
Toggle Commented Sep 22, 2017 on BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN at Dave Barry's Blog
I'm going to put these instructions in my burial suit to read at the right time.
Toggle Commented Sep 19, 2017 on NEWS YOU CAN USE at Dave Barry's Blog
Avast these fake holidays, me hardies.
"...a major-huge-harginger." That sounds very bad.
Toggle Commented Sep 18, 2017 on FIRST IRMA, AND NOW THIS at Dave Barry's Blog
The corndog association is filing a cease and desist order later today.
Lentils may be used for generator fuel, in an emergency.
Toggle Commented Sep 11, 2017 on IRMA UPDATE at Dave Barry's Blog
Was that the Irish version of Jersey Shore?
One of those would make a dandy hat for Walter.
Toggle Commented Sep 5, 2017 on GIRDING FOR IRMA at Dave Barry's Blog
"...spark lawsuit," and pom pom sweaters.
Toggle Commented Aug 30, 2017 on WILL THEY TESTIFY? at Dave Barry's Blog
Well at least he wasn't doing stimulants.
Toggle Commented Aug 28, 2017 on SOCCER FAN OF THE WEEK SO FAR at Dave Barry's Blog
God, now there's fake fiction!
Toggle Commented Aug 17, 2017 on 'RAVISHED BY A TRICERATOPS' at Dave Barry's Blog
and try to avoid any steel leaders.
Toggle Commented Aug 17, 2017 on WE ARE APPROACHING PEAK FLORIDA at Dave Barry's Blog
Cat fight!
Toggle Commented Aug 15, 2017 on SIPPING A MOJITO at Dave Barry's Blog
This excuse never worked for me. Not once.
Toggle Commented Aug 14, 2017 on SUUUUUURE at Dave Barry's Blog
The smartest, easiest password I have ever seen is eight asterisks in a row: "********". Brilliant.
Toggle Commented Aug 8, 2017 on NOW YOU TELL US at Dave Barry's Blog