So, I've attempted to download both the kindle and the epub version to my phone in the presence of wi-fi AND I've attempted to download them to my computer to then save to phone. I have failed at all of these endeavors. When I try to download them to the comp all I get is a 22kb file, and when I put that on my android phone it force-closes. Can anyone give me some advice? If I have to I can just print the pdf, but I really really wanted this on my phone.

I have a question. I made a donation using my phone, but I cannot download the book to my phone(maybe because I'm not near wifi right now). When I'm on my home computer I'm going to download it to the comp and THEN put it on my phone. Which format would be easiest/fastest/bestest for this? I have an android phone, I have both kindle and an e-reader, if that helps you help me.

yes! you are correct! also, now that i'm reminded, i got the "long and hard" from another jeopardy sketch. pretty sure.

i once spent an entire month promising people that they would rue it, THEY WOULD RUE IT LONG, AND THEY WOULD RUE IT HARD! i can't remember where i picked up the phrase "rue the day!" but i overused the crap out of it and amused myself to NO END!! even though to others sometimes i looked like a crazy person.

i just ordered it! i'm super-excited! i decided to go with the cheapest delivery method, but i'm going to miss being able to track my order (i agree with you on that issue, BitTwist). i'm incredibly anal when in comes to tracking orders, though...so maybe not being able to check the ups site over and over and over again all day is a good thing.