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But is the biggest one.
Air Quotes: Just Because You *Are* a Character, Doesn't Mean You *Have* Character.
God bless the journo who asked about Pump-Gate. That said, I felt bad for Ana. She clearly tried to duck the question. But not without getting in a zinger... Ana was all... Q. This is going back a little bit, but you lost to Jelena in Madrid. I was wondering when you heard about that fist...
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May 4, 2010
OMG OMG OMG TATI WAS THERE!
"Quand le doigt montre le ciel, l' imbécile regarde le doigt."
And so Paris said goodbye to Amelie. I haven't seen the ceremony yet but I'm looking forward to it. It looked fun. Well, in a crying-fun kind of way. Here's hoping she retires that scrunchie, too. ZOMG, Mama Momes is adorbz. And they are twinsies. Older French women are so fuck...
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Pic This: Does That Thing Vibrate?
I know I'll sound very stupid, but what's G moment?
Pic This: Does That Thing Vibrate?
If he wins Nole won't become no. 2 so... GO ROG! (I can't believe I'm saying this...)
10 Reasons Why You Should Root For Andy Murray
Look, I get it. Not many people like the kid. But for one day, you should put that aside and actively root for him. And if you won't do it for me, your loyal blogger who has stayed up until 7am to bring you the funnies, then you should do it for the following ten reasons: 1. Because if M...
...She still has the weapons from the backcourt to do major damage, and if she puts in enough time on developing her approach shots, transition game and how to properly cover the cords, than she could establish herself as one of the tour’s most feared net players as she has terrific hands.
Approach shots mostly. And this is totally true.
I Want To Give Matt A Hug.
Another great piece on Ana by Matt Cronin. And I 100% agree with this: However, we need to get one thing clear here: anyone who thinks that Ivanovic’s runs to the French Open title, or the Aussie Open final, or to the Wimbledon semis were a fluke, does not pay attention to women’s tennis....
<3 Sorana. Looking awsome.
Pic This: Awww...She's Adorbz.
Serbs also!
January 6. How Many Times Do They Have To Tell You?
I mean, really. How many of these "What will you do for Christmas" pieces have we seen? And anytime they ask a Russian player they get the same answer. "We'll be playing tennis, asshole."
Flavs, I officialy adore you now.
This Week On WTA's Next Top Model...
Win: v. To achieve victory or finish first in a competition. Suck it, Carlos. Oh no, wait. You can't!
Well, probably from then until she retired, Ana showed her best game in that time :) Idk, but it just feels good to see her back :)
Pic This: Welcome Back, Justine.
Yup, she's back, and she brought her herp lip with her. Justine did an expressive mime cryptically entitled "Jelena Jankovic's reaction to the news." Oh, are we doing that now, too? Move over Dina. Bianca: Umm, I think I like the white shirt better. Joey: Yeah, it's-i...
Justine :) Idk why, but she makes me so happy :) And I feel more confident about Ana when she's around, dunno why :)
Pic This: Welcome Back, Justine.
Yup, she's back, and she brought her herp lip with her. Justine did an expressive mime cryptically entitled "Jelena Jankovic's reaction to the news." Oh, are we doing that now, too? Move over Dina. Bianca: Umm, I think I like the white shirt better. Joey: Yeah, it's-i...
What?
This Week On WTA's Next Top Model...
Win: v. To achieve victory or finish first in a competition. Suck it, Carlos. Oh no, wait. You can't!
Yeah, it does.
ok, so, I think Kuznetsova/Pennetta is going to be a good one.
And are Viko and Caro developing a new WTA rivalry?
Rome: Wednesday OOP
Uh...yeah. So basically Rome rules. Stadio Pietrangeli (from 13.00hrs) 1. K.Bondarenko vs. Jankovic 2. Kuznetsova vs. Pennetta 3. Safina vs. Zheng 4. V.Williams vs. Chakvetadze (NB 20.30hrs) 5. Jans/Rosolska vs. Peschke/Raymond Campo 1 (from 13.00hrs) 1. Azarenka vs. Wozniacki 2. A.Radw...
Wow, Ana looks a little bit like Dragana in this pic...
This Week, On WTA's Next Top Model...
Pics from last year's photoshoot at the YECs in Doha. Despite the fact that those shoes don't fit, you go, Dina! Uh...mouth closed, Serena. I'm not entirely sure what the idea for this pic was (Cocktail hour in a locker room?) but Bepa rocked it. Don't love the weave or the pose. B...
Yeah, I'm surprised it took so long too... Anyway...
Well, I can't say anything really... I mean, this was so expected... I just hope Dina will not pay attention to this crap, and all that is about to come! That's all!
I'm Just Shocked It Took So Long.
Let me check my watch. Ah yes, it took Petey 14 hours to reignite the WTA bashing. Awesome. At first I thought Pete just did a "Find and Replace All" on an old JJ article. But I guess something about Dina taking over *really* chops his hide. This is what he said about then #1 JJ in Octobe...
Hehe C Note, I thought the same when I watched the vid on WTA site... I don't know, maybe cause the golf carts are too small... But that is a positive thing actually. They are idiots...
What? Separate Golf Carts? Idiot Promo People.
Ana's reaction after the third putt is the best.
Pennetta is like whatever... :D
Six Days Later, Still Can't Catch.
I find it hilarious that the kid can't catch with two hands, but can grab that thing one with no problems. Also, I don't know why Scott even pretends that he ever wears a shirt during practice. No need to tuck it into your pocket, dude. You and your mandals are not fooling anyone. That's F...
How did she play C Note? We had no stream :(
IW: Saturday Results
Gonzo and Lleyton are still playing but I'm wiped and went home. Here's the rundown of today's action packed day. No major surprises on the men's side. The only match I actually watched for a significant amount of time was the Gilles/Rendy match, which was awesome. For those who were watc...
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