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Jelena = Carlota of tennis WAGs.
Commented Aug 11, 2011 on HOLY SHIT JELENA'S ENGLISH. at Forty Deuce
HOLY SHIT JELENA'S ENGLISH.
Hmmm. I think I'm officially a little bit in love with Jelena Ristic. And while we're on the subject (we're not really on the subject), what is up with the Serbs and their ability to rock the English language? It's so impressive.
Concur. Move on, Petko.
Commented Aug 4, 2011 on The PetkoDance Is Your Chance To Do The...Petko. at Forty Deuce
The PetkoDance Is Your Chance To Do The...Petko.
I really need to stop being a "WHOO!" Girl during her dances. I just can't help myself. She's Petko! Here's the new PetkoDance she unveiled last night in San Diego. Nice and subtle. I like it.
I'm sorry, but a three year slump is a three year slump, regardless of age. How does pointing that out = bashing her? She's a nice person, doubtless, but maybe tennis ain't her thing.
Commented Jul 27, 2011 on Buckle Up, Nigel. This Happens. at Forty Deuce
Buckle Up, Nigel. This Happens.
Praying ain't gonna help, Foxy. Trust me, I've tried. Another week, another disappointing loss. It happens. Sure, kick the kid while she's down. Crack the jokes, have a giggle, revel in the fact that the pretty girl sucks at tennis. I still believe in the kid. I really do. There's jus...
Me and Matt Cassel just f**ked you up, dog. #latherrinserepeat
Commented Jul 25, 2011 on How the Hell Is Bepa Not In This? at Forty Deuce
How the Hell Is Bepa Not In This?
"What's up, dog? I killed you."
Tasio's going to be so sad.
Commented Jul 14, 2011 on Married to the Max. at Forty Deuce
Married to the Max.
Elena D. and Max are finally getting married! How did we find out? From loose-lipped fashion expert, Alla K. Congrats to the happy couple. I miss seeing Max stress out during Lena's matches. Hell, I miss stressing out during Lena's matches. Actually, I just miss Lena's matches. Sigh. /em...
LOL @ Zepplin.
Commented Jul 13, 2011 on Tuesday Tunes at Forty Deuce
Tuesday Tunes
Ana's dress and hair are awful. Her stylist should go sit in the corner and think about what he's done. #authority
Commented Jul 6, 2011 on My Two Pence. at Forty Deuce
My Two Pence.
Yeah yeah yeah. It's late and no one cares about the Wimby player party anymore. BUT I HAVE THINGS TO SAY. So here we go. Not digging the hair, but the dress is colorful, young, and fun. It kind of makes me want a strawberry daiquiri. Or a Jamba Juice. It is also just begging for a nip-s...
I don't think you've been clear to date. Please, tell me how you really feel about Andy Murray. :)
Commented Jun 15, 2011 on Keep It Social. at Forty Deuce
Keep It Social.
You'd smile too if you just demolished Andy Roddick on grass 61 63 in less than an hour, playing the best grass court tennis you've probably ever played. It'll be Andy vs. Jo in the Queens final, which is supposed to start at noon, but the entirety of Britain is currently stuck in the rinse cy...
So, basically, what you're saying is this is the donkeygrooming equivalent of the Lexi Open?
Commented Jun 9, 2011 on Queens: Fancy McFancerpants at Forty Deuce
Queens: Fancy McFancerpants
So...Queens. It's basically everything you've heard and seen and more. Easily the shwankiest tournament that I have ever been to (yes, I'm looking at you, Madrid). Normally that would annoy the shizz out of me, but given my general love of all things British, meh, it didn't bother me at all...
Eff you both.
Commented Jun 1, 2011 on Pic This: Nice Compression Shorts, And-- Oh. Wow. at Forty Deuce
Pic This: Nice Compression Shorts, And-- Oh. Wow.
Sorry. I'm still turned on. Sorry. (Pic: Getty)
I thought you don't like the glitter. Though I suspect it would only make you more dashing. PS, thanks for responding to my email, jerk. :)
Commented May 27, 2011 on One Down. Three To Go. at Forty Deuce
One Down. Three To Go.
Roland Garros has made me way emo. More on that in another post. But basically I'm so ridiculously sure that all my favorites will lose that I can't even muster up a reaction to Ana losing yesterday. I've gone completely numb. There was a time when Ana didn't lose first round matches at Sla...
So, to clarify, it's not cool that I sleep with a Fernando dakimakura, correct?
Commented May 26, 2011 on One Down. Three To Go. at Forty Deuce
One Down. Three To Go.
Roland Garros has made me way emo. More on that in another post. But basically I'm so ridiculously sure that all my favorites will lose that I can't even muster up a reaction to Ana losing yesterday. I've gone completely numb. There was a time when Ana didn't lose first round matches at Sla...
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May 17, 2011
Favorite Jeff Buckley song is favorite.
Commented May 17, 2011 on Tuesday Tunes at Forty Deuce
Tuesday Tunes
Their.
Commented Apr 26, 2011 on UPDATED: Work Harder, Be Better. at Forty Deuce
UPDATED: Work Harder, Be Better.
So last week this pterodactyl was walking across the Atlantic to go visit his best friend, a chickpea named Bob. Bob was crazy annoyed that Pterry was late (I mean, it only takes, what, 38 minutes to walk across the Atlantic?) so he called up his book club buddy, Larry the Lorax, to meet him ...
Um. Are we *really* talking about whether this is hot or not? Show me yours, and then I'll buy into your arguments.
Commented Apr 26, 2011 on The Hair. Everywhere. The Hair. at Forty Deuce
The Hair. Everywhere. The Hair.
WHY ARE YOUR PANTS ON??? Oh, yeah. There's an article attached to that picture. Feel free to read it. Lord knows I haven't gotten that far yet. (Pic: Gloria.rs)
That is awesome.
Commented Apr 18, 2011 on The Master of Monte Carlo. at Forty Deuce
The Master of Monte Carlo.
It's kind of like being the Count of Monte Cristo. But with fewer sandwiches. Something tells me that with Rafa, the seventh one feels just as good as the first one. A day after dropping a set to a cortisoned Andy Murray (the first set he's dropped on clay in over a year, I believe), Rafa ...
Heh. Touch wood.
Welcome home.
Commented Apr 12, 2011 on Things That Are True. at Forty Deuce
Things That Are True.
I just left a country that does this: For a country that does this: I'm just saying. It's good to be home. Updated: If I could do strikethroughs on post titles (get on that, Typepad), I would rename this post "Things That Are NOT True). Apparently the kid is from Norway. Which makes me ...
Strongly disagree. :)
Commented Apr 11, 2011 on Well...Crap. at Forty Deuce
Well...Crap.
How does someone who does *that* on court hurt her ankle off court? It will come as no shock to anyone who knows me that I goddamn motherfucking hate wearing goddamn motherfucking heels. HAAAAAATE. Waterboard me all you want. That shit I can handle. Heels? More like HELLS. Amiright, ladi...
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Mar 31, 2011
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Mar 27, 2011
I love all of the color. It makes me want to listen to some Kajagoogoo and throw the Jane Fonda workout in to the VHS.
Commented Mar 25, 2011 on Losers Pants. Winners Dance. at Forty Deuce
Losers Pants. Winners Dance.
Ivanorazzi!!! Totally the highlight of yesterday's viewing schedule. After spending much of the morning watching Sveta and Sam cruise, I was off to watch me the doubles pairing of two of the more charming and delightful ladies on tour. And while they're actually not horrible at the game of ...
One could also argue that the doubles story appearing a day after it happened flags the significance of it to the writer. This isn't a news site where items appear in order of importance. As the person who sweated through Novak's win with C Note yesterday, I can tell you it meant a great deal to her. For what it's worth. :)
Commented Mar 21, 2011 on Double the Giggles, Double the Fun. at Forty Deuce
Double the Giggles, Double the Fun.
One of the biggest stories to come out of this year's BNP Paribas Open is how the doubles competition seemed to overtake the tournament. You had the top four players playing with their countrymen, blitzing well-established doubles teams to make the latter rounds. Fans were lapping it up. Th...
Pssst. Here's a little trick I learned. Check it.
This thing on the right side of your screen ---------------------->
It's called a "scroll bar." Try playing around with it; it's awesome!
Commented Mar 21, 2011 on Double the Giggles, Double the Fun. at Forty Deuce
Double the Giggles, Double the Fun.
One of the biggest stories to come out of this year's BNP Paribas Open is how the doubles competition seemed to overtake the tournament. You had the top four players playing with their countrymen, blitzing well-established doubles teams to make the latter rounds. Fans were lapping it up. Th...
You always know just what to ... um ... say(?) to make a girl feel better.
Commented Mar 15, 2011 on It Was a Bad Day for the 415. at Forty Deuce
It Was a Bad Day for the 415.
Poor DonkeyGrooming. She was scheduled to leave Indian Wells on Monday evening and was absolutely gutted to see that her beloved Fernando was scheduled for the last match of the day. But perhaps it was for the best. She didn't have to sit through watching her boy get beat in straight sets b...
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