Dear Mr. Salguero Its very nice to see the Herald has not made you take anytime off from your day job covering the Miami Dolphins. It also makes me very sad not see any of your letters to Penthouse forums or articles in Hustler magazine from your part time work. Your use of the pseudonyms Dolphin Blowhole and Hot Mammal love in the Penthouse forums is a dead give away. As for your articles in the Hustler magazine I knew it was you when I kept seeing words and phrases like...Dropped balls, Tight end, Wide receiver, Slot receiver and Fist Pump. Oh well, When the Herald shuts you down here I can always find you in Hustler and Penthouse magazines for my daily Dolphin fix. I'd follow you anywhere ya big lug. Your friend Soiled :)

Dear Mr. Salguero Today is the final day NFL teams are allowed to bring in prospects for private visits. Was it anything like this..... Jeff Ireland showing the sites of Miami to the prospects Jeff : See that girl over there....she's a hooker Jeff at dinner : our waitress is a hooker Jeff looking out of a window at the Ritz Carlton : see that pool girl....she's a hooker So as you see Miami has a lot to offer. It could have happened. Soiled :)

Dear Mr. Salguero You said..(So what we have is the Starman being available and not being a reach around) A reach around is a common courtesy, no reach around no drafting We want team players Soiled :)

Dear Mr. Salguero "First a quick refresher course on material covered over the years on this blog" Unless I'm mistaken..... Blog trolls Salad tossing name calling Multiple posting names Odinseye's hotties Right hand and Left hand Aloco's Buffet of knowledge and grasp of spelling Mr. Dodsworth's lust for women of days gone by....Marlene Dietrich, Rita Hayworth The ability to walk on water Was Jesus a zombie Fist pumps Pron stashes Acorns Knowledge is power Soiled :) P.S. Add Miami Dolphin football to the list

Dear Mr. Salguero Hartline : wouldn't sign unless his mustache got paid that's why the extra 750 k. Dansby : Over paid metro-sexual, just look in his man purse. Pore cleanser, facial scrubber, skin softener. Karlos Dansby hosted more Avon parties then he had game changing plays. Players used to spit on Channing Crowder and he was tougher then Dansby. Sean Smith : Couldn't hang onto soap on a rope in a prison shower if his ass was on the line. My 2 cents Soiled :)

Dear Mr. Salguero I just read this...Ex-Dolphins pick Pat White back working out. Draft Tavon Austin sign Ted Ginn bring back Pat White. Not one side-line in the NFL would be safe. Now where did I put my bag of shrooms Soiled :)

Dear Mr. Fake GM Salguero Dolphins general manager Jeff Ireland has told me he asks himself this, Does he walk on water ? Barry Sanders did, Thurman Thomas did, Darrell Green did. Well Mr. Fake GM Salguero did you know Until now, both scientists and Theologians alike thought this seemingly Biblical ability was due to a wax secreted on Jesus's legs. Combined with surface tension, a property of water that makes its boundary behave something like stretched Saran Wrap of all things. But new research finds that Jesus's legs were covered with microscopic hairs that trap tiny air bubbles, allowing Jesus and Barry Sanders to simply float. No magic and no miracles its just science. I'm sorry its been a while since our last correspondence and will try to write to you more often. Your friend Soiled :)

Looking on the bright side at least it wasn't blocked at the line of scrimage

Did Tony Sporano call a time out in the Jets locker room ?

Not only do the Jets have worry about Miami's offense and defense they have to worry about Tony Sporano

Miamisucks I would be more worried about Tony Sporano on your sideline then I would about Reggie Bush

Mr. Salguero can we also get an update on Tony Sporanos fist pump elbow

1st

Is Tony Sporano still trying to figure out who should be our offensive line starters ?

Hopefully we can count on a Tony Sporano non half time adjustment

Odricks sac dance is enforcing the white guy stereo type

Sorry Tony

1st R.I.P. YEAH!

I miss Tony Randle and Jack Klugman

The odd couple one's a foot sniffer the others a fist pumper

YG agreed

Hey Hey Mr. Salguero and fellow DolPhilbin fans LINK " http://www.thefirstrow.eu/watch/142718/1/watch-new-york-jets-vs-miami-dolphins.html " Soiled :)

" And Karlos Dansby trailing helplessly out of the play " But he looked dam good....just ask him

Hey Hey Fellow Philbin fans and Mr. Salguero LINK " http://www.thefirstrow.eu/watch/141196/1/watch-oakland-raiders-vs-miami-dolphins.html "

Dear Mr. Salguero Have Mr. Ross hire this seagull to do fly overs...everybody watch your wallets or man purses " http://youtu.be/RArofHji8CU " Soiled :)