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Why not have City of Cincinnati pass a law that requires sports team owners located within the city to apply for a license to operate a team here. Then, simply deny Mike a license when he applies. They do this all the time with Casinos. Every Casino the owner (and most the workers) must hold a license. This way the licensing agency can get rid of undersireable people in the industry. We could do the same things with Mike Brown.
If you think these types of laws do not work just go read about what happen to Bill Yung at Columbia Sussex and the Tropicana hotel when he tried to renew his license.
Rick Reilly Bashes Mike Brown
ESPN Columnist Rick Reilly used his hugely popular column yesterday to bring the hammer down on our old nemesis Mike Brown for his hypocritical, cheap and hugely unsuccessful tenure as owner/GM of the Bengals. My favorite lines include: Brown's football career peaked upon birth. He was born the...
Sexonthebreech,
That all sounds good. As a matter of fact if they would come out and admit they screwed up this off season and therefore put together you plan, I might actually get on board with it. For the first time since PB died they would at least have a plan that made some sense. Actually, just the Bengals admitting they have a plan and sharing it with us would be a step in the right direction. But, in the end we all know that MB is not that smart as a GM and has no plan other than to figure out how to make a profit without any risk.
Next Two Years (And Forever Really) Look Really Grim With Little Incentive For Bengals To Spend
It turns out pretty much all media outlets assumed a salary floor as conventionally thought existed right after the CBA got approved. Hence a flurry of articles like this suggesting certain teams needed to spend a ton just to make the floor. And when teams named in those articles like Carolina...
CHECK OUT THIS MIKE BROWN VIDEO!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrmSbx5nU50&feature=player_embedded
You Are Witnessing The Complete Disintegration of An Organization. And My Sanity.
(before reading this, go read the Gold Star post below and TAKE THE SURVEY PLEASE, it is very important) This offseason was bad before the last 48 hours. In sum, Carson Palmer, the franchise and dominant factor in what limited success the Bengals ever had under Mike Brown, threatened to retire ...
YOU HAVE GOT TO SEE THIS VIDEO!!! ABSOLUTELY ONE OF THE BEST DONE I HAVE SEEN ON MIKE BROWN.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrmSbx5nU50&feature=player_embedded
Next Two Years (And Forever Really) Look Really Grim With Little Incentive For Bengals To Spend
It turns out pretty much all media outlets assumed a salary floor as conventionally thought existed right after the CBA got approved. Hence a flurry of articles like this suggesting certain teams needed to spend a ton just to make the floor. And when teams named in those articles like Carolina...
I can confirm that the Bengals do have a suite in Great American Ballpark. It is right down the right field line towards the end. I think the suite number is 246. It was right next to mine and I use to see Mike at opening day. I think that was the only game he attended during the year.
BengalLeaks: Corporate Suite Holders Revealed
WDR is able to reveal a list of 80 Bengals Corporate Suite owners. Remember, income generated from leasing these luxury boxes are NOT included in the NFL's revenue sharing agreement, meaning all of it goes right into Mike Brown's pockets. This is not an exhaustive list of all who lease the ...
Let me see if I have this correct and please correct me if I am wrong:
1. Bengals lost 12 games in 2010 including 10 in a row.
2. Katie Blackburn says this was result of tough schedule
3. Mike is making no changes in personnel, coaching, or scouting.
4. Katie feels easier schedule in '11 will fix problems.
Does this about accurately sum up the Bengals game plan for the off season? What in any of this makes anyone think that this team will be a consistant contender? Absolutely pathetic!
Monday is the 10th Anniversery of Bratkowski's Hiring
As BMN pointed out last week, this Monday, January 24th is the 10th Anniversery of Bratkowski's hiring as Offensive Coordinator. So take a trip down memory lane with me, won't you? Brat was hired before Dick LeBeau's final season with the Bengals, and he was one of the only coaches that Marv...
One of the reasons it is difficult for the Bengals to fire a cordinator is because those cordinators are also the scouts in Mike Brown's system. If he fires Brat, not only does he have to replace a cordinator he is down by one scout on an already thin scouting department.
Bengals Futility - By the Numbers UPDATE
Comrade Lucas brings to our attention that is one of the most exciting times of the offseason - time to update the Bengals Futility - By the Numbers! This is listed in the column on thr right, and after this last disaster of a season, the following updates had to be made. 19 - Years since the B...
EURICKA I HAVE FOUND IT!!!!
Guys, I was driving downtown yesterday and for some reason thinking about a common post I see on the site. Usually something to the effect of “Can’t we sue Mike Brown“. Well, we all know that was tried by our county commissioners and failed. Then I happen to drive by the site of the new casino for Cincinnati and I came up with a great idea that the casino industry uses to get rid of problems. When I built my casino a few years ago I had to be licensed (just like Ohio is going to require). Why not pass a law that requires professional team sports owners in Cincinnati to have a license? Think about that. The benefits are we can charge a fee for the license and make it renewable.
In New Jersey, part of a gaming license says that you must run a “Classy, clean and desirable operation”. The best part of this is that you do not need our local Politians to enact such a licensing process. All you have to do is collect enough signatures to put it on the ballot and then it is voted on. If it passes, it is a way to collect additional revenue for the stadium funds AND you could deny Mike Brown one based on his failures. The law can even be written in such a way that Mike would be forced to upgrade.
What do you think?
Is Mike Brown Clincially Insane? Our Favorite Moments of The Worst Press Conference in Modern History (Part 1)
Now wading waist deep in the aftermath of Tuesday's press conference, it's time for a recap of what exactly took place at 4:30pm in the bowels of Paul Brown Stadium. As I posted Tuesday afternoon, Marvin Lewis had decided not to return. I stand by that, as I also stand by my comment that the s...
EURICKA I HAVE FOUND IT!!!!
Guys, I was driving downtown yesterday and for some reason thinking about a common post I see on the site. Usually something to the effect of “Can’t we sure Mike Brown“. Well, we all know that was tried by our county commissioners and failed. Then I happen to drive by the site of the new casino for Cincinnati and I came up with a great idea that the casino industry uses to get rid of problems. When I built my casino a few years ago I had to be licensed (just like Ohio is going to require). Why not pass a law that requires professional team sports owners in Cincinnati to have a license? Think about that. The benefits are we can charge a fee for the license and make it renewable.
In New Jersey, part of a gaming license says that you must run a “Classy, clean and desirable operation”. They best part of this is that you do not need our local Politians to enact such a licensing process. All you have to do is collect enough signatures to put it on the ballot and then it is voted on. If it passes, it is a way to collect additional revenue for the stadium funds AND you could deny Mike Brown one based on his failures. The law can even be written in such a way that Mike would be forced to upgrade.
What do you think?
Seriously. What is Going On?
Let's walk through this sequence: -For about the past two years (longer? shorter?) Marvin Lewis and Mike Brown allegedly were trying to hammer out the details of a contract extension for when Marvin's contract expired after the 2010 season -Marvin heads into this past season (2010) as a lame duc...
EURICKA I HAVE FOUND IT!!!!
Guys, I was driving downtown yesterday and for some reason thinking about a common post I see on the site. Usually something to the effect of “Can’t we sue Mike Brown“. Well, we all know that was tried by our county commissioners and failed. Then I happen to drive by the site of the new casino for Cincinnati and I came up with a great idea that the casino industry uses to get rid of problems. When I built my casino a few years ago I had to be licensed (just like Ohio is going to require). Why not pass a law that requires professional team sports owners in Cincinnati to have a license? Think about that. The benefits are we can charge a fee for the license and make it renewable.
In New Jersey, part of a gaming license says that you must run a “Classy, clean and desirable operation”. They best part of this is that you do not need our local Politians to enact such a licensing process. All you have to do is collect enough signatures to put it on the ballot and then it is voted on. If it passes, it is a way to collect additional revenue for the stadium funds AND you could deny Mike Brown one based on his failures. The law can even be written in such a way that Mike would be forced to upgrade.
What do you think?
In Case You Hadn't Already Seen It
Doc's Sports Illustrated article on the "Worse Press Conference in Modern History" is both wonderful and horrible. David Fleming, so appalled by the press conference, suffers from an acute bout of article-writing-tourettes-syndrome and injects a spastic paragraph about the Bengals in a column th...
Okay..This is no rumor as I got it from the horses mouth. Mike Brown as put out feelers to Hue Jackson about being the next head coach. Hue has already contacted a few of his coaching friends (who is the one who told me) asking if they would want to possibl y join him in Cincinnati.
How Did This Team Lose 10 Games In A Row?
The San Diego Chargers, despite some historically bad special teams play to open the year which cost them some wins, were among the best teams in the NFL. They typically finish strong in the 2nd half of the year, particularly in December, and they basically had the edge in every area of the gam...
DO NOT BE FOOLED! WE HAVE SEEN THIS ALL BEFORE! The Bengals are putting on a nice little late season, meaningless games run. It means absolutely nothing. If we have learned anything from the last 20 years is that the last few meaningless games of the year mean absolutely nothing.This team is not on the right track nor have they discovered anything. However, you can bet your bottom dollar Mikey boy Brown will use this and the draft to say "we have turned the corner". Well folks, we have turned no corner, we have seen this all before. The unltimate truth is that NOTHING will change until Mike Brown changes and a few wins at the end of the year mean nothing. See years ,93,94,95,96,97,98,99,00,01,02, and 03.
Bengals v Chargers Open Thread - I Feel the Wrath of the Blackout
So I am back in town over the holidays and finally bear the brunt of the blackouts. And. I. Love. It. Feels like...progress. However, it's also possible this will be the last home game for some people responsible for the only remotely successful football played in Cincinnati since 1991: Chad ...
THINK ABOUT THIS FOR A MINUTE.....
IF ALL THE OWNERS AGREED AND VOTED THE WAY MIKE BROWN DOES ON NFL ISSUES, THE FOLLOWING WOULD HAPPEN:
1. THere would be no instant replay
2. There would be no end-zone painting or logos on the field
3. There would be no suites and no stadiums newer then PBS
4. No Video Boards
5. No Free Agency nor salary cap
6. No touchdown dance of any kind
7. Coaches would never change
8. No Websites
9. No fantasy football
10. No electronic media / twitter, email, live game updates, etc.
11. No AC
Can you possibly image the NFL being as popular as it is if Mike got his way. Thank the lord the other owners don't listen to him.
The Nuclear Option
Comrade JM sent us a copy of a letter he just sent to Mike Brown where he expresses his frustration with the team, its ownership and direction. It's a common tactic that a lot of outraged Bengals fans have taken, WDR included. But what makes JM's letter so special is not necessarily his flowin...
I hope UC charges them 50K per day to use UC's new indoor practice facility. You know, the one Mike Brown refused to donate a dime towards!
Pathetic
Doc's post-game column was up on Enquirer.com after the game today, but it could have been posted by 10am. Last Monday. Another loss, now 10 in a row. After wins from Detroit and Buffalo, the Bengals are now slotted for the #2 pick in the 2011 draft, behind the 1-12 Carolina Panthers. We could...
It has been a while since I posted but I want to comment on your points about Marvin.
Two years ago when Mike Brown wanted to resign Chris Henry, Marvin was dead against it and let everyone including the meda know it. I do not remember his quote but it was amounted to something like "over my dead body". Marvin then went out of town on a short vacation and while he was gone Mike resigned Chris and Marvin learned about it from news reports. Needless to say Marvin was furiouse. Marvin then called Mike and quite. He told Mike that "pay me for one of my two years left on my contract and I will leave resign". Of coarse we all know there is no way Mike would pay a guy not to work, so Mike refused. Marvin, still pissed off then was set to resign on the spot. It took Katie & Troy pleading with Marvin to keep him. At that moment, two years ago Marvin made the decision that he did not want this job anymore. He feels that he can get a defensive cordinators job, make close to the same money and not have to deal with Mike Brown. This is a true store and confirmed to me by other very high ranking people in the Bengals orginization.
Now, know this history you can understand why there has been no contract extention for Marvin. The simple truth is he does not care if Mike offers him an extention or not. He might not sign one if offered. If you Marvins comments about a contract at the end of last year, knowing the story above it all comes into clear view.
What the hell happened?
First off, let me preface this post by giving a little background on where this is coming from. I started writing a post after we fell to 2-4 on the season, and it was titled "Stick a Fork in Them...". I never got around to finishing it because the office's workload dramatically picked up, and t...
I think the reason they are no longer interested in building a practice bubble is because UC will have one done in the next 6 months and the Bengals feel that if needed they could just rent UC's.
I can tell you first hand they could not be more wrong. UC is so pissed off that the Bengals would not help out at all on the bubble and tried to rake them over the coals on lease rate at PBS for single games that UC will either not let them use it (they will say it is already booked) or charge a HUGE fee.
I Remain Skeptical, but...
...this line from Joe Reedy's chat transcript caught my eye: A lot of teams aren't addressing long term deals right now because no one knows what the next CBA deal will entail. I also think it is holding up some improvements to the stadium and possibly (and yes I will say it) building a practice...
Don't get me wrong, I am thrilled that the Bengals are 4-1 and I am rooting for them. The problem is what I call "Mike Brown Syndrome". Part of me wants to jump up and down and get excited about 4 very good wins. However, MFB has cursed us with 18 years of tyrany. 18 YEARS!!! It is very hard to forget the errors and abuse of 18 years and by no means is 4 good victories going to do it.
I think we are all hypocrytes if we believe that the all the sudden Mike's plans (which have failed miserably over the last 18 year sample) are all the sudden working. That would be an absurd assumption. So, the fact that the Bengals are off to a good start is heavely tempered by the facts of the last 18 years. Knowing that Mike has not changed and will not change is a big wet blanket on the whole organization. So, right about the time I am really starting to get excited I think about who is running the show and what did he do different this year as opposed to the last 18. When you realize the answer is nothing you also realize that this is another one year fluke. Those who do not remember the past are bound to repeat it.
Another look at the Bengals
More than a quarter through the season, the Bengals are currently at 4-1, tops in the AFC North. As fans and media members rave about the team's new attitude, poise, clutch play, and every other cliche used when a bad squad seemingly becomes a good one, I thought we'd look a little deeper. No,...
Glad we won! I put the blame on the missed PAT and Field goal on Gram. Yes neither snap was perfect. But it was well within what a franchise kicker should be able to handle. After all, Gram is suppose to be a pro too.
St. Louis Nearly The Toast of Cleveland
Someone outside Brad St. Louis's immediate family and Special Teams coach Darrin Simmons knows his name. If you are a long-snapper, that's a very, very bad thing. For a veteran like St. Louis, this season has been an absolute nightmare. First the botched field goal vs. Denver in Week 1. Then,...
The only reason I gave Bengals the edge in the Bears game is because it is at home, the Bengals have always played the NFC North tough, and Greenbay beat Chicago and we beat Greenbay. So, in a toss-up I give the edge to Bengals. I will freely admit they could easly loose this game, but as of right now i put it in the win colum. The Raiders are just horrible. Bengals play like a bunch of girls on the west coast, but I just cannot see them losing to the Raiders. They are that bad.
Despite Win, Plenty of Tickets Available for Bengals-Texans
As the sellout streak was increased by one over the weekend against Pittsburgh, there is still a better than fair chance that the streak will end against Houston on October 18th. I will go ahead and speak for logically thinking people out there by saying we expect the Bengals to take care of b...
Okay, lets take a realistic look at the season. On a earlier post I had the Bengals at 1 & 2 at this point. I predicted win versus Denver and losses to Greenbay and Pitt. So, I could not have been more wrong. I guess that is why I don't bet the games. However, now that we have had a chance to look at the teams some we can draw better conclusions (can't be any worse.)
Cleveland is horrible, worse then I thought. Bengals win 3 & 1
Baltimore looks VERY good if not best to date. 3 & 2
Houston is tough to figure but since we are at home 4&2
Bears beat Pitt on last second play (sound familar?) Going with home team in toss-up. 5 & 2
Baltimore at PBS- 5&3
Steelers will trying hard to turn it around. 5&4
Raiders-They are almost as bad as Browns 6&4
Browns-If we played them 10 times, we would win 8. 7&4
Lions-Much better team but not enough on Road. 8&4
Minnesota-Second best team next to Ravens. 8&5
Chargers-Bengals play bad on West Coast. 8&6
Chiefs-Pathetic team but not as bad as cleveland. 9&6
Jets-The only hope is that they have playoff locked up and rest starters. 9&7
Prediction: 9 & 7 and just miss playoffs. Mike Brown resigns entire staff and players while telling we are just a few breaks away while in reality we were the beneficary of an easy schedule, but I digress.
Despite Win, Plenty of Tickets Available for Bengals-Texans
As the sellout streak was increased by one over the weekend against Pittsburgh, there is still a better than fair chance that the streak will end against Houston on October 18th. I will go ahead and speak for logically thinking people out there by saying we expect the Bengals to take care of b...
I lot of you just don't get it. I am thrilled that the Bengals are 2-1 and hopefully soon 3-1. I have been a fan for life and will always be and will never root against them. That said:
1. Two wins (unless they are Superbowls) does not make up for 18 years of futility at the hands of MFB
2. Eighteen years has taught us that even if we make the playoffs and even if we win a game in the playoffs, this is the exception and not the rule. In other words, in all likelyhood we will be right back to losing the next year. (see 2005).
3. We will NEVER, and I mean NEVER be have a chance at a superbowl with MFB in charge. He hates having his team in the Superbowl. He is quoted as saying "it cost too much and does not pay enough"
4. Therefore, I am enjoying the win, I am savoring it like one bottle of fine wine because once it is gone, the odds of getting another are slim.
5. The Revolution has definely had an effect on the Bengals. Believe me when I say they are feeling the preasure. They know that if they have a bad year this year (lets hope not, but it is still early) that they are doomed on suite sales next year.
Bottom line, Enjoy the rare win. Savior it and later remember it like the soft kiss of a long ago lover because as long as MFB is around, it will be the exception not the rule. The revolution must roll on!
Time to Shut WDR Down (or change the banner)
The Bengals are 2-1 and fresh off their first home victory against the Steelers since 2001. Time to shut down WDR, right? Looks like after 18 years, Mike Brown has finally zeroed in on a winning formula. Not so fast. First, let's clear some things up. Everyone here at WDR is ecstatic that th...
Please...That is not Ben. It's his gay lover.
If You See This Thing at the Game, Punch It
Who wears short shorts? Stillers fans! Guy? Girl? Irrelevant!
You want news? I will give you some news! I just learned the Bengals are getting ready to drop a bomb of bad news on the good people of hamilton county. Seems the Bengals feel that there is a high likelyhood of the NFL expanding the regular season. If so the regular season will strech well into January. So, Bengals feel at that point they will need an indoor practice facility. Guess, come on, guess who they want to pay for it? Come on, I will give you three guesses and the first two do not count! That's right, Hamilton County....
The Brown Family Wins Their Super Bowl!!
Note: we're a little late with this, but whatever. Singing Lady: When you wish upon a star, makes you difference who you are! Anything your heart desires will come to youuuu! Excited Voiceover Guy: Mike Brown, you and your family just won your Super Bowl! What are ya gonna do next?!?! Mike ...
I stand corrected. My english teacher was from Pittsburgh.
Hate So Good
You're damn right I just alluded to John Mellencamp with that title. After all, this is ooooouuuuuuur country. As we all know, this is Steelers' week. If you read this blog, I hope you hate those guys as much as I do. Whether it's Rapistberger or Himes Ward, those guys are all big douchey los...
Ape:
I stand corrected. Your spelling is impeccable. Now take that cheap shotting, steriod created , crying towel waving homo loving quater back of yours and go F yourself.
Did I spell that all correct?
Hate So Good
You're damn right I just alluded to John Mellencamp with that title. After all, this is ooooouuuuuuur country. As we all know, this is Steelers' week. If you read this blog, I hope you hate those guys as much as I do. Whether it's Rapistberger or Himes Ward, those guys are all big douchey los...
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