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Interests: ivanovic, ana.
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Wow, that's amazing. Your brilliant work doesn't deserve any less. Super happy for you.
Just don't forget about us little people when you're giving interviews on Conan!
Programming Alert: Major Label Debut.
And if I made a fool, if I made a fool, if I made a fool On the road, there's always this And if I'm sewn into submission I can still come home to this Man. The world is weird. And sometimes, it can surprise you. I've been hired by SI.com as a contributing blogger. This post has been, oddl...
Preach. I still believe in this girl too.
Tennis is very much her thing. The talent is still there, it never faded away. What did fade away was her mental strength under pressure. Her record this season at crucial moments (5-5 or Tiebreak) is abysmal.
However, she's only conceded 2 or fewer games in countless matches this same season.
I believe all she needs is to win a tight match again to give her confidence and get the ball rolling again.
Buckle Up, Nigel. This Happens.
Praying ain't gonna help, Foxy. Trust me, I've tried. Another week, another disappointing loss. It happens. Sure, kick the kid while she's down. Crack the jokes, have a giggle, revel in the fact that the pretty girl sucks at tennis. I still believe in the kid. I really do. There's jus...
Oooh a 2 month trip to Europe! Have a blast!
EuroTrip.
Hopping on a flight to Madrid in, oh, three hours. I'll only be hitting the Madrid tournament for a day or two and then off to Barcelona for some vacationing. All that is to say, blogging/tweeting will be light until I can figure out connectivity issues. But don't you fret you weirdo FD addic...
"SHUT UP!!!!YOU ARE AWFUL!!!!" is the best tweet I have ever seen.
Think Before You Tweet.
You realize your avatar is you with a ball in your mouth, right? Just checking. So...Domi was kind of excited securing a point when Ana was forced to retire in tears due to her abdominal injury on Sunday. Eyewitness accounts describe her as celebrating like a fucktard while Ana was busy cryi...
What an effing heartbreaker this was. Still can't talk about it.
Just please Lord, let her take the positives from this and let her shake this off quickly instead of messing up with that over-analyzing head of hers.
"E" Is for "Empty."
"Well, I kind of broke my racquet and then kind of cried a little bit. (Smiling.) And then I was okay." Gosh. Where do I start. Deep breath. Sorry if this is really long. I just feel like a lot of people are curious as to what happened in this match and since no one could watch it and ...
Cute. And those thighs can't be contained.
Pic This: "No Seriously, How Do You Hit a Tweener?"
NERD. (Pics: Forty Deuce)
Those eyes. Sigh. This woman can't be real.
Pic This: Obligatory Ana Pic of the Day.
SHE PRETTY. (Pic: Forty Deuce)
Steph, you killin' me. Keep 'em coming! Ridiculously amazing photos.
Pic This: Tough Life.
Bitch, you ain't on Twitter. Why you checkin' your phone? Heh. Such a girl. GET OUT THE PICTURE, LIEZEL. Why you gotta be creepy, Lleyton? Can't a hot girl stretch her impossibly golden tan limbs and give you a peek at her hoo-ha in peace? What is this world coming to? (Pics: Forty D...
I didn't have a good feeling coming into this match but thankfully she proved me wrong. Still trying not to get too excited though. Just want her to get a few wins and start building up that confidence again.
That last pic is BEYOND adorable. Kudos!
Ivanovic!
Her milkshake really does bring all the boys to the yard. And I mean ALL the boys. Yup, Novak was snuggled up in Ana's box (never not funny!) as she played a solid match, with flashes of brilliance here and there, to beat Kimiko 64 62. The serve was ok but the story was her forehand which...
Champion! Suck on that, Australian Open.
Her Off-Season Training Didn't Prepare Her For This.
Um, I kinda love this show. Mainly for the Lleyton dig at the end.
Wonderful post. I totally share your sentiments as a fan. It's been a little over 24 hours but it still stings a lot. I was incredibly heartbroken for her after Makarova hit that winner to win the match and I've been in a depressive mode all day long. She was playing well, I thought, and to lose after all that work just made me feel devastated. Hopefully this won't have a big impact on her, mentally speaking, and she continues to work hard because it'll eventually pay off and there's still so much to be played for this season.
Like others have already said, her fight in that 3rd set was so inspiring and BEAUTIFUL to watch. She was so clutch, she wouldn't have saved those 3765 match points 1-2 years ago. I may or may not have already gone to YT to watch her saving them with some gutsy play (bc when it was happening live I was too scared to watch, was peeking through my fingers). Was good stuff and I felt so proud that she went down fighting. Macaroni was like a Russian Wozniacki, such a freaking wall. So annoying. Now she better keep up with that form or people (namely, me) will be piiiiissed.
She Rules. 'Nuff Said.
What do you say after that? No really. I've been staring at this blank screen for the past hour and all I can think is "What am I supposed to say?" My favorite player came into this tournament with a lot of hope and just played a gutty match against a game opponent, saved match point after ...
"It's a girl's serve, what do you want?!"
Giggle, Giggle, PORN.
I love Andy's "WOT?" We all were, A-Rod. The decision to go handle was money, Ana. Oh, Nole. Boob bump fail at 9:07. Some topspin porn after that, too.
Those were absolutely pitiful cannonballs. Which makes it all the more adorable.
Suck It, Burgundy.
Ana cannonballs. And is utterly charming as opposed to uncomfortably shy. WHO IS THIS SKINNY CONFIDENT GIRL AND WHAT DID SHE DO TO MY FAT AWKWARD ANA??? Not that anyone's complaining. I'm just wondering.
God, awesome stuff guys.
FD Rally For Relief 2011 Live Blog
Forty Deuce Rally For Relief Live Blog Live blogging the R4R. Join in, the more the merrier.
I'm very glad she got an extra day to heal those abs and practice. Hopefully as the days go by, she'll be practicing that serve more often and getting the confidence back in that shot.
Punky Brewster.
Ana debuted her new Adidas practice kit this afternoon and I'm a big fan. Love the white, green, pink, and black. Clean, crisp, and a bit future-punky. Also, it makes her look even thinner, if that's possible. Yup. The abs are taped at the moment. Luckily she's not due to play until Tue...
Parker added a favorite at Forty Deuce
Jan 14, 2011
Awww. That's literally *the* best Ana post on Forty Deuce. And there have been so many (not complaining), it's hard to pick.
This just made me even prouder-er-er to be a KAD of hers.
PS: I always knew you liked her more than Sam ;)
Add It Up.
The only thing that could redeem the fact that I missed Heather Watson's awesome beatdown of the Impaler, which seriously I was super pissed about, was getting to talk one-on-one with my fave player numero uno (Sorry, Sam, but it's true), the one and only Baby Elephant, who is looking way more...
Aw. These pictures warm my heart. Hope they partner up for Hopman Cup next year again.
Pic This: This Is How You Bust a Gut.
Ana's back on the courts practicing in Melbourne (yay!), but let us not forget how this abdominal injury happened. It's a cautionary tale for us all. I'm shocked she didn't sprain her face muscles, too. (Pics: AP, Hopman Cup site)
Oh that last pic. *right click save*
I don't want Hopman Cup to end. This shit's too good.
Box Watching, With C Note.
I shelled out the good stuff for a solid courtside ticket to last night's Serbia/Australia tie and boy, it did not disappoint. My seat was about 45 feet from the Serbia box, which meant I spent little time watching the tennis and most of the time monitoring the happenings in the box. Ana twea...
Parker added a favorite at Forty Deuce
Jan 4, 2011
Bless your heart, C Note. Bless your heart and keep 'em coming!
Pic This: That Ain't No Girl. That's a Lady.
No idea why, but at one point during the mixed rubber Ana went to her chair and, instead of utilizing her generally impeccable posture, just slumped into it as though she were a blogger in front of the TV or something. I couldn't get my camera out fast enough (because I was laughing too hard)...
Love these two together. Love love love love.
By the way, Ana lost 13 pounds (6 kilos) in the offseason. Like whoa.
Ken and Barbie. Ajde.
Well I know he’s a good friend because you have known one another since you were five years old. (Ivanovic) I think four. Four? (Djokovic) Yeah basically we started playing tennis together – we also played with Barbie and Ken as well. So we have been through a lot, you can say. (Presser link...
All the Hopman Cup ball pics have been gold. The gift that keeps on giving.
Quite Possibly The Greatest New Year's Picture Ever Taken.
If this picture is any indication, 2011 is going to be an awesome-sauce cocktail.
Great pieces. Congrats on making the big time! Very well-deserved.
Um...I Wrote Some Things. You Are Welcome to Read Them.
I suck at self-promotion. It grosses me out and kinda makes me nauseaus. In my previous life I used to be one of the "too cool for school" kids at the bar, snarking on all the douchebags and ass-kissers as they worked the room and bragged about their non-existent lawyer skillz. I, the drunk...
Bet that ceremony took longer than expected. Poor girl was starving.
Got a Hand Fetish? You're In Luck.
I'm surprised Ana didn't crush Dani's hands, what with her ridic man-hands and all. Girl, slow down! The fish is dead. It ain't gonna escape.
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