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Good idea on the alone time for the vacation. You both look well-f..., I mean well-rested.
I don't want to go on the cart
I'm not quite dead! I just took a vacation that looked something like this: Click to embiggen at Imgur, and to see a few other pictures from our trip. It was kind of a big deal for us, because it's the first non-working, non-kid-having vacation Anne and I have taken since we were dating almo...
I still can't believe they cancelled Eureka while they've got more fans than ever. I wonder if you could just crowdsource the financing for making the next season, like The Guild and The Tunnel? I'd totally send you money upfront for a new season on straight-to-dvd or straight-to-avi-download. People might want to buy multiple season passes just to support the effort (someone has to cover the moochers) especially if they got a True Fan perk like a gag reel, an autographed pic of the cast, or that sort of thing.
Go ask Felicia, she'll know.
Eureka: Of Mites and Men
In every rehearsal, when Parrish stands up to triumphantly announce that he's completed his 100 cranes, I did it in my best* Homer Simpson voice, like when he tries to fake out Apu with the lottery scratcher: "WOOO HOOO! ONE HUNDRED CRANES, BABY!" This episode was more fun to film than I thought...
Unfortunately, you also did this 3 other times. You're actually 42!
Spock is not impressed that it's my birthday
During w00tstock last week, I mentioned that I was turning 38 this week. After the show, Anne told me that I was, in fact, turning 39. In the few seconds that it took me to do some math, I lost a year of my life. Apparently, this is the sort of thing that happens when you get to be my age, which...
Uh yes, I too will buy this DVD to skip over the naughty bits to watch the story. Just as I continue to pay $5/month for my subscription to SuicideGirls for the articles Wil continues to post there every week...
Your move, Fan Fiction Writers
This is Safe for Work. As Chris Hardwick says, I think I'm going to buy this, and skip the naughty bits so I can see the story. (There are a bunch of NSFW behind the scenes pictures from actress April O'Neil -- who is a gigantic geek, apparently -- right here.)
Dammit, now I have Peek-a-boo stuck in my head. :)
precious and fragile things
I'm sitting in my apartment in Vancouver, finishing my coffee and oatmeal. My iPod is shuffling through a massive 80s alternative playlist I made before I came up here, so I've been accompanied by Elvis Costello, The Smiths, Souxie, Depeche Mode, The Jam, and Bauhaus while I start my day. I'm no...
"this is such a great post! It will really help me. Thank you!"
How the world ends: a spam bot, having recently achieved sentience, combs the internet looking for answers about God and finds what it's looking for in a YouTube post about Cthulhu.
"Look at your God. Now look at me."
(via Rogers)
Everyone who gets this cartoon receives +10 Geek Points and -10 to their next Sanity Roll.
"Look at your God. Now look at me."
(via Rogers)
Wow, that's a beautiful shot Wil, I assumed it was a stock google image! What phone do you have?!
a quick one while i'm away...
Yesterday, Niall Matter and I went over to Granville Island for lunch and shopping at the public market. Matt Hastings, who is one of the producers, met us, and we had a really nice time sitting on the deck of this restaurant, enjoying the beautiful day, and some great food. We talked about all ...
I googled HPOA and it means the Henderson Police Officers Association. I'm pretty sure that's the "meme" these kids are all talking about.
In which I am a HPOA
I'm working very long hours on Eureka, so I don't have a lot of time or energy to post more than silly things on Twitter, but I did this over the weekend, and I wanted to share: The w00tstock organization wishes to post the following photo correspondence from “Wil”—which is most certainly not a ...
Happy Birthday!!!
It's my birthday!
And I am having the best birthday, ever! Thank you to everyone who has wished me happy birthday on the Twitters, and if July 29th is your birthday too, happy birthday to you! (Image by Chuck Gamble, found at WIRED's GeekDad blog.)
Excellent episode, it's great you were able to get in the show just as it got good again. I'm really happy with the retcon of the show, I'm glad that even the writers agree that we should all pretend that the 3rd season never happened.
Hopefully you'll get to be in more episodes, maybe you'll be the new recurring nemesis to Fargo now that Larry is downgraded to lapdog?
Fargo is, after all, the boss of us ...
This post contains spoilers. You have been warned. If I've pushed the Big Red Button correctly, this should post automatically right after my episode of Eureka, All the Rage, has concluded in the Eastern time zone. I'm at Comic-Con right now, and I've just seen this episode in its entirety for t...
By the way, once you bittorrent working episodes of Matt Smith Dr. Who (like a normal geek), the show gets lots better after a few episodes, so don't get discouraged if it has that not-so-fresh feeling at first. I don't know if it just took me a while to get used to the new loony style of Matt Smith, but I really started liking the show starting with the new weeping angels episode (actually scary, not for little kids). Every episode starting with that has been great so far with interesting, (relatively) logical, and sometimes genuinely surprising episodes.
in which cha0s returns to #leverage, and @wilw gets screwed by drm for the last time
I've known about this for over a month, but I couldn't even hint at it until today: I'm returning to Leverage later this season, as superhacker Cha0s. WIRED's Underwire talked to me a little bit about it, and broke the news earlier today. I also wrote another column for Techland, about how I got...
I wish all movies and TV shows would be funded like the indie movie The Tunnel. I don't even know if it's a good movie, I sent them a dollar just for the concept and to send a message to the world at large that there's money in them there intertubes:
http://torrentfreak.com/the-tunnel-buy-a-frame-of-a-bittorrent-only-horror-movie-100617/
in which cha0s returns to #leverage, and @wilw gets screwed by drm for the last time
I've known about this for over a month, but I couldn't even hint at it until today: I'm returning to Leverage later this season, as superhacker Cha0s. WIRED's Underwire talked to me a little bit about it, and broke the news earlier today. I also wrote another column for Techland, about how I got...
A 17 year old gamer wrote a book about how he cut his weight in half by inventing a video-game-style program for exercise and dieting. "In devising his Ultimate Fitness Game, LeBaron calculated how many calories — converted to money — he had to spend each day. He set about going through a maze of rooms without running out of dough; for example, eating a cookie would cost him 200 points. Exercising upped his cash reserves."
It sounds really cool, I've been meaning to buy his book, but I just can't get off the couch to make it to a book store.
Here's a link to the msnbc article and video: http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/34845477/ns/today-today_books/
It turns out I had a fairly geeky weekend
In an effort to force myself out of this non-creative, unmotivated funk I've been in post-Eureka, I now commence a braindump from this weekend: I pressed the plunger down on my coffee press and tried to clear the sleep from my eyes while Anne put the orange juice back into the fridge. The mornin...
I didn't realize Brent Spiner was Bob until late in Next Generation where he was playing all the characters in a haywire holodeck program set in the "Ancient West". He was playing the cowpoke son of the archvillain and he looked up from his cell and said "What are you looking at?" in his Bob voice. I freaked out my friends in the room when I yelped, "Holy crap, that's Bob from Night Court!".
"Mi llamo es Bob."
Yesterday, I saw this video linked at Reddit. It's one of those things that I haven't thought about in years, but the instant I saw it, it unlocked some memories, one of which I left as a comment: I was a huge Night Court nerd when I was a kid, and from time to time I would ask Brent to do ...
"All we know is that Wil Wheaton is better at Super Mario than Jason Bateman"
Now THAT'S a T Shirt I would buy! I would totally put that on my tombstone if I were you.
the turtle trick delivers ultimate victory
I once wrote a Geek in Review, called 8 Bits High and Rising (Content SFW; Site is NSFW), about my love of the Nintendo Entertainment System. I liked it so much, I adapted a great deal of it for my keynote address to PAX in 2007. Here's part of it that's relevant to this post: I was invited to ...
I'm glad you over-achieved on the Farpoint entry because that post was hilarious! I haven't checked the giggles-per-paragraph ratiometer for an exact figure but I think this entry ranks pretty high so far. I'm saving my pennies for the book, let me know when we can pre-order it.
Boy, there sure is a lot of pain, and it is painful. For Troi and the audience.
...let me tell you all about the pain. I've written enough books and things to identify a few milestones along my creative road. When I was ... well, I almost said 'still figuring this out', like I have it all figured out, which I don't, so I'll try again: When I had even less figured out than I...
Starting with the very first shot, most of the pseudo-geeks seemed to be claiming to be geeks entirely because of the macbook or ipod they shove in front of the camera. Sorry to sound cynical, but it looks like Apple is trying out a new viral ad campaign to me.
regarding the difference between embracing and exploiting geek culture
I've gotten a ton of criticism from people about the I Am a Geek video that launched yesterday, and I feel the need to respond to it. After watching the video yesterday, I was impressed by the production values, and I thought it was really awesome that it was just one small part of a larger proj...
Thanks Wil for the link to the free H1 download. I'm also downloading the new character builder. I'm hoping it has the options from Arcane Power...
beware the mad hermit of the northlands
So you've listened to the D&D podcasts I did with Scott Kurtz, Gabe, and Tycho... You've read my series of posts about playing 4E with my son and his friends... You've read my post about being a Dungeon Master... You've read my other posts about gaming, especially how much I love D&D, how surpri...
I searched Amazon for 'Memories of the Future' and only found one book by some guy who's name looks like it was spelled by a cat walking on the keyboard. Then I came back here and noticed that you said you were editing Memories of the Future...which may have implied to a more well-rested mind that the book has not yet been released. Don't judge me, insomnia makes me stupid!
screw you, q. coffee is for closers.
I'm editing Memories of the Future, and ... well, this bit from Hide & Q made me laugh: Riker explains that, even though he's pretty much a golden god, he's still the same old lovable Riker they've known for ten episodes, and to show them how totally awesome he is, he's going to give some gifts ...
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