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Stephen Ross Had A Press Conference
Dolphins owner Stephen Ross and GM Jeff Ireland had an impromptu press conference with the local media today, and guessing from the media's reaction to the announcement of it last week, we were supposed to get some definitive answers about what the fuck is going on in Davie. “I want to be in ...
I'm with mmmtravis a bit. Zombie is probably pretty accurate though. Concubines would also work, or doxies maybe...Beliebers, whatever.
Anyway, I'll keep on buying Dolphins stuff. Games if I'm lucky, jerseys likely, shirts... jerseys from China though, so Ol' Stevie won't be getting that scratch. Definitely will be watching the games on TV, shitty or not.
I honestly do not think empty stadiums will do anything, other than embarrassing us more and giving opposing teams a day off. Most games are rather fan-free as is, so obviously that hasn't been working.
It seems pretty obvious to me that we have about a top 15 GM. He obviously knows his shit, but because he's so fucking cocky and impersonal, his overall rank will keep him in the upper 20's, if not even #32. Probably doesn't even matter if he changes his life course & becomes everyone's favorite guy: the damage is done. It's like that broad that people say was born a hermaphrodite. She probably isn't, but you ain't fucking her. (for the ladies replace broad with dude, hermy with Jet fan)
So he's gotta go. I wouldn't mind a demotion to the scouting department, but again he's an arrogant cum dumpster, so that wouldn't work.
Someone said Jason Taylor for GM. Fuck that, how about Zach Thomas? Jason Taylor is a HOFer because he was born a Roman statue and has a giant crank. Zach is a HOFer because he worked harder than you and everyone else that ever crossed his path. Probably has a pretty big crank too.
Here's Your Letter
So I was listening to the Dan Le Batard show yesterday when Dan read a letter from a listener about Jeff Ireland. And I as I heard it read, I was like, "Daaaamn" and "Oh shit" and "What?" and "Mmmhmm." So what would possess me to instantly turn into a black lady at a beauty salon? The fact tha...
I really want to defend him & some of his moves, and you really can. But shitting on JT, Zach Thomas and now Bell..well, just ain't right bro. Ryan Clark can suck ma cock too, though.
Jeff Ireland Is A Dipshit
Jeff Ireland is a dipshit. If there’s any solace to this complete, unabashed, projectile vomit of a pathetic offseason for your Miami Dolphins, it’s that the entire football-watching nation has come to that realization. This is no shocking revelation. Not to us. While everyone is clamoring to ...
I can't stop giggling at TheInfinitePets post. So damn silly.
Dolphins Fill Gaping Holes In Offense by Re-Signing Paul Soliai
After a day and a half of free agency, the Dolphins have finally made a move by re-signing nose tackle Paul Soliai. POKER GENIUSES! The Miami Dolphins have landed their first big free agent of the 2012 signing period, and that player happens to be a member of last year’s team.Nose tackle Paul...
All about the QB anyway. The 2 we wanted are still out there.
Dolphins Fill Gaping Holes In Offense by Re-Signing Paul Soliai
After a day and a half of free agency, the Dolphins have finally made a move by re-signing nose tackle Paul Soliai. POKER GENIUSES! The Miami Dolphins have landed their first big free agent of the 2012 signing period, and that player happens to be a member of last year’s team.Nose tackle Paul...
All Shawn G-fry it is then. Or don't forget TG2 is available, and #19 open.
Of Course, Brandon Marshall Punched a Woman in the Face
You just knew there had to be more to it. Or at least you very much hoped this team's front office wasn't nearly as incompetent as it's shown itself to be time and time again. Late last night, word began to leak out that just-traded former Dolphins receiver Brandon Marshall had been involved ...
Philbin did say he will need his WR's to be unselfish. So hey.
Brandon Marshall Is No Longer A Dolphin
According to Jay Glazer, the Dolphins have traded wide receiver Brandon Marshall to the Chicago Bears for two third rounders. If the Dolphins want to entice Peyton Manning to choose them over the Broncos or Cardinals, trading away their best receiver is certainly one way to go. (Unless Peyton...
Maybe it is? I don't know. Certainly a surprise on this one. I thought he was in WCO in Denver though? Fuck if I know.
Brandon Marshall Is No Longer A Dolphin
According to Jay Glazer, the Dolphins have traded wide receiver Brandon Marshall to the Chicago Bears for two third rounders. If the Dolphins want to entice Peyton Manning to choose them over the Broncos or Cardinals, trading away their best receiver is certainly one way to go. (Unless Peyton...
I dont believe a damn thing. If he wasn't interested he would say so like he told the Jets & Skins. The Cardinals would have to blow up the team to get him, and Denver may be the worst team in the AFC West. Yes they won the division last year, but come on they suck, and if you look up Mannings stats in the snow & cold it's when he's at his worst. The best? In hot ass weather with a 107.5 career QB rating. I would imagine Peyton knows this & will factor that in. So back to the Cardinals...but again, they gotta gut the team to sign him let alone his amigos.
Reports: Hopes of the Dolphins Landing Peyton Manning Are So OVER
ESPN is saying Peyton Manning is ending his free agency tour, and it appears as if the Dolphins are not even going to get a meeting with him. Even though he was here for like a whole day before he flew to Denver and Arizona. Schefter called the Broncos the “favorites,” while acknowledging tha...
This was great. Best yet. If we fail on Manning, it will be a quick edit to show Jack drowning at the end.
#WAARF Records: Peyton Manning "Your Career Will Go On"
Here's the latest single from #WAARF Records...
Shula was 42.
Local FOX Affiliate WSVN Probably Ruined Our Chances of Landing Manning With Their Creepyness
Peyton Manning flew down to Miami yesterday after his Indianapolis press conference to resume his off-season workouts. But in true Miami media dipshit fashion, he was harassed and followed by a horde of news helicopters as he was driving down the Dolphin Expressway Ray Liota in Goodfellas-styl...
Hurry up and decide Peyton, the Chinese have some Jerseys to sew.
Let's Start The Crazy
Well, it's official. Peyton Manning is a free agent. True story, bro. So now the waiting begins. And by "waiting," we mean SHIT'S BOUT TO GET CRAY. Get ready for rumors, reports, conjecture, predictions, odds, ends, sources, and endless speculation to unload into your face in the coming days a...
#LegendaryKnucklesUnderPounceysTaint
O Hai Throwing Peyton Manning (Update)
This is allegedly Peyton Manning throwing a football at Duke University the other day. And although it looks like old footgae of Big Foot walking through the woods, it has been confirmed that it is, in fact, Peyton thowing passes and looking like his usual rigtheous gangly badass self. Which is...
Is the P-Hammer stopping by today?
FN Exclusive Report: If Colts Don't Sign Peyton Manning, He's Going To Be A Dolphin
640 Sports' Orlando Alzugaray, who is currently doing his show up in Indy during the NFL Combine, just texted me with some exclusive Peyton Manning inside info. Well, I thought it was exclusive to me, until I saw that he tweeted out the very same thing he texted me. He also put it on our faceb...
Oh yea just realized if Wayne says he wants to go with Peyton, then thats another vote of confidence in Manning also.
FN Exclusive Report: If Colts Don't Sign Peyton Manning, He's Going To Be A Dolphin
640 Sports' Orlando Alzugaray, who is currently doing his show up in Indy during the NFL Combine, just texted me with some exclusive Peyton Manning inside info. Well, I thought it was exclusive to me, until I saw that he tweeted out the very same thing he texted me. He also put it on our faceb...
Whatever happens, at least we will have hope for the upcoming season. Even if we get Murphy Law'd at every corner and are stuck with Moore, we still have more hope for him than we did for Chad going into last season.
FN Exclusive Report: If Colts Don't Sign Peyton Manning, He's Going To Be A Dolphin
640 Sports' Orlando Alzugaray, who is currently doing his show up in Indy during the NFL Combine, just texted me with some exclusive Peyton Manning inside info. Well, I thought it was exclusive to me, until I saw that he tweeted out the very same thing he texted me. He also put it on our faceb...
It's Peyton Fucking Manning naysayers. The only man he looks up to is Dan Fucking Marino, and honestly (and a bit depressingly) it could be the other way around by the time Peyton is done. Might as well do it as Dolphin.
FN Exclusive Report: If Colts Don't Sign Peyton Manning, He's Going To Be A Dolphin
640 Sports' Orlando Alzugaray, who is currently doing his show up in Indy during the NFL Combine, just texted me with some exclusive Peyton Manning inside info. Well, I thought it was exclusive to me, until I saw that he tweeted out the very same thing he texted me. He also put it on our faceb...
How bad is it that I was more excited for this coin flip than I was the Heat game last night?
Dolphins win coin toss vs. Carolina
The Dolphins this morning won the coin toss against the Carolina Panthers and will have the eighth overall selection in the April draft. The Panthers, who shared a 6-10 record with Miami, will have the ninth overall selection. I would say this is great news in that it gives the Dolphins a better...
I guess it's possible Hunz but I doubt you would get much more than a 3rd. Ngata is probably the only NT in the league right now that really merits a 1st rounder.
Site News: FinsNation Football & Football Related Things Chat
The Super Bowl is a couple of weeks behind us, free agency doesn't start for another few weeks and the Draft is a good two months away. Yep. It's the doldrums. And it blows ass. But, not to worry, Nation. Because we here at FN are nothing if not accomodating to your needs. So, what say we shoo...
What if Jeff Ireland LOVES whores? I mean Dez said no, and then Jeff said no...
The Doldrums Are Here But Kate Upton Will Try To Help Ya, Feller
(tumbleweed scurries across the dirt road of FinsNation town's Main Street as The Dude and DRK sit on a stoop and wipe the sweat off their brow, pull at some 'Rebel Yell' whisky whiskey) This here's The Doldrums, boys and girls. Maybe some of y'all never heard of it what with all them coordin...
Technically Rebel Yell is a whiskey with an "E" as it is a bourbon made in the USA, while whisky is generally used by the Scottish & Canadians. #Smithology
The Doldrums Are Here But Kate Upton Will Try To Help Ya, Feller
(tumbleweed scurries across the dirt road of FinsNation town's Main Street as The Dude and DRK sit on a stoop and wipe the sweat off their brow, pull at some 'Rebel Yell' whisky whiskey) This here's The Doldrums, boys and girls. Maybe some of y'all never heard of it what with all them coordin...
That was the worst typo ever, T-A
Brandon Marshall Catches 4 TDs in Game That Doesn't Matter
So, yea, that happened. While I admittedly didn't watch much of the game at all, I turned it on after my post-Heat nap to find Marshall totally fuckin' BALLIN' out there. True, there's more defense being played at a Banyan Elementary recess football game but it still feels sorta nice to have ...
Tanny aint in the Señor Bowl though. I only watched one game of his though and he looked a little poopy. As for Flynn, can't say I'm real hot on him either, but if Philbin is that would give me more confidence in him.
Mike Sherman? Yea, ok, I guess
It's looking like former Green Bay Packers coach and Texas A & M coach Mike Sherman might very well be the next offensive coordinator for the Miami Dolphins. Sherman was at one point the front runner for the Tampa Bay Bucs head coaching gig, but that looks like it ain't happening. He's intervi...
As long as he impregnates Venus or Serena and we get the rights to the offspring I'm in.
Dolphins To Pursue The Other Manning, According to Reports That Will Make Everyone Unreasonably Optimistic
Well, this is something. According to PFT (via Barry Jackson), if Peyton Manning becomes available this offseason, the Dolphins will go strong to the hoop to get him. Supposedly, Goose Neck is Plan A for the Dolphins, which also apparently includes going after Matt Flynn, or possibly trading u...
I wanted Fisher. I thought he could have made us a little better, but obviously we were only going to be so good until either Moore improves or we find a franchise QB.
I am glad they didn't offer him full power though. Belechick, Carrol and Shanahan are the only coaches to have that power. None of them should. I know Bill gets his nuts massaged daily, but his drafts aren't very good and his last great FA move was Randy Moss 5 years ago. Oh wait...that's when Pioli was still GM, so I guess Bill's great moves were uh Haynesworth? Ochocinco?
As for Ireland, I ponied up the airplane cash because I don't know if I like him as a person. I dont know him personally obviously, but he seems pompous. As a GM, I think he's above average. Not great, but he is young in his GMing days. I'm not going to say he made the good picks and Parcells made the bad picks...I will give him full credit for all picks.
Honestly I think he's been decent, and most importantly improving. Yes, it does bother me that his only two home runs are offensive lineman, but I think there is quality in his other choices too. The defense is leaps and bounds better since he has come here, and most believe the offense has potential with a stud QB. Everyone wants to criticize the Pat White pick, which was a bust, but it showed he had the balls to take a chance and I can live with that. There have been other bad choices too of course, but after he finds the unstoppable franchise QB, those will be forgotten. Just ask Bill Belechick.
Your Jeff Fisher Friday Edition Update News Update (UPDATE!)
Nothing. As you were.... Update: Peter King is reporting that Fisher has decided to go to the Rams. But all the waiting was so totally worth it, you guys.
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