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I'm with mmmtravis a bit. Zombie is probably pretty accurate though. Concubines would also work, or doxies maybe...Beliebers, whatever. Anyway, I'll keep on buying Dolphins stuff. Games if I'm lucky, jerseys likely, shirts... jerseys from China though, so Ol' Stevie won't be getting that scratch. Definitely will be watching the games on TV, shitty or not. I honestly do not think empty stadiums will do anything, other than embarrassing us more and giving opposing teams a day off. Most games are rather fan-free as is, so obviously that hasn't been working. It seems pretty obvious to me that we have about a top 15 GM. He obviously knows his shit, but because he's so fucking cocky and impersonal, his overall rank will keep him in the upper 20's, if not even #32. Probably doesn't even matter if he changes his life course & becomes everyone's favorite guy: the damage is done. It's like that broad that people say was born a hermaphrodite. She probably isn't, but you ain't fucking her. (for the ladies replace broad with dude, hermy with Jet fan) So he's gotta go. I wouldn't mind a demotion to the scouting department, but again he's an arrogant cum dumpster, so that wouldn't work. Someone said Jason Taylor for GM. Fuck that, how about Zach Thomas? Jason Taylor is a HOFer because he was born a Roman statue and has a giant crank. Zach is a HOFer because he worked harder than you and everyone else that ever crossed his path. Probably has a pretty big crank too.
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I really want to defend him & some of his moves, and you really can. But shitting on JT, Zach Thomas and now Bell..well, just ain't right bro. Ryan Clark can suck ma cock too, though.
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I can't stop giggling at TheInfinitePets post. So damn silly.
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All about the QB anyway. The 2 we wanted are still out there.
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All Shawn G-fry it is then. Or don't forget TG2 is available, and #19 open.
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Philbin did say he will need his WR's to be unselfish. So hey.
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Maybe it is? I don't know. Certainly a surprise on this one. I thought he was in WCO in Denver though? Fuck if I know.
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I dont believe a damn thing. If he wasn't interested he would say so like he told the Jets & Skins. The Cardinals would have to blow up the team to get him, and Denver may be the worst team in the AFC West. Yes they won the division last year, but come on they suck, and if you look up Mannings stats in the snow & cold it's when he's at his worst. The best? In hot ass weather with a 107.5 career QB rating. I would imagine Peyton knows this & will factor that in. So back to the Cardinals...but again, they gotta gut the team to sign him let alone his amigos.
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This was great. Best yet. If we fail on Manning, it will be a quick edit to show Jack drowning at the end.
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Hurry up and decide Peyton, the Chinese have some Jerseys to sew.
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#LegendaryKnucklesUnderPounceysTaint
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Oh yea just realized if Wayne says he wants to go with Peyton, then thats another vote of confidence in Manning also.
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Whatever happens, at least we will have hope for the upcoming season. Even if we get Murphy Law'd at every corner and are stuck with Moore, we still have more hope for him than we did for Chad going into last season.
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It's Peyton Fucking Manning naysayers. The only man he looks up to is Dan Fucking Marino, and honestly (and a bit depressingly) it could be the other way around by the time Peyton is done. Might as well do it as Dolphin.
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How bad is it that I was more excited for this coin flip than I was the Heat game last night?
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I guess it's possible Hunz but I doubt you would get much more than a 3rd. Ngata is probably the only NT in the league right now that really merits a 1st rounder.
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What if Jeff Ireland LOVES whores? I mean Dez said no, and then Jeff said no...
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Technically Rebel Yell is a whiskey with an "E" as it is a bourbon made in the USA, while whisky is generally used by the Scottish & Canadians. #Smithology
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That was the worst typo ever, T-A
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Tanny aint in the Señor Bowl though. I only watched one game of his though and he looked a little poopy. As for Flynn, can't say I'm real hot on him either, but if Philbin is that would give me more confidence in him.
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As long as he impregnates Venus or Serena and we get the rights to the offspring I'm in.
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I wanted Fisher. I thought he could have made us a little better, but obviously we were only going to be so good until either Moore improves or we find a franchise QB. I am glad they didn't offer him full power though. Belechick, Carrol and Shanahan are the only coaches to have that power. None of them should. I know Bill gets his nuts massaged daily, but his drafts aren't very good and his last great FA move was Randy Moss 5 years ago. Oh wait...that's when Pioli was still GM, so I guess Bill's great moves were uh Haynesworth? Ochocinco? As for Ireland, I ponied up the airplane cash because I don't know if I like him as a person. I dont know him personally obviously, but he seems pompous. As a GM, I think he's above average. Not great, but he is young in his GMing days. I'm not going to say he made the good picks and Parcells made the bad picks...I will give him full credit for all picks. Honestly I think he's been decent, and most importantly improving. Yes, it does bother me that his only two home runs are offensive lineman, but I think there is quality in his other choices too. The defense is leaps and bounds better since he has come here, and most believe the offense has potential with a stud QB. Everyone wants to criticize the Pat White pick, which was a bust, but it showed he had the balls to take a chance and I can live with that. There have been other bad choices too of course, but after he finds the unstoppable franchise QB, those will be forgotten. Just ask Bill Belechick.
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