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That was a good one! You do well under pressure....Thank GOD for baby virgo!!!!!!!!!
Commented Jul 13, 2010 on Thank You, babyVirgo. at Crazy Virgo
Thank You, babyVirgo.
Things I'm pretty sure are happening just because I'm pregnant: Leg hair isn't growing. I don't have to shave for weeks at a time. I constantly check to see what's going on, but no hair hath sprouted. I've always had light-colored leg hair (TMI?), but like normal women, usually have to shave at...
A pillow supported CV????? I know that it is so hard for Virgos to take any kind of support. Good for you!
Commented Jul 10, 2010 on My bed, my nest at Crazy Virgo
My bed, my nest
I've heard that when women are pregnant they start an activity called "nesting." Much like birds, they collect items for the nest they're building for their expected young. I'm sure you can imagine it. Mothers-to-be with bulbous bellies hunting and pecking around Target for blankets, cribs, ones...
Just be glad that you are not a lesbian. On my 21st birthday, I blew out the candles and asked for a blonde with nice tail to wake up beside me every morning. 12 years later I have a yellow labrador.
Commented Jun 30, 2010 on Tits McGee at Crazy Virgo
Tits McGee
Remember this classic clip from Anchorman? Well that's me these days. Ladies and Gentleman, I've blossomed from a nice, perky 34B handful to a chesty, semi-porn, juggie 36DD. It's really amazingly unfair what pregnancy does to a body. It gives you some big old boobs. Just call me Tits McGee. A w...
Ohhhh...I forgot about slob! That would actually put you on the list twice! ;)
Commented Jun 22, 2010 on Happy Birthday Blog! at The Normal Lesbian Psychic
Happy Birthday Blog!
One year ago today my baby NLP blog was born. Here is a short list of what a difference a year makes. #1 Within one year, I have gone from eating meat to vegetarian, to vegan and back to eating meat. Fashion is as cyclical as my diet and next week I will be eating sprouts in my leg warmers. #2 ...
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Mar 15, 2010
OMG - Its about freaking time! I can wait to meet that little peanut. I can visualize her right now, tidying up the womb...
Commented Feb 26, 2010 on Does the world need more Virgos? at Crazy Virgo
Does the world need more Virgos?
Well the answer is YES, of course, which is good, because I'm pregnant with a Virgo at this very moment. Hello again, world. I've strayed from you for too long. Pardon me. I was either napping or eating or going to the bathroom. In fact, if I stray again, and you need to look for me, please do s...
I was wondering why I had such a strong drive to go vegan. It was to make up for all of your past mistakes!
Commented Jan 17, 2010 on Self-confessed, self-convicted murderer at Crazy Virgo
Self-confessed, self-convicted murderer
It was a dark evening. As it normally always was on the abandoned one-lane roads of Northwest Missouri (that's Missour-ee, like Misery. NOT MissouRuh). I drove my 1989 4-door Ford Escort home from my grandparents farm where I'd just finished a Sunday evening dinner followed by an impromtu extemp...
Yes Gab! It is the non-lesbian.... I would NEVER forget the importance of that faction. You guys are like the glue.
Commented Nov 5, 2009 on A token of appreciation. at The Normal Lesbian Psychic
A token of appreciation.
According to Merriam-Webster a Token is a small part representing the whole. You may have heard this being used at parties when the "token gay person" or "token Jewish person" are invited to complete the party dynamics and represent those respective communities. All you need to do is invite one ...
So conditioner is not conditional?
Commented Oct 25, 2009 on What I learned in France/Italy at Crazy Virgo
What I learned in France/Italy
Hi everyone. Sorry I've been gone so long. I had very important places to go and people to see. Those place were Paris and Aix-en-Provence, France and Camogli, Italy. While I was there I learned some very important things, and I'd like to share them with you. 1. Europeans don't use conditioner...
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Oct 7, 2009
I could tell you, but I dont want to ruin the surprise.
Commented Sep 15, 2009 on National CrazyVirgo Day at Crazy Virgo
National CrazyVirgo Day
I turn 32 today. I'm kind of nervous. You see, every birthday so far, I've know exactly what I want from the forthcoming year. Birthday 6 -to learn to ride a bike. Birthday 13 - I wanted the respect of my peers. Birthday 16 - I wanted to pass my drivers test, and that might take all year. Birth...
That is so funny. I think that I ran away once and only packed my feety pajamas and stuffed animals.
Commented Sep 2, 2009 on WANTED: Two new parents at Crazy Virgo
WANTED: Two new parents
I love my parents. Really. As most daughters, I've had my run-ins with them, but overall, good parents. It was not always like this. From age 10-15, I dreamed of having other parents. I harbored the notion that I was certainly adopted. And, my adopted parents were going to show up any day and...
Gabby - that nugget slapped you in the face. Sibley - same thing.. youre genius!
Commented Aug 26, 2009 on Whore - ascopes. at The Normal Lesbian Psychic
Whore - ascopes.
I am a horoscope slut. No other way to put it. I read my horoscope everyday whether it resonates or not, looking for that little nugget of wisdom. Similar to the same reason why people come to me for intuitive readings, I want someone else to give me the answers and I only hear what I want to. ...
I always wondered why I hated her.
Commented Jul 1, 2009 on An Open Letter to Sharon Stone at Crazy Virgo
An Open Letter to Sharon Stone
Dear Sharon, A male friend pointed out to me this week that is a universally truth widely know that women hate you. This is a male friend that's a big fan of yours, by the way. My first thought was, no they don't. I don't. Then I thought about it. You're hot. You're sexy. You're smart. And, ...
I plead the 5th.
Commented Jul 1, 2009 on Neighborhood dynamics...Part 1. at The Normal Lesbian Psychic
Neighborhood dynamics...Part 1.
This post will inevitably be a series. Well, a mini series....since we are at it. It may even be stuck somewhere between the "L-Word" and "Weeds". This is Boulder, Colorado after all. I would like to talk about the unofficial gender studies I have been conducting here in my neighborhood. This i...
Amazing you did not do anything illegal...but if you had it would have been Ponch from Chips that would have pulled you over. Of course on the little BOulder child....this morning or noonish?
Commented Jun 18, 2009 on Sometimes amazing happens. at Crazy Virgo
Sometimes amazing happens.
Gentleman Husband and I went to visit two of our favorite couples this weekend, the manOrrs and the Beaverhausens. They live in Kansas City, MO -very near the birthplace of CrazyVirgo. For whatever reason, we have never visited without something memorable (or illegal or embarrassing) happening. ...
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