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Johnzo
Bridgton, ME
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This is actually a press release showing that the new smurfs movie is actually a Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs reboot.
In a surprise move the studio have recast Wil Wheaton as the lead, taking the picture in a reported "new, more modern geek-inspired and 1980's Saturday morning direction". Deep Roy is reported to be providing motion capture stand-ins for the smurfs/dwarfs, and was unavailable for comment.
Ok I'll stop... #carriedaway
merry smurfin' smurfmas, mothersmurfers
This is crying out for a caption. I'll choose my favorite, and send something neat* to whoever writes it. Submissions open throughout the weekend, one per person, and can only be left as comments here (it's too difficult to track on Twitter or via e-mail). *definition of 'neat' will be at my s...
Happy Birthday Mr. Wil Wheaton sir!
Thanks for teaching us the true meaning of nerd squee.
It's my birthday!
And I am having the best birthday, ever! Thank you to everyone who has wished me happy birthday on the Twitters, and if July 29th is your birthday too, happy birthday to you! (Image by Chuck Gamble, found at WIRED's GeekDad blog.)
Hurray!!!! I almost had to tweet you to say I burned through all my weekly podcasts during a particularly long Monday at work and that a RFB podcast would be a healthy dose of sanity. You are right on the ball sir.
Good luck at PAX, I'm sure you'll be great!
Radio Free Burrito: Episode Twenty-Five
Holy Crap, it's time for a new episode of Radio Free Burrito! It's a relatively quick show this week, but it sure was amusing to me while I made it. Show Notes: The logo was designed by WWdN:iX reader Marc, who asked that I not link to his "in progress" website. Thanks, Marc! Radio Free Burrit...
That video makes me feel weird... but also good!
Connect the dots! LA LA LA LA!
Anne and I got to go see The Pee Wee Herman show last night. It was phenomenal, and I realized about 20 minutes into the show that I was sitting on the edge of my seat, grinning and jumping around like a little kid ... because that's pretty much how I used to watch Pee Wee's Playhouse. After the...
b = 2
...Right?
Yay math!
(roughly) three days in (roughly) 500 words
Because I am too busy for a proper post, I offer a very brief trip report: I went to Seattle at the end of last week, where I not only got to spend three days with my friends from Penny Arcade, I finally got to take a tour of the Wizards of the Coast offices after years of being invited to check...
Bioware is definitely riding the crest of this. I just played KOTOR last year and started Mass Effect (first one) over xmas and MAN. Never have I played more engrossing games.
I'll admit I scum-saved on KOTOR, but M.E. I'm playing straight.
P.S. my wife and I have an annual LOTR extended edition viewing at the end of every summer (3yrs so far). Once a year is just right with us. Just hearing that music in hobbiton at the beginning sucks me right in.
regarding the matter of video games v. movies
I had the house to myself last night, so I could watch whatever nerdy DVD or DVR'd movie I wanted, as loud as I wanted. I've been talking about re-watching the Lord of the Rings trilogy (extended editions, of course) for a couple of months, but when I finally had a chance to get started, I ended...
I cannot get over how awesome that is....
... still nope
for those of you wondering what time it is...
(Thanks to my friend C., who made this when I needed a bit of cheering up.)
I've dabbled in writing for years, short stories, screenplay type stuff and blogs etc. But a few months ago when I started writing my first novel I found myself constantly describing things with my internal monologue. Not even just the places, but interactions between people too. Instead of just listening to conversations, I add little bits of narrative after people talk like: "...she said sharply, her words laced with venom."
Glad to see I'm not the only one.
BTW, writers using Macs out there, I just got Scrivener for xmas and it rocks! It's an awesome writing/outlining/editing/resource-aggregation/etc tool. It's made working on my book much easier. Check it out: http://www.literatureandlatte.com/scrivener.html
five quick things I think you'll like
I'm doing something fun and geeky this morning, but I need to close some tabs before I can really get into it, so I'd like to tell you all that John Scalzi's book Your Hate Mail Will Be Graded, for which I wrote the introduction, is now available in trade paperback. I genuinely loved this book, ...
I had attempted to take part in NaNoWriMo (http://www.nanowrimo.org/) but only made it through chapter 5 (posted here http://www.writerscafe.org/writing/Johnzo/462435/). A little frustrating, but such is life. I find too that sometimes I just need to take a day or 2 off from the creative process to recharge my batteries. Then the next time I have a few moments to write I can really get into it.
obscured by clouds
I never quite managed to get started today, and haven't written a single word that wasn't part of an e-mail or something stupid on Twitter. Dammit. So, in an effort to continue my daily-blog-o-phonic creative output, a very very short story: The wind came down the canyon and blew ice and snow i...
This has been around for a while, but there is a very cool video that describes a theory about the 10th dimension.
http://tenthdimension.com/medialinks.php
If I ever get into writing some scifi/timetravel themed stories, I'm definitely pulling from some of these concepts. Awesomely mind-blowing stuff.
You just keep on trying, until you run out of cake.
Yesterday, I wrote: Well, the power just went out, so it's time for me to pack up my Mac and head out to a cafe with WiFi where I can work on my novel in front of people and get this posted. The weird thing is, while it's likely going to take an hour at least from the time I finish writing this...
This was fantastic! Thanks for sticking to your creative guns, full of some awesome laughs. WWHHEEEEEEE!
Memories of the Futurecast Episode 13: The [Worst | Best]. Episode. Ever.
Holy crap! It's time for Memories of the Futurecast. Memories of the Future, Volume One, covers the first 13 episodes of TNG, so each week, I'm choosing something from one episode, and performing an excerpt for you. It will mostly be from the synopses, which is where I think the real humor of th...
Wow this is awesomely inspirational. I think I'll come back and read it again the next time I get writers block.
I'm currently working on my first novel over here: http://www.writerscafe.org/writers/Johnzo/
I find it's a nice place to get feedback and grind my own writing skills. (especially for me just starting out with serious writing)
Once I'm done the book and it's edited a bit, I might shop it around to a publisher. But at the very least I'll be checking out small/self-publishers like lulu etc. Mostly this is just a story I've been kicking around for years, and I'm having a really good time bringing it to life.
Get Excited and Make Things!
My friend Ariana works with Warren Ellis to make all kinds of really cool things. Lately, they've been experimenting with print on demand technology to take creative risks that simple economics would have rendered impossible as recently as five years ago. For example, three weeks ago, they sta...
More podcasts please! There's a shortage of awesomely entertaining podcasts these days. And for us work-from-home programmer types, it's the next best thing to being around actual live people.
Memories of the Futurecast Episode Ten: Hide and Q
Holy crap! It's time for Memories of the Futurecast. Memories of the Future, Volume One, covers the first 13 episodes of TNG, so each week, I'm choosing something from one episode, and performing an excerpt for you. It will mostly be from the synopses, which is where I think the real humor of th...
I totally agree. I've heard that's why places like google that have such relaxed work environments. Stress can be debilitating to creativity.
on the hunting down of ideas
I've been struggling lately to turn a lot of ideas I have into actual stories. I kind of feel like my writing mojo has taken a temporary leave of absence, and the harder I look for it, the harder it is to find. It has been incredibly frustrating. This morning, in Warren Ellis' BAD SIGNAL e-mail,...
Possible alternate title to blog post: in which a decision is made to purchase an immersion blender! My wife loves hers, and makes a great smooth+creamy+cheesy potato soup.
A great bit of entertainment on an exhausting friday, Thanks Wil!
in which a tale is told about the preparation of soup
Anne is helping a friend move today, so she went down to The OC last night, in order to avoid the hellish traffic that exists on the Southern California freeways between 6am and 10pm just about every day of the week. This meant that Nolan and I were alone last night, free to watch the original ...
Great post! I like the little odds and ends. My first system was either a C64 (technically a "computer" but you know..) or a intellivision. Though both were bought second hand in the mid-late 80's. My brother and I even had our own C64s at one point, and we shared a room! Though the SNES was my first real console love.
you may ask yourself, "how do i work this?"
I stayed up way too late last night, waiting for Nolan to get home from the Horror thing at Universal. When I was younger, staying up until 3 was no big deal, but making it past midnight is a serious challenge, especially since my stupid brain insists on waking up between 7 and 8 no matter when ...
Is the itunes download supposed to just be "Shame of the Otaku"? I thought my mac was freaking out, but when I was downloading episode 7 from itunes it's just the 3:50 song (not the podcast). The directly download link works though, which is good enough for now. Hurray for Mondays!
Memories of the Futurecast: Episode Seven
Holy crap! It's time for Memories of the Futurecast. Memories of the Future, Volume One, covers the first 13 episodes of TNG, so each week, I'm choosing something from one episode, and performing an excerpt for you. It will mostly be from the synopses, which is where I think the real humor of ...
The universe has shattered! Sorry Wil, Aeofel was awesome. He will be missed, Melora rest his zombie bones.
I'm saying this for the last time: HIS. NAME. IS. AEOFEL!
I've been pointing out new episodes of the D&D/Penny Arcade/PvP/Me podcast on Twitter, but since the third series draws to a close today, I thought I'd catch up, and then share some thoughts on the final episode. My last post took us up to episode three, so... Episode Four: In this episode, the...
Hurray! I thought #5 might be late. I've recently grown sick of all the worlds music, so podcasts like this are keeping me sane during work. Thanks Wil!
Memories of the Futurecast: Episode Five
Holy crap! It's time for Memories of the Futurecast. Memories of the Future, Volume One, covers the first 13 episodes of TNG, so each week, I'm choosing something from one episode, and performing an excerpt for you. It will mostly be from the synopses, which is where I think the real humor of ...
That was 10 flavors of awesome
in which a proclamation is made
I seem to have come down with some kind of post-PAX flu. It's not the Swine Flu, but I am coughing so much even I have grown tired of saying "my god, it's full of stars." I can't really focus long enough to write the PAX post I want to write (it's at about 30% completion, I guess) so please allo...
Awesome Farnsworth quote and the video still kills me. OH! And a Simpson's quote and prime numbers reference in a comment! There is so much awesomeness in this one post.
Speaking of primes, for any other math nerds out there: http://mathworld.wolfram.com/Semiprime.html
ah, to be young again, and also a robot
I'm 37! I'm not old. Also: Happy birthday to me!
I've had that song stuck in my head for 2 days now.... WAUUGH!!!
Captain. Jean-Luc Picard. Of the U.S.S. Ent. Er. Prise.
to properly commemorate the anniversary of patrick stewart's birth (or: happy birthday, old baldy)
There are two ways that I can commemorate Patrick Stewart's birthday, today. The first: And the second, which comes in two parts. The first part should illustrate how awesome Patrick is, and why I like him so much. The second part should remove any lingering doubt. This is from Chapter Sev...
Wow that is exactly what I'm wearing right now.... Except no shoes because I have a sweet tele-commuting programmer job. But wait, is that a 2, 3 or full button down?
Keep up the good work!
LEVERAGE: day zero
Greetings from Portland! I'm here for the next few days to work on an episode of Leverage, playing a character who I have a few things in common with, as evidenced by something that happened earlier today during my costume fitting. The costume designer is an incredibly kind and easy going woman....
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