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Humblebraggy = word of the month. rotfl!
Commented Apr 25, 2011 on Yawn. Lather, Rinse, Repeat. at Forty Deuce
Yawn. Lather, Rinse, Repeat.
Rafa played Daveed in the final. Redux. Rafa beat Daveed in straight sets. Redux. Rafa further solidified that he is a hoss on clay. Redux. I wish I could say it was all entertaining but inevitability just isn't my brand of entertainment. But, you know, carry on, Rafa. It's not like I'...
UNF!
Anyone else heard that the allmighty hip-shaker Shakira is single now? Get it, Rafa! Get it! :D
Commented Jan 12, 2011 on Pic This: Rafa's In Melbourne. Doin' What He Do. at Forty Deuce
Pic This: Rafa's In Melbourne. Doin' What He Do.
(Pic: Getty)
Masha's gone and they still can't afford JJ?
Commented Dec 22, 2010 on The New Mashaless Prince. at Forty Deuce
The New Mashaless Prince.
That is one crazy cast of characters.
He's hot. And intelligent. Which makes him even hotter. Damn.
Commented Dec 1, 2010 on "I Hate Him But In a Positive Way." at Forty Deuce
"I Hate Him But In a Positive Way."
Augh. I still love you, you bastard. I could listen to him talk all day.
Am I the only one that loves Rafa's & Muzza's blossoming bromance? Rafa + Andy = Randy? Rafandy? lol.
It's great to see two sportsmen who are fierce rivals on court speak so highly of one another. Actually, include Nole to the mix. The Rafole love fest is almost legendary! :D
Seriously though, it's good to know that 3 out of the world's top 4 are so cool with one another.
Tres Amigos FTW!
Commented Nov 29, 2010 on Air Quotes: WTF Did They Say? at Forty Deuce
Air Quotes: WTF Did They Say?
Some choice quotes from the WTFs to round out the ATP year: Q. To jump to the No. 1 position in the world, will you have to attack more? ANDY MURRAY: I think against certain guys. When I played Roger and Rafa the last few times I played them, I played very aggressive tennis. That's what you ...
Obviously, the full question was "Who would you rather gift with a one-way ticket to the moon for Christmas?" ;)
Commented Nov 26, 2010 on Oh, Ana. You're *Such* a Liar. at Forty Deuce
Oh, Ana. You're *Such* a Liar.
Who's the blue dude?
Commented Aug 18, 2010 on Boner. Shrinker. at Forty Deuce
Boner. Shrinker.
Mmmm...Tomas. I confess, this is the first time I've seen Tomas practice up close. And bless the humid and hot Cincy weather, he is one tasty morsel when he gets all sweaty and shit. Unfortunately, I have no one to share my Tomas meltyness with because I happen to be hanging out with a bunc...
I've got a #girlboner for this article. You summed it up perfectly!
Anapolis is ready to make you an honorary citizen!
Commented Aug 12, 2010 on Nobody Puts Baby (E) In a Corner. at Forty Deuce
Nobody Puts Baby (E) In a Corner.
That's what I tweeted on Tuesday, after rumors hit the internetz that Montreal might be reconsidering their decision to deny Ana a wildcard into the main draw. I think I've been pretty clear as to my take on the subject, but just to get everyone up to speed: no one is entitled to a wild card...
ZOMG! ZOMG! ZOMG! Fuck yeah!!!
Commented Aug 6, 2010 on Double the Pleasure, Double the Fun. at Forty Deuce
Double the Pleasure, Double the Fun.
This is happening. A preview:
LOL @ Masha and Vika wearing the same shirt. #NikeFail.
Also, Masha always sounds like that in her press conferences. She deffo mastered her media training 101 and just rarely makes her pressers fun or adorkable. And she is a dork. Just a well trained one.
Commented Jul 28, 2010 on Ok. Who Tranq'd Her? at Forty Deuce
Ok. Who Tranq'd Her?
It was a solid revenge win for Masha over Jay-Z last night. She was absolutely solid off the ground and served well for one and a half sets before getting the tossing yips towards the end of the second, giving away some DFs to give Jay-Z some hope. It was really powerful and impressive hitti...
Love: Andy & Serena + Rafa!
Hate: Fed. What else is new.
Everyone else: BLAH!
Ana's is probably gonna be giggly, Maria's pretty, Kimmie's goody goody Jada-y & JJ's bitchy. Yawn!
They need to bring some hot French guys to spice it up a little. Even if only for the sexy accent.
Commented Jul 16, 2010 on It Must Be Love...Again. at Forty Deuce
It Must Be Love...Again.
New USO Series commercials are out. Well..."new" is kind of overstating it. But even though they look and sound the exact same as last year's series, there are some gems. Here they are, in order of C Note entertainment value: Uh...that's pretty much it. The rest are pr...
What a cute Bromance. Love it!
Commented Jul 3, 2010 on Air Quotes: Respect. at Forty Deuce
Air Quotes: Respect.
Q. What about Andy, you said to him after the match that he could win a major. RAFAEL NADAL: I wished him best of luck for the rest of the season, and sorry for today. I know it was an important match for him I think because he play at home, and this is a chance for him to win probably the...
Sharpie is playing on tuesday. Just sayin'. Richie Rich you ain't cute enough! ;-)
Not giving Free Jo-Willy a day off is unexcusable, though! FFS, FFT Get your priorities straight: Bros before Hos.
Commented May 23, 2010 on Fucking French Tyrants! at Forty Deuce
Fucking French Tyrants!
Jo survived an intense five-set challenge from German Daniel Brands, coming back from a break down in the fifth to move on, 46 63 62 67(2) 75. Jo has been under the weather and was a little peeved at the FFT for refusing to push his match off to tomorrow. But the dude survived, will have ...
Lots and lots of Vodka!
Na Sdarówje!
Commented May 23, 2010 on Drink Now or Forever Hold Your Piss. at Forty Deuce
Drink Now or Forever Hold Your Piss.
As promised, here are the official rules Forty Deuce Drinking Game: Roland Garros Edition. Guaranteed to destroy your liver by Day 3 or your money back. Sip every time: Lynn Welch overrules a call and is right. Fedal is mentioned. Caro hits a moonball. A commentator refers to Rafa as "The...
Clips of Rafa falling down or pushing the cameraman out of the way after his RG08 loss
In what universe?:p
Commented May 23, 2010 on Drink Now or Forever Hold Your Piss. at Forty Deuce
Drink Now or Forever Hold Your Piss.
As promised, here are the official rules Forty Deuce Drinking Game: Roland Garros Edition. Guaranteed to destroy your liver by Day 3 or your money back. Sip every time: Lynn Welch overrules a call and is right. Fedal is mentioned. Caro hits a moonball. A commentator refers to Rafa as "The...
That's right! He ain't no Masha, but he's mad cutey!!
I want his actions to speak louder than any word TMF will speak during his endless, self-praising, arrogant pressers!
Commented May 22, 2010 on Pic This: My House. at Forty Deuce
Pic This: My House.
Welcome home. Aw. Sharpei Rafa is one of my favorite Rafas. I want to take a nap in the folds of his face. Oh, don't be shy. Git it done, boy.
1. The collar on his shirt?
2. The lack of stripes on is shorts?
3. The missing bandana?
4. The Feli-cut?
5. The Fed-Stance?
6. The one-hander?
Commented May 21, 2010 on Pic This: Something's Wrong With This Picture. at Forty Deuce
Pic This: Something's Wrong With This Picture.
"I haven't been beaten in this stadium for 2 years..."
F*cktard!
Commented May 16, 2010 on Get The Man an "18" Jacket. at Forty Deuce
Get The Man an "18" Jacket.
"I just keeding!" It was a tense match that saw both players how off some spectacular shot-making and untimely mental letdowns. Despite it being close, Rafa looked much more comfortable throughout the match compared to Fed, whose forehand let him down so much he started to rely, very effe...
Bah. After what she said about JJ I just have to hate her. She's a bitch supreme. And noisy. And wears horrid clothing! She's the epitome of a brainless ball basher and as soon as she loses a bit of accuracy she's gonna LOSE and I'm gonna LOVE it!
For the match:
1st set: Caravan played lights out tennis. Absolutely perfect.
2nd set: Venus steps her game up. Chances to break for 5-1. Then 5-2. Then blows multiple set points to lose 5-7.
Commented May 16, 2010 on Lame! But In a Good, Bitchy, Champion Kind of Way. at Forty Deuce
Lame! But In a Good, Bitchy, Champion Kind of Way.
Way to be awesome and prove me wrong, Lame-O! Haven't seen the match yet but it looks like Aravane pounded Venus into submission. Really curious to see this match. Was Venus' serve off or what? Feel free to discuss in the comments. Nice momentum builder for Aravane going into the Fren...
Sharpie lent her to a JoBro before...
Commented May 6, 2010 on Dude! What Are You Doing In NYC? at Forty Deuce
Dude! What Are You Doing In NYC?
Fernando is not home in Madrid resting for his next tournament that is in...Madrid. He decided to take the scenic route home from Rome with a quick stop in New York City to attend a gala at the Met. Yeah, that makes sense. I don't know. Maybe he got so sick and tired of hearing about Delician...
Camilla Belle was there. Getting laid >>>>>>> training.
Commented May 6, 2010 on Dude! What Are You Doing In NYC? at Forty Deuce
Dude! What Are You Doing In NYC?
Fernando is not home in Madrid resting for his next tournament that is in...Madrid. He decided to take the scenic route home from Rome with a quick stop in New York City to attend a gala at the Met. Yeah, that makes sense. I don't know. Maybe he got so sick and tired of hearing about Delician...
Ernie needs to come to Hamburg and let be his Bert do him! His accent is sexy as f*ck and his hair need to be pulled, while we...
Commented May 2, 2010 on Ernie Does Marat at Forty Deuce
Ernie Does Marat
NO! Not like that! Get your mind out of the gutter!
Looks like me when I don't want to go to school. Clearly faking it. lol
Commented Apr 15, 2010 on Mono Is As Mono Does. at Forty Deuce
Mono Is As Mono Does.
Jesus. Talk about looking woo-- oh, no, that's just Marion. She retired in the third set to Peng due to "dizziness". Yeah, I "retire" from running in the first 3 minutes due to "dizziness". The difference is, I'm not a professional athlete. Just sayin'. Aw, shit. You think she's gonna ...
Too bad he isn't sponsored by HEAD. Just sayin'
Commented Apr 15, 2010 on Code Violation: Oral Obscenity. at Forty Deuce
Code Violation: Oral Obscenity.
Come on, Marin. You lost to this guy? But...he's...gross!
So, Vika spends her evenings reading what other people got to say about her on the internet? lol.
Hope she never comes across this site...
Don't like her, but "Go Vika!". Tell them haters to STFU!
Commented Apr 15, 2010 on What Am I, THE EXXON VALDEZ??? at Forty Deuce
What Am I, THE EXXON VALDEZ???
Vika had to retire due to injury for the second straight tournament. She was a set up. We all know how I feel about Vika, but come on, the kid is hurt. I ain't hating on her for this. That said, nice to see the *real* Vika show up on Twitter.
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