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Baltimore, MD
I'll never be too old to rock and roll or too young to sci fi!
Interests: Photography, Writing, Reading, Cooking, Anything Sci Fi!
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Mar 15, 2010
Wil FUCKING Wheaton! You were great, and I DO hope Chuck and Bill are paying heed! More WWWWHHHHEEEEEAAAATTTTOOONNNNN!
Toggle Commented Oct 20, 2009 on The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary at WWdN: In Exile
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I feel okay with that correction after reading "brining" in your latest delve posting. Please don't assail me with lightning bolts!
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make that "All awesomeness is yours"!
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Hey, Wil, How cool was it to see an email from WIL WHEATON in my in-box a few minutes after ordering Memories of the Future, Volume 1, from Lulu? It was FUCKING awesome (even if the email was sent by some autobot or perhaps a Gollum-type creature who works for fish heads and rice cakes, but is a whiz on the computer)! I could tell, at least, that you DID compose the email (it has the Wil Wheaton touch--unless, perhaps, it was done by your heretofore unknown evil twin, Wilknot Wheatbread). I'm so looking forward to your take on the first 13 episodes! All awesome is yours (bow, bow, grovel).
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Dude! I am so stoked that you're going to be on the Big Bang Theory. It is definitely one of the funniest shows on television (yes, I'm looking at you 30 Rock), and it will be a great showcase for your witty humor (humorous wit?). I'm dying to see all the actors you couldn't name. Good luck! And, hey, great job on the Humane Society donations!
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Wil, after reading about your loss and reaction relating to Ferris, and even though I know logically that you’re all grown up, I can’t help but see you as little twelve-year-old Willy Wheaton, struggling mightily with the loss of your best four-legged friend. You’ve run off into the woods, thrown yourself under the spreading arms of an oak, and are crying your eyes out over the unfairness of death, and just when you were beginning to comprehend life, the universe, and everything. But, hey, feel the warmth of the sun on your head as it breaks through the branches? Isn’t that Ferris standing above you, her breath on your neck, telling you dogpathically, “Hey, let’s go have some fun!” You open those big, tear-stained eyes, looking up for . . . what? Ah, yes, the sweet memory of Ferris. And, as you know, with the turning of time, all things are memories. No, you can’t hold her physically now, whether you’re twelve or thirty-seven, but you can enfold her in your mind, and wait for the unclenching of your heart (which you said yourself will come). So, smile, young Wil Wheaton, for Ferris is at this very moment bounding . . . bounding . . . bounding . . .
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So, there I was, almost two hours early at the airport for a flight to Boston, relaxed as only a guy in a Hawaiian shirt, khaki shorts, and flip-flops can be. I hadn't even minded the random pat-down by airport security (hey, a feel-up is a feel-up, right?). But, as soon as I sat down in the waiting area, adjusted my iPhone for a Pink Floyd mini-concert, and opened my book, an announcement came over the airwaves that due to construction/repair at Boston's Logan Airport, only one runway was being used (I'm guessing for incoming flights). The announcer went on... Continue reading
Posted Jul 31, 2009 at Jay's Random Brain Patterns
It looks like you are under the influence of Stephen King's evil spider thingymabob from "It." Don't go in there!
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Hello! And welcome! I've thought of blogging for a long time . . . for no particular reason other than my mind is almost always set to "ON" and some of the thoughts that crystallize there seem noteworthy enough to share. You can be the judge of that! This blog may not be suitable for children, the elderly (at heart), the religious right (or wrong), or anyone who doesn't think being politically incorrect is a FUN thing! I won't keep you--I'm off the think! Please come visit again! Continue reading
Posted Jul 30, 2009 at Jay's Random Brain Patterns
"Seize the time, Meribor. Live now; make now always the most precious time. Now will never come again" -- Picard (The Inner Light) Happy Anniversary of your Birthday, oh Grand Geeky One. Enjoy EVERY moment!
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Wil, I have (ashamedly) been away from your blog for months (I don't know why--too much of a good thing? Who knows?!). I noticed when I did return that you were not doing daily dialogue with your worshipers (oops, I meant fans). I see now that you've explained why very well. Family DOES come first, and by all accounts, you have one fine family. I'll just check back in OFTEN and wait for your pearls of humordom. Thanks for MAKING it real! Amen
Toggle Commented Jul 17, 2009 on ...and the livin' is easy. at WWdN: In Exile
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Hey, Wil, Thanks for helping me relive the story of your reliving the time with Patrick! How cool it must have been! How cool it IS! Hey, what are you doing for YOUR birthday?!
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