This is something only a woman would do. You won't catch a man shoving something with sharp teeth down the front of his pants.

I like the other link on the page. Prosecutors probe Swedish beaver hunters

If having 8 kids makes one an Octomom then what does having 87 make one?

O the Umanity, that's the Culver City Meat Co. http://culvercitymeat.com/77284_Beef_r1.pdf

Miami isn't on the list because a vehicular death like gunshots is ruled a death by natural causes.

No Dave's going to French city of Strasbourg for the running of the Great Hamsters of Alsace.

Quote of the day "Barry Manilow also plays the accordion."

"Police were called to help a homeowner deal with a wayward Swedish beaver" I wouldn't mind a wayward Swedish beaver coming to my door.

Age of maturity for legal drinking = 21 Age when brain matures = 28+ That gives you 6 or more years to have fun before you realize how much of an a** you're being.

I found an image of Jesus on a pork chop I fried up this evening. Wouldn't think a Jewish guy would show up on pork. But he was delicious.

That's a pair of slippery crooks.

And the girl asked "Is that an alligator in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

But the RBR have highly developed bottoms

This is from "A Physician's Counsels To Man In Health And Disease." By Walter C. Taylor A.M., M.D. published in 1872. His views on contraception. These practices favor libertinism. A man who would fear to seduce an unmarried woman lest a child should be born, is induced, by knowledge of this kind, to persuade her to her ruin. It is an inducement to dissipation, and hence a danger to society. The tastes and habits of sensuality are thus fostered. Wives, for their own sake, ought not to countenance them. The holy rites of the marriage couch ought not to be made solely the satisfaction of sexual instincts, and marriage thus defrauded of one of its noblest aims. The wife is not so much respected, who thus comes to be regarded merely as a companion with whom to lead a lascivious life. She is in danger of sinking to the level of a mistress. Her moral prestige, that halo of modesty which forms her greatest charm, is imperiled. Any fate is preferable to this. Better suffer by the minor annoyance of numerous children than forfeit her domestic happiness.

That's a big snatch!

Does the reverse hold true? When the mice are away the cats will play? Plus we need more information. Where did the cats go? Why did they go away? What do the mice play? Cards, soccer, around?

When teeth are outlawed only outlaws will have teeth. The rest of us will have to gum them!

In an email late Sunday, B.C. RCMP spokeswoman Cpl. Annie Linteau said after a story about the foot aired on TV Sunday night, someone called into the local detachment. “The man said that he had been walking his dog yesterday and his dog kept chewing on a bone. To make the dog stop, he stuffed the bone inside a discarded shoe on the beach,” Linteau wrote. “We have since compared the shoe found with his description, which matched. Coroner have since confirmed [the] remains are in fact animal.”

"That Mr Butt should bat a maiden over in the Oval Test was proved." Kind of hard to bat a maiden over with no balls.

After probing Uranus we'll go on to probe Urbeaver!

Georgie Porgie, Puddin' and Pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry, Georgie Porgie, Puddin' and Pex, Out of luck when it came to sex.

But how many guys know how to use a beaver correctly?

When armadillos are outlawed only outlaws will have armadillos!

Whoopee Cushions are funny until 8 for girls, funny forever for guys.

I hope no one tries to sit on that.