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M. Bouffant
Korea Town Adjacent, Los Angeles, CA
I lost my mind & now my head's a tent, & I spend my time wondering where it went.
Interests: Ennui, Tedium, Sleeping, Entropy
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I was wrong! otherwise in my liberal urban bastion there'll be a bunch of centrists vs. unknown/unseen/unheard Republicans. Meh.Thanks to the run-off rules, there wasn't a single R on the ballot in the Congressional, Assembly & state Senate races, just in the state-wide offices. That's almost encouraging, until I think, Democrats? Also no propositions to oppose, they're all good.
Toggle Commented Nov 5, 2014 on Fuck The Vote at Whiskey Fire
W/ you 200+%. Voting is a joke. I'll get snide & blame people for giving a shit. Stop w/ the "give money, organize, volunteer, get out the vote" pleas. Please. You've got to be fucking kidding. There are propositions on the ballot I'm sure I should vote against, otherwise in my liberal urban bastion there'll be a bunch of centrists vs. unknown/unseen/unheard Republicans. Meh. Had to put up w/ municipal elections last yr., the idea being that nobody pays enough attention to local offices during state & nat'l. races, the result being that almost no one bothers to vote in odd yrs. but wretched old honkies, guaranteeing the election of business-friendly weasels cutting taxes & services, yada yada. An utter joke. And come Weds. a.m. there'll be more moronic gasbags drooling about 2016, Hillarity Clinton & John Ellis "Jeb" Bush all over every media platform in these United Snakes than one could let the air out of. Our ancestors were right; I'm going to lie down 'til 2020, at the earliest.
Toggle Commented Nov 4, 2014 on Fuck The Vote at Whiskey Fire
leaders who understand evil down to its depths By which I will assume he means Republican leaders.
Toggle Commented Oct 3, 2014 on Shit David Brooks Says at Whiskey Fire
"Contemplate." Thanks, but I can't even ...
Toggle Commented Sep 14, 2014 on Ladies & Gents, Your Internets at Whiskey Fire
I Wanna Play W/ Guns.
Toggle Commented Sep 4, 2014 on Foot Shot at Whiskey Fire
One can only conclude, from that & the double post, that Thers has been enjoying himself (as Americans of all hyphens will) over the holiday wknd. Cryin' shame them Jooos don't have no Pope to tell 'em how ta behave, innit?
Mr. Sowell seems a bit lacking in even an elementary understanding of psychology or common sense.
BOS is an improvement over the W.C. Fields ("Do you know what fish do in water?") method, also involving a metal object that went in the freezer before the drink, except the metal thing was a plug sort of deal for soothing hemorrhoids.
Toggle Commented Aug 16, 2014 on We Get Ad Pitches at Whiskey Fire
"Help & Talk," maybe one level better than "Cheer up, don't be such a gloomy Gus." And hell being other people, who listens?
Toggle Commented Aug 12, 2014 on I Don't Know at Whiskey Fire
"Supra-liminal" is pretty good. I'm almost convinced already.
Toggle Commented Jul 25, 2014 on Fan Mail at Whiskey Fire
Personal mantra.
Toggle Commented Jul 14, 2014 on The Last Ramone at Whiskey Fire
one of the Conservative movement’s most well known ladies, Katie Pavlich Reminds me of fellow ten/eleven yr.-olds (many yrs. ago) who had been firmly instructed that an adult female human was not to be called a "woman" but a "lady." This lead to seeing naked "ladies" if anyone found an older brother's copy of Playboy. Not the usage intended by the language enforcers, I suspect.
Toggle Commented Jul 13, 2014 on Well Then! at Whiskey Fire
"What Small-Town Heartland America would be like if 10% of the population just up and disappeared ..." Better, but could still be improved? As a non-HBO eleitiest [sic] is the show Rapture-specific or just another silly idea?
Toggle Commented Jun 30, 2014 on Us and Them at Whiskey Fire
They've gerrymandered themselves into irrelevance. Or will.
Toggle Commented Jun 13, 2014 on Tears of a Clown at Whiskey Fire
Disheartening, but it's a rare & unusual sort of mess, I hope.
Toggle Commented May 24, 2014 on Crimes against Memory at Whiskey Fire
"Future PE teachers?" Do you get the equivalent of combat pay? And are the Future PE'ers segregated into "special" classes? Lesson learned: I'll never again assume the youth aren't objectively worse than I was some yrs. ago.
Toggle Commented May 24, 2014 on Warning: Triggers at Whiskey Fire
St. Nick on a stick, can't the little bastards read the syllabus or whatever & figure (all by themselves, if it isn't too much strain wrapping their lips around every damn syllable) what they might be getting into & what effect it will have on their "comfort zone?"
Toggle Commented May 22, 2014 on Warning: Triggers at Whiskey Fire
Toggle Commented May 15, 2014 on Are there hats? at Whiskey Fire
You can't defy federal law by force of arms. Yeah, except they have so far, by threatened if not actual force. At least these shitheels aren't (quite, I hope) as delusional as the Branch Davidians who more or less hoped for apocalypse.
Toggle Commented Apr 14, 2014 on Wait Hold on Treason at Whiskey Fire
Fairly young masked bandit there, unless that's a biiiig tree. The Chickadee, en Español.
Toggle Commented Apr 13, 2014 on Goldfinch and Chickadee, Sabotage! at Whiskey Fire
even when we disagree about politics Here's the problem, C.F.: They aren't talking "politics." Nor are they "disagreeing." They are stating their "eternal" & ab-so-fugging-lutely incontrovertible beliefs, they aren't opening them for discussion, & they want the assistance of the state to shove them down the craws of those who won't go along. The slightest examination of the last 10+ yrs. on the iNternertz (I'm betting a digitally savvy wunderkind like Conor could probably find several hundred million results for right-wing rhetoric & the incessant repetition of same in the face of all evidence, facts, truth & whatnot.) clearly contradict any possibility of "engagement and persuasion." Even the non-"Sky Fairy will torture us in hell for eternity if we don't kill the homos," straight-up political stuff is fantasy: "Benghazi IRS Fast & Furious yada fucking yada." How can one "engage" w/ unicorns & dragons?
Toggle Commented Apr 13, 2014 on Wrinkled Ghosts at Whiskey Fire
Hey, beats a poke in the eye w/, well, virtually anything.
Toggle Commented Mar 13, 2014 on A List Mofo Me at Whiskey Fire
One is grateful for the good Dr. Helen's barely rudimentary acquantance with the English language, as it allows us to charitably consider her merely a shit-for-brains clod ... Thank you for that. I went through the last Dr. Helen paragraphlump you pulled three times trying to determine who was forcing what down whose throat & whether this should make me happy or sad. Not having checked the link I didn't know w/ whom you were dealing & was deluded it might somehow made sense. Silly me.
Toggle Commented Mar 13, 2014 on Dipshits of Gor at Whiskey Fire
It'll only get worse from here.
Toggle Commented Mar 4, 2014 on Strictly Comedy at Whiskey Fire
That rapid keep-you-warm heartbeat results in a shorter life than we all enjoy, but what can you do?