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That's not Art, I know art, he works for receiving.
But on a more serious note, these fidiots should have let the museum know in advance.
Commented Nov 30, 2009 on ART UPDATE at Dave Barry's Blog
ART UPDATE
(Thanks to Ralph)
Klinger...
Is that you?
Commented Nov 30, 2009 on DAD? at Dave Barry's Blog
DAD?
(Thanks to chicomathmom)
I agree with Nurse Cindy, Once that packaging is removed... What a letdown.
Commented Nov 27, 2009 on IT'S A B! IT'S A C! IT'S A D! at Dave Barry's Blog
IT'S A B! IT'S A C! IT'S A D!
Amazing Chinese brassiere technology, featuring "God's Hand," lets women choose. (Thanks to Allen at Division and CJrun, both guys. Also DavCat.)
Of course, this will get rid of any song stuck in there.
http://tinyurl.com/fr37u
Commented Nov 23, 2009 on WHEN OLDER PEOPLE DECLARE THAT MUSIC WAS BETTER BACK IN THE DAY at Dave Barry's Blog
WHEN OLDER PEOPLE DECLARE THAT MUSIC WAS BETTER BACK IN THE DAY
...they are not being entirely accurate. (Thanks to Chuck Cody)
This is why I keep the volume off on my PC at work, It would be hard to explain that noise to my co-worker.
Commented Nov 23, 2009 on WHEN OLDER PEOPLE DECLARE THAT MUSIC WAS BETTER BACK IN THE DAY at Dave Barry's Blog
WHEN OLDER PEOPLE DECLARE THAT MUSIC WAS BETTER BACK IN THE DAY
...they are not being entirely accurate. (Thanks to Chuck Cody)
Judi, I didn't know you were in to Firefly/Serenity. Thank you for the vid, I never stay up that late.
Commented Nov 3, 2009 on WHAT TIME IS IT? at Dave Barry's Blog
WHAT TIME IS IT?
No, not Howdy Doody time. It's time for another picture of Craig-in-a-kilt. And just so Dave and Ridley know it can be done: The occasional guest on Craig's show has been known to wear a kilt. (Sorry for the quality of the video; desperate times call for desperate measures.)
Advice taken, I am not opening it at work, I might not even open it at home tonight.
Commented Oct 21, 2009 on WE GOTTA GET A DIFFERENT JOB at Dave Barry's Blog
WE GOTTA GET A DIFFERENT JOB
This never happens at the Herald. (Thanks to billinbossier)
I don't think Jet Blue will allow me to bring a picnic table on the flight, But I did print directions to get there. i want to paint the saints on the back of the cooters.
Commented Oct 21, 2009 on CITRUS COUNTY at Dave Barry's Blog
CITRUS COUNTY
It's cooterrific! Key Inducement: The excitement will begin Friday evening in downtown Inverness with two live bands, the Mighty Mongos and Lucky Penny, as well as the Miss Cooter pageant. Admission is free, and attendees are advised to bring a picnic table and be ready to dance. On the table?...
Ick, looks like the guy from my bus that won't shut up.
Commented Oct 20, 2009 on AS IS HIS CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT at Dave Barry's Blog
AS IS HIS CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT
Man Arrested, Claims To Be Meat Loaf (Thanks to queensbee)
Richard beat me to it. Bill Amend should get credit for it.
Commented Oct 20, 2009 on SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE at Dave Barry's Blog
SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE
Crime-Fighting Leech (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Guin)
He has to be online for them to help, Sounds like every call I have ever made to Verizon DSL Tech Support.
Commented Oct 19, 2009 on CUSTOMER SERVICE at Dave Barry's Blog
CUSTOMER SERVICE
Or else. (Thanks to Horace LaBadie)
Lady Heather she isn't.
Commented Oct 19, 2009 on SEND HER TO WASHINGTON at Dave Barry's Blog
SEND HER TO WASHINGTON
A traveling dominatrix. (Thanks to Ralph)
Scary Punkin, that is what my wife said? Great minds...
Commented Oct 19, 2009 on KANYE WEST INTERRUPTED THE AUCTION TO PROCLAIM THAT BEYONCE'S HAIR IS BETTER at Dave Barry's Blog
KANYE WEST INTERRUPTED THE AUCTION TO PROCLAIM THAT BEYONCE'S HAIR IS BETTER
A clump of what is purported to be Elvis's hair sold for $15,000. (Thanks to Brian Duval)
Good thing he didn't ask for a moist towelette.
Commented Oct 19, 2009 on WHEN KEBAB SAUCE IS OUTLAWED, ONLY KEBAB SALESMEN WILL HAVE KEBAB SAUCE at Dave Barry's Blog
WHEN KEBAB SAUCE IS OUTLAWED, ONLY KEBAB SALESMEN WILL HAVE KEBAB SAUCE
BERLIN (Reuters) – German police are investigating a chilli sauce to determine whether it was so spicy that it was capable of causing grievous bodily harm when used in an attack. Police took a sample of the sauce from a kebab stand in Bremen's central train station after a kebab salesman threw i...
I had a feeling that this was DaveBlog worthy.
Commented Oct 16, 2009 on STAY CLASSY, AUSTRALIAN HORSE-RACING OFFICIALS at Dave Barry's Blog
STAY CLASSY, AUSTRALIAN HORSE-RACING OFFICIALS
(Thanks to RussellMc and Juggler of Geese)
I will have to avoid that area next week when we are on vacation.
Commented Oct 13, 2009 on ATTENTION, TOURISTS at Dave Barry's Blog
ATTENTION, TOURISTS
Florida is ready for you now. (Thanks to Sally)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib8nH4kHjxk
Just in case someone wants to watch it
Commented Oct 9, 2009 on THE WORST PART IS, IT WAS LIGHT BEER at Dave Barry's Blog
THE WORST PART IS, IT WAS LIGHT BEER
A Charleston man was accused of putting beer into an infant's bottle while baby-sitting the child. (Thanks to jon harris)
Anne didn't use the flash so her photos are badly out of focus, but I sent them to Judi anyway. We looked for you guin, so Anne could get a photo of all three of us, but you were gone.
Commented Oct 8, 2009 on STRUMPETING at Dave Barry's Blog
STRUMPETING
Book tour strumpeting will start very soon, but the people of Boston, Charlotte, and Toronto get a special pre-tour strumpdate: The Blog is participating in the Steve Martin and the Steep Canyon Rangers album release tour in your fair cities. See www.davebarry.com/events.html for details.
Clark, why do you need to book a flight?
Commented Oct 8, 2009 on SPORTS UPDATE at Dave Barry's Blog
SPORTS UPDATE
The New Zealand Olympic Committee has threatened to sue a local taekwondo athlete who plans to finance his 2012 London Games bid with the proceeds from a brothel. (Thanks to nursecindy)
Here in Dorchester MA, there is a statue of a Pear that was cultivated locally, I see no problem with an Ant statue, unless it is that idiot from "Last Comic Standing".
Commented Oct 8, 2009 on WE'RE PACKING OUR BAGS at Dave Barry's Blog
WE'RE PACKING OUR BAGS
An Australian town is going to try to lure statues tourists by erecting a giant statue of a meat ant. (Thanks to Janice Gelb)
as long as he uses a "Pro", and isn't one, What is the problem?
Commented Oct 8, 2009 on SPORTS UPDATE at Dave Barry's Blog
SPORTS UPDATE
The New Zealand Olympic Committee has threatened to sue a local taekwondo athlete who plans to finance his 2012 London Games bid with the proceeds from a brothel. (Thanks to nursecindy)
Sorry, didn't mean to imply drunkeness, I on the other hand had one too many Maitai and then the sake.
Commented Oct 8, 2009 on STRUMPETING at Dave Barry's Blog
STRUMPETING
Book tour strumpeting will start very soon, but the people of Boston, Charlotte, and Toronto get a special pre-tour strumpdate: The Blog is participating in the Steve Martin and the Steep Canyon Rangers album release tour in your fair cities. See www.davebarry.com/events.html for details.
Show was great, both Dave and Steve at the beginning and the band with Steve was awesome. I enjoyed having dinner with Punkin, her hubby, her brother and friend, as well as Guin, but I feel bad, we were sitting next to her at the bar and didn't know it. Pic's will be emailed to Judi in minutes.
Commented Oct 8, 2009 on STRUMPETING at Dave Barry's Blog
STRUMPETING
Book tour strumpeting will start very soon, but the people of Boston, Charlotte, and Toronto get a special pre-tour strumpdate: The Blog is participating in the Steve Martin and the Steep Canyon Rangers album release tour in your fair cities. See www.davebarry.com/events.html for details.
I would be jazzed if Dave showed up at dinner, If Steve was there, I would pass out.
Commented Oct 7, 2009 on STRUMPETING at Dave Barry's Blog
STRUMPETING
Book tour strumpeting will start very soon, but the people of Boston, Charlotte, and Toronto get a special pre-tour strumpdate: The Blog is participating in the Steve Martin and the Steep Canyon Rangers album release tour in your fair cities. See www.davebarry.com/events.html for details.
I threatened lawsuit the last time I was sprayed, told the woman that I too was allergic. I would have done better if i threatened to go to the papers.
Commented Oct 7, 2009 on FRIENDLY ADVICE TO PEOPLE WHO WEAR PERFUME AND COLOGNE at Dave Barry's Blog
FRIENDLY ADVICE TO PEOPLE WHO WEAR PERFUME AND COLOGNE
If people get in an elevator and exclaim "OH!" and then back away from you, you've used too much. If the scent of you lingers in the hallway of a major corporation long after you've passed by, it's too much. If you're at the gym, and people working out on the exercise bike near you start holding...
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