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My hearty apologies Hernia, as I meant to kick one of your douchebag neighbours not you. Obviously you did NOT peak in high school so I apologise for this clear miss of course. Please have a douchebag neighbour speak up on here if they have a problem with this post. At least they'll own up to their lame-ass reliving of their glorious '80s high school past!
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Who enjoys watching this shit anyway? Other than homers and bojacks?
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Cocaine's a hell of a drug!
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That post was probably sponsored by people who peaked in high school in the 1980s. If you now are married together or even divorced, fuck you both too and she's probably just another yapping ninnie for that matter. One could say that these losers could go to hell and fuck themselves, but one can't. As they peaked in the 1980s and perhaps had a hangover into the 1990s just past the grunge era, these folks are already living in hell and probably fighting foreclosure now too. Spare the kids in this of course, but otherwise you phoney fucks in any given uppity suburb all over North America hit the Wal-Mart again this weekend and stay in hell right where you are! Let us go in peace now. Amen.
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Yet another dude seriously beyond ripe for an ass-kicking
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By that statement you are implying that people are not of freewill to either defy or obey God as they view God or see fit and bear the consequences in any case. So do you manage to kick your own ass without God? Great! Whether you do so or not means nothing as far as God's existence or not. The apparent contradiction in your statement is that people who believe in God have no freewill as perhaps you exhibit, in which case you have elevated yourself to some sort of godly status to basically contradict your own statement. If you are merely agnostic rather than another devout vehemently evangelistic atheist never mind your statement would make more sense.
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Hernia's just jealous because the Knicks don't have the best player and won't have him even should they manage to get Lebron. Join Shaq in "congratulating" Kobe and eat ass for this one! LOL
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Eat it jealous Hernia especially if Lebron's not going to New Yawk ha ha! TWO IN A ROW! :D So instead of your posts consistently deriding the Lakers probably only because your New Yawk team sucks and you just hate LA like most New Yawkers and East Coasters, why not just congratulate the Lakers for the improbable according to all but the Laker fans? Certainly the Lakers won definitely against the wishes of almost the entirety of the New York-based US media establishment circle jerks and NBC for that matter (yeah unbiased coverage with TWO New Yawkers still on too, right), and Kobe even had some of them kissing his ass at the press conference including the douches who tried to insert the has-been inoperational Shaq-Diesel element. How many blocks do all those arrogant media folks live from you if you live in Manhattan anyway Hernia? Do you see them at Whole Foods or other trendy upscale supermarket or restaurant or bar? Please pass them on a righteous number one sign, I don't care whether profane or not, and tell them Paolo sent his best wishes to them and that the Lakers are always the champs many more times than the Knicks too. :D Then go back to any chattering about Willis Reed or whatever.
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Does this mean he can play also in the WNBA?
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Not true Enduro, for you forgot the marching cadence from one of the best 1980s movies "Heartbreak Ridge." :D YouTube it (banned at work).
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Hernia are you hearing him out? More of those in your posts please? Ratings fundamentals ratings fundamentals! :)
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Another great draft bust to be groomed here irrespective of leaving school too early anyway. It is funny that the entire Kentucky starting lineup is gone too. That should tell us enough about the declining quality of now globally third class college basketball as remains the frenetic obsession of too many folks in the Northeast and in states like Indiana, Kentucky, and Kansas. Yet another reason besides the poker and the NBA hype not to watch ESPN in the late fall and winter too.
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Subliminal translation for the Hernia and most other New Yorkers not on Wall Street not to mention most Democrats whether Hernia is or not: "Barack Obama. (sigh, looking at sky, a tear, almost crying) Oh I have such chagrin though I can't show it to others for sake of great shame in believing once in such a pretender [present company as well until June 2008 but predicting his election correctly in April 2008 and winning a Vegas bet on it]. If only Hillary Clinton, then we'd have Bill really helping behind the scenes! 2012? Oh woe is our country. Now those Republicans are beating up Obama too much because really he's not that bad. [cough,cough]. He's so smooove and likeable we want him to succeed though clearly deep down my friends and I don't think he's really competent. We want our partisan pride now over admitting publicly Obama is The Great Pretender and The Great American Mistake whose only advantage over George W. Bush is that he is at least far more articulate. Okay excuse me whilst I go evacuate my clogged pores and bowels."
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LAKERS AGAIN! EAT SWAMP ASS AGAIN you Celtics and Knicks fans! You too you fake "king" James and most of all the blown Shaq Diesel and all your douchebag lemmings in Ohio especially! :)
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Breaking buttstank/swampass news -- England busted! Note this cover story blaming "sewage," but we know in truth they are all full of excuses and short on fundamentals due to some serious BRITISH BUTTSTANK as well: http://www.sportingnews.com/blog/the_sporting_blog/entry/view/68916/sewage_leak_stains_englands_uniforms_(yes,_this_actually_happened) Beckham to start his own line of Manpons?
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BUTTSTANK! Wow already making a run at next year's Hernia Bracket too! They'll be tough guys just you wait -- watch out Dicks In Accounting! Someone get that man a six-month supply of Man-pons!
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+1 Orion +5 Hernia LOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6NkJzYAyN4 (Exhibit A) Consider however that more than likely this look is Oden's manifestation of his Lebron envy, for clearly he's impersonating one of the Lebrons as demonstrated clearly in this classic clip that we'll call Exhibit A. Notice Oden's choice of mate though trying hard to disguise his envy with the beard. Examine Exhibit A for yourselves. Talk about smooove, and even a cameo for Sir Charles go figure. I move for conviction of Oden for his envy even though no way has Oden ever been smooove like that.
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Also perhaps many like me noticed that blonde hiding behind the glasses going for the trendy "young dyed Sarah Palin" look, so perhaps you ought use your energies to find out who she is instead? Glasses on or off I don't care, but the heels ought always stay on of course. Check out Fat Albert on the right with the uncouth stare and no chance at game.
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Let me help you out Hernia, as from earlier this morning apparently we have learned as well that this Igawa fan is friends with this douchebag: http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/archives/2009/11/congratulations.php Of course given that said douchebag could be any one of about 100,000 Yankee fans, good luck finding him to figure this out. :D So now please forge ahead with your mission and good luck, but don't resort please to being neurotic and constipated shit-faced like George Costanza just like most of your fellow Yankee fans.
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Yes the rebellious spirit is key here though he does overdo it with the tongue action as that is not a local porn set. And let's face it he could use the Kurt Rambis glasses to go with that necklace and certainly could get a better hairstyle in LA, but Hernia you have to give him credit for a better power ring than even Lebron's remember? Considering your local constipated douchebag alternative in New York, and the similarly plugged-up Boston wannabes not far away either, this Rambis' wannabe lags behind considerably in the douchebag game and he is outnumbered at least 10 to 1 in New York for that matter: http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/archives/2009/11/congratulations.php
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1) Slow down babe and read the post above again. 2) Slow down and read my post in response. 3) Rhetorical question: Is there some law in Ohio of which I should be aware that mandates you must behave like a fuckin' bojack douchebag loser? Wow is it a toss-up whether I meet more dumbasses from that state or PA or KY or NJ. Go fuck yourselves all the same LOL! Go Lakers!
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Suck it you bitter Knicks fan GO LAKERS LOL! And Hernia you are not getting Lebron either so suck on that too and keep chanting that "Willis Reed" stuff and whatever. If it weren't for the Lakers the NBA would suck high hard ass entirely, as with that asshole Stern they have to resort to ref's cheating and calling games inconsistently to prolong the other dull conference finals. It was a serious joke when Doc Rivers had to resort state that the game was "surreal" just to avoid getting fined of course. Game 5 of the ECF was a total joke with its sudden very tight officiating. Lebron was not playing I guess, and most folks have caught on to this charade post Donaghey that ultimately leads to asshat Stern who needs to go for good much like Selig and Bettman. Why are those douches still around too? The TV ratings are down for most games but some of the Laker games and they don't lie either, and who knows how long it will take for ESPN to shake up its awful coverage for good instead of just tweaking it much less get their arrogant heads out of their asses since they started their current contract in 2003 or so. For the few of you watching tonight, please enjoy Game 6 of the ECF tonight as called again by three solid or alright guys off the play-by-play, but lining up like three turds any time I see them any more. And then we get to hear from awful Stuart Scott and Washingtonian asshat Wilbon screwing up the panel after the games too.
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Solid stuff but you really messed up on one item for which I have to call a major violation Hernia. :( A Rasputin reference would have been good too. :D Much like any real Southerner for sake of grits that are not instant, any one in Philly for sake of philly steak, any Texan for real BBQ or chili, and any Italian for real Italian food or food in general and never a packaged dinner, no real Russian would drink POTATO vodka. The Russian stuff is grain-based, and the potato stuff from other countries usually for them and for too many Americans and others who don't know fine vodka anyway like a whole lot of other Russian fakes like Smirnoff. Now go apologise to him with a bottle of Stoli Elite or even better a smuggled actual Russian one through one of your Manhattan connections up there: http://www.russianvodka.com/russian_vodkas.htm
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Hey Enduro c'mon now it's not his fault that Hernandez fell asleep and also forgot to get him the "Just For Men" treatment. Give him a break and just get him another Icy Hot patch in the meantime. And get him his Comcast remote control too he can't get up without great pain. And at least Shaq is not a regular public booger-flicker like Lebron because no doubt his would be some massive nasal nuggets, but the jury is out on also his rumoured fart launcher given that he does not have the power ring like Lebron as Hernia found out last week.
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Ah okay Hernia, well agree to disagree: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqLnPF3sF14&feature=related I will be lurking to call out any New Yorker on this matter the next time some Yankee or Met or other New York athlete is not smashed in your media for looking far far worse. Kobe's looking slick and you all are just jealous you haven't had a real basketball star in New York since Ewing. Otherwise great Mark "Treeman" Eaton reference! http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/buzzerbeater/mark-eaton.jpg http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080418/trees/Lord-of-The-Rings-Tree_l.jpg Eaton is a motivational speaker nowadays I have learned, so I think you are on to something as with those pits he ought be in those Old Spice commercials instead of that annoying loudmouth Mr. T Badass Shaven look-alike. Eaton could really help so many dudes out with their various pits of hell. Get a hold of him and have a full report ready for me in my inbox by 0600 Monday morning.
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