Interests: i'm a jill of all trades...master of a couple. anything funny always interests me. some of my other at the moment interests include poodle mohawk dog grooming, nonprofessional rock hard bagel baking, do it yourself cosmetic surgery, planting lettuce gardens for all the wild varmits, hammering silver instead of my fingers, decorating emergencies, happy accidents except in my pants, buying exercise equipment from infomercials when i can't sleep, looking in the frig for something to eat, missing exercise class, giving unsolicited advice because after all....i do know it all, faux finishing every surface in sight and then starting over, and trying to remember that ultimately i do have to pay for all that ebay stuff. and if you're wondering....yes, my little dog, chloe, only has one eye.