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Fester LIVE Udon Thani
Udon Thani Thailand
Man on the move with humor '
Interests: Hi Readers! My name is Carl Doherty, many others know me as Uncle Fester, I am not sure how that nick name came about but now I seem to be stuck with it! I am aged 45 from Lancashire in the UK, I have been travelling all over Thailand for the past 21 years and had many memorable experiences, My hobbies and interests are Manchester United, watching Manchester United on TV, talking about Manchester United at the bar, drinking , womanizing and womanizing, in-between all that excitement, I love taking an interest in Thailand's fascinating people, culture, language and of course the beautiful scenery. I hope you enjoy my blog and find it both filled with useful information and with a hint of humor added occasionally. Please feel free to contact me with any type of article that you think might be suitable for our wide range or readers and I will certainly consider if for publication. If you have a Thailand based business advertising is also free! Many thanks again for all your support! Cheers for now! Uncle Fester festerlive@aol.com
Recent Activity
Two Russian men were assaulted after they realized they had taken two men back to their rooms for some late night fun, instead of two women. Mr. Nikita Varenenkov aged 22 and Mr. Mickail Samokni aged 23 reported the incident at Pattaya Police Station and was accompanied by two transsexuals... Continue reading
Posted Jan 10, 2012 at Fester LIVE Udon Thani
By Bronnie Ware: For many years I worked in palliative care. My patients were those who had gone home to die. Some incredibly special times were shared. I was with them for the last three to twelve weeks of their lives. People grow a lot when they are faced with... Continue reading
Posted Jan 3, 2012 at Fester LIVE Udon Thani
A FURIOUS woman is suing her ex-boyfriend after he tattooed a steaming poo on her back. Rossie Brovent wants £60,000 in damages from Ryan Fitzjerald. Rossie, from Dayton, Ohio, US, wanted a scene from the Narnia trilogy inked on her back. Instead she was left with a pile of excrement... Continue reading
Posted Nov 30, 2011 at Fester LIVE Udon Thani
Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny . If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich . Number 7 Give a person a... Continue reading
Posted Nov 30, 2011 at Fester LIVE Udon Thani
Unbelievable!! Woman Jumps Off The 7th Floor Hotel Balcony! A 22-year-old Pattaya woman jumped off from the 7th floor of a luxury boutique hotel after a quarrel with UK boy friend who said "I didn't do it". The police is still suspicious. The boy friend is being investigated and the... Continue reading
Posted Nov 28, 2011 at Fester LIVE Udon Thani
BANGKOK: -- Thai Airways International. Ltd. (PLC), THAI, have cancelled more than 500 flights on various international and domestic routes due to in and outbound tourists are changing their holiday plans in aftermath of the flooding in Thailand, according to the newspaper Krungthep Turakij. The airline will also use smaller... Continue reading
Posted Nov 17, 2011 at Fester LIVE Udon Thani
PHUKET: -- The Phuket Primary Education Area Office has relaxed the requirements for foreigners to be hired as English-language teachers at government schools in Phuket. The move is aimed at combating a critical staff shortage, explained Office Director Jian Thongnoon. “We need about 100 English teachers, but right now we... Continue reading
Posted Nov 14, 2011 at Fester LIVE Udon Thani
Nov. 11 (Bloomberg) -- Bangkok officials began paying residents to clear trash after doctors reported more cases of a potentially lethal rat-linked disease in flood-stricken areas. The municipal government said it will pay 300 baht ($9.70) a day starting yesterday for 60 days to remove garbage in a city that... Continue reading
Posted Nov 10, 2011 at Fester LIVE Udon Thani
BANGKOK: -- – After a month of devastating floods, Thailand faces the prospect of a dry spell it could do without. From Bangkok to Phuket, bars and supermarkets are starting to report shortages of beer - such as local favourite Singha - as distributors struggle to get their product out.... Continue reading
Posted Nov 8, 2011 at Fester LIVE Udon Thani
A husband has been found guilty of murder for strangling his Thai wife after she smashed up his collection of Star Wars toys. Rickie La Touche, 30, claimed that Pornpilai Srisroy, 28, damaged the Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker memorabilia that he had built up since he was child. During... Continue reading
Posted Nov 3, 2011 at Fester LIVE Udon Thani
Another terror from the floods emerged yesterday - the public was warned that 15 green mamba snakes had escaped from a flooded building in Nonthaburi's Pak Kret district on Tuesday night. Officials say the highly venomous snakes include two adults - 2 metres long - and 13 one-metre-long young ones.... Continue reading
Posted Nov 2, 2011 at Fester LIVE Udon Thani
A young Englishwoman was thrown into a squalid Thai jail cell and threatened with deportation, just because a page was missing from her passport. Francesca Salt, from Chesterfield, Derbyshire, was held for 30 hours in an immigration detention centre, where she was forced to bribe guards for food. 'It was... Continue reading
Posted Oct 27, 2011 at Fester LIVE Udon Thani
BANGKOK, Oct 26 - Bangkok governor Sukhumbhand Paribatra on Wednesday warned city dwellers in all 50 districts to brace for flooding as a significant portion of the backed up floodwater from the North is arriving the capital tonight. The governor made the announcement as he inspected the water level in... Continue reading
Posted Oct 26, 2011 at Fester LIVE Udon Thani
Nok Air cancels its service from today until 1 Nov BANGKOK, 25 October 2011 (NNT) - Nok Air budget airline has cancelled all flight schedules from 12.00hrs today until 1 November due to floods. Mr Pathee Sarasin, Nok Air's chief executive officer, stated that Nok Air needs to stop its... Continue reading
Posted Oct 25, 2011 at Fester LIVE Udon Thani
SATUN: A Muslim man's marriage to a 16-year-old ladyboy has collapsed after drawing a storm of criticism from the local community, who claimed the wedding was against the principles of Islam. Leaflets were even circulated in the family's village in Paera subdstrict in Satun claiming the “sacrilegious” binding of lovers... Continue reading
Posted Oct 17, 2011 at Fester LIVE Udon Thani
PHUKET: An Italian student of muay Thai learned the hard way last night that it's unwise to mix beer and martial arts, ending up with 15 stitches to the eyebrow and a blow to his pride. According to a report in Siangtai Daily this morning, a group of three “bald... Continue reading
Posted Oct 17, 2011 at Fester LIVE Udon Thani
BANGKOK, October 16, 2011 (AFP) - The ancient Thai city of Ayutthaya, which has seen its temple engulfed in the kingdom's flood crisis, has discovered a new menace lurking in the floodwaters -- crocodiles. Around 100 reptiles are thought to be on the loose after escaping from farms in the... Continue reading
Posted Oct 16, 2011 at Fester LIVE Udon Thani
Military leaders were forming a consensus yesterday to ask the prime minister to declare a state of emergency in order to increase the efficiency of efforts to protect the capital from flooding, a source said. The move came after angry residents, particularly in Pathum Thani, which is immediately upriver from... Continue reading
Posted Oct 14, 2011 at Fester LIVE Udon Thani
As of press time yesterday, 627 communities had been flooded in Bangkok, with water levels as high as 70 centimetres in some spots. These flood-hit areas are in 20 of Bangkok's 50 districts. The worst-hit spots are in Klong Sam Wa district in the east of Bangkok, where flood levels... Continue reading
Posted Oct 14, 2011 at Fester LIVE Udon Thani
The young woman in Ben Tre Province who seemed to age overnight due to a suspected allergy has mastocytosis, the head of dermatology at the Ho Chi Minh City University medical center said after checking her Tuesday. Mastocytosis is a disorder caused by the presence of too many mast cells... Continue reading
Posted Oct 6, 2011 at Fester LIVE Udon Thani
Former chief executive and co-founder of US technology giant Apple Steve Jobs has died, the company says. He was 56. "Steve's brilliance, passion and energy were the source of countless innovations that enrich and improve all of our lives. The world is immeasurably better because of Steve," Apple said. Jobs... Continue reading
Posted Oct 5, 2011 at Fester LIVE Udon Thani
BANGKOK, October 5, 2011 (AFP) - Thailand scrambled Wednesday to airlift condoms and other emergency health supplies to victims of its worst floods in decades to prevent a feared surge in unplanned pregnancies. Five helicopters began transporting medicine and other provisions from the Public Health Ministry in Bangkok to seven... Continue reading
Posted Oct 5, 2011 at Fester LIVE Udon Thani
Facebook appears to have saved the life of a Thai Woman who posted on there that she intended to end her life. A friend spotted the message on the social networking site and immediately alerted the Police to attend the woman’s apartment located in Soi 18 off the Naklua Road.... Continue reading
Posted Oct 4, 2011 at Fester LIVE Udon Thani
A French tourist sustained facial injuries during an assault and robbery which took place in the early hours of Monday on Pattaya Beach. Mr. Phillip aged 58 reported the crime to Pattaya Police Station and explained he was on his way to his Hotel and admitted to being in a... Continue reading
Posted Oct 3, 2011 at Fester LIVE Udon Thani
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2nd October 2011, with flooding all over Thailand, here is me trying to rescue my bike outside The Book House & Coffee Shop on Nong Sim Lake Udon Thani' Continue reading
Posted Oct 2, 2011 at Fester LIVE Udon Thani