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Anthony Madrid
Chicago
Anthony Madrid is the author of *I Am Your Slave Now Do What I Say* (Canarium Books, 2012).
Interests: Marlowe, Rochester, Swift.
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"Happy 41, Suzanne Buffam!" [by Anthony Madrid via Facebook]
SUZANNE BUFFAM (6/12) ♪ BUFF the magic dragon ♫ ♪ Lived by the sea ♫ ♪ And frolicked in the autumn mist ♫ ♪ In a land called Hannah Lee ♫ ♪ Little Chicu Paper ♫ ♪ Loved that rascal... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at The Best American Poetry
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“Happy 44, Timothy Donnelly!” [by Anthony Madrid via Facebook]
TIMOTHY DONNELLY (6/3) Rookilly knightelly basically pawnelly Happily birthelly, Timothy Donnelly Comedy sympathy mowing the lawnelly Happily birthelly, Timothy Donnelly Going and gone-illy, all the night longingly Happily birthelly, Timothy Donnelly JOHNNY ANOMALY turning me on-illy Happily birthelly, Timothy Donnelly... Continue reading
Posted Jun 2, 2013 at The Best American Poetry
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"Happy 60, Lee Upton!" [by Anthony Madrid via Facebook]
LEE UPTON (6/2) Hasenpfeffer! Kitchy kitchy coo. Gretchen’s in the kitchen Throwing pepper in da stew. Puppets in the plaza And rabbits in the zoo Singing Hasenpfeffer! A kitchy kitchy coo. ○ Hupton, Pupton! Ya nip it in the bud.... Continue reading
Posted Jun 1, 2013 at The Best American Poetry
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“Happy 48, Eleni Sikelianos!” [by Anthony Madrid via Facebook]
ELENI SIKELIANOS (5/31) You have to come essplainy ’cuz dey nebber unnerston os. With a very happy birthday to Eleni Sikelianos. The Lower Forty-eight complain They canno grow bananos. With a very happy birthday to Eleni Sikelianos. Zoologist, he plainly... Continue reading
Posted May 30, 2013 at The Best American Poetry
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"Happy 74, Frank Bidart!" [by Anthony Madrid via Facebook]
FRANK BIDART (5/27) Ass b-b-b-backwards And horse b’fore b’cart. With a very happy birthday to The poet Frank Bidart. B’Jesus! Seventy-four. B’doing my b’part To wish a happy birthday to The poet Frank Bidart. B’cup, b’cup, b’gallon. B’liter and b’quart.... Continue reading
Posted May 26, 2013 at The Best American Poetry
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"Happy 41, Andrew Zawacki!" [by Anthony Madrid via Facebook]
ANDREW ZAWACKI (5/22) Zawacki babe, khaki babe RAH RAH RAH The baby gotta incubate And HA HA HA With a Chickasaw, Chickasaw Chapanese sword Ya got a chicken with a Choctaw Writin’ on the board With a Ballyhoo, Ballyhoo Babblin’... Continue reading
Posted May 21, 2013 at The Best American Poetry
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"Happy 325, Alexander Pope!" (5/21/1688) [by Anthony Madrid via Facebook] [corrected by Chris Crawford]
ALEXANDER POPE (5/21) She’s weepin’ inurr Poarridge, Creyin’ inurr SOUP:
An’ naebody’s there
To wape urr Tairs,
Etsept for Alikzandurr POOP.
She’s bocked intae a Cairner;
She’s come to the Aynd o’ urr ROOP:
An’ hü should be the... Continue reading
Posted May 20, 2013 at The Best American Poetry
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"Happy 45, Christine Hume!" [by Anthony Madrid via Facebook]
CHRISTINE HUME (5/21) Christine Hume To the crack of doom She’ll lower the boom On her birthday The fruit of the loom Cannot help but consume · KING TUT in his tomb On her birthday We must never presume To... Continue reading
Posted May 20, 2013 at The Best American Poetry
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"Happy Birthday, D.A. Powell!" [by Anthony Madrid via Facebook]
D.A. POWELL (5/16) Doug Doug Doug And we’re bouncing off the walls— SHIFTYNIFTY turnin’ fifty In his overalls He’s in his overalls! He’s in his overalls!! Shiftynifty turnin’ fifty In his overalls ☎ D to P and middle vowel —Mystery... Continue reading
Posted May 15, 2013 at The Best American Poetry
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"Happy Birthday, Monica Lita Storss!" [by Anthony Madrid, via Facebook]
MONICA LITA STORSS (5/13) Macintosh and Fuji. I don’t wann-ika eat the cores. This birthday poem is written to Monica Lita Storss. Who is the fairest for whom The roaring harmonica roars? This birthday poem is written to Monica Lita... Continue reading
Posted May 12, 2013 at The Best American Poetry
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"Happy Birthday, Geoffrey G. O’Brien!" [by Anthony Madrid via Facebook]
GEOFFREY G. O’BRIEN (5/10) Geoffrey G lobotomized me —O’Brien is making the rounds— it’s just like a C or a jamboree —the pizza, the pizza, the pounds— His Pegassus grimaces now leave the premises —particle, particle, noun— His medical nemesis... Continue reading
Posted May 10, 2013 at The Best American Poetry
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"Happy Birthday, Vanessa Place!" [by Anthony Madrid, via Facebook]
VANESSA PLACE (5/10) The gods who mortal beauty chase Happy birthday, Vanessa Place Are vanishing without a trace Happy birthday, Vanessa Place ☎ The world is all that is the case Happy birthday, Vanessa Place With Reddi Wip and can... Continue reading
Posted May 9, 2013 at The Best American Poetry
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Happy Birthday, Srikanth Reddy! [by Anthony Madrid via Facebook]
SRIKANTH REDDY (5/1) Chicu-chicu cheek-cheek Ready on the set Relegate the television To the bassinette Marmoset and marmalade Are martyrin’ the dude Oh, how we gonna execute Without exactitude Boutonnière, boutonnière, Buddha bourguignon And Chicu-chicu cheek-cheek Rushin’ at the sun... Continue reading
Posted Apr 30, 2013 at The Best American Poetry
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Happy Birthday, Patricia Lockwood [by Anthony Madrid via Facebook]
TRICIA LOCKWOOD (4/27) PATRICIA LOCKWOOD KNOCK ON WOOD A PIÑA COLADA IS NOT ALWAYS GOOD A PENIS COLOSTOMY PRETTY IN PINK AND JUDAS ISCARIOT RINSING THE SINK JUDAS ISCARIOT SCARED OF THE MOON PETITION PATRICIA TO LOWER THE BOOM PATRICIAN... Continue reading
Posted Apr 26, 2013 at The Best American Poetry
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Post Wherein I Propose the Annexation of Canada by the United States by Means of Daoism [by Anthony Madrid]
All right, let’s all try and remain calm. I’m not going to go up the front steps and walk through the front door, here. I’ma go around back and come in through the kitchen window. So I need you all... Continue reading
Posted Apr 24, 2013 at The Best American Poetry
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Happy Birthday, Cathy Wagner! [by Anthony Madrid, via Facebook]
CATHY WAGNER (4/21) Wagner! Wagner! RAH RAH RAH We got it in the bagner And HA HA HA With a vagabond, vagabond, Evacuate the vowel, they Validate, debilitate And fascinate the owl With a FIRE DRILL, FIRE DRILL Freakin’ out... Continue reading
Posted Apr 20, 2013 at The Best American Poetry
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EDWARD LEAR NOTEBOOK (with special reference to the limericks) :: [by Anthony Madrid]
1. A word on the phrase “nonsense poetry.” I am uneasy about it. I know the term nonsense was Lear’s own preferred expression for his la-la, but I think the designation has outlived its goodness. I don’t actually know whatall... Continue reading
Posted Oct 2, 2012 at The Best American Poetry
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INNUENDI :: 4 :: [by Anthony Madrid]
1. The planet Jupiter. Really big, right? Lotta moons. They don’t even know how many. How big does a thing have to be to be a moon. I don’t know. Not that big. You ever seen the photos of Mars’s... Continue reading
Posted May 18, 2012 at The Best American Poetry
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FRIDAY EDITION (b) :: INNUENDI :: 3 [by Anthony Madrid]
1. Did you know that Emily Dickinson once wrote a poem about being frightened out of a toilet by a spider? And that, in that same poem, she figures the spider as having stolen from her “the marrow of the... Continue reading
Posted May 18, 2012 at The Best American Poetry
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59 BITS FROM TANYA LARKIN’S *MY SCARLET WAYS* [selected by Anthony Madrid]
(Larkin, Tanya. My Scarlet Ways. Saturnalia Books, 2012. ISBN: 978-0-9833686-3-2. $14.) ❖ a proletariat anthem that sweetens wells cranks swings and lands kids on their feet. ❖ I will faint and resurrect like a circus tent at dawn first in... Continue reading
Posted May 17, 2012 at The Best American Poetry
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Bad lines:
The fancy cannot cheat so well
As she is famed to do, deceiving elf.
Here's the context:
Forlorn! the very word is like a bell
To toll me back from thee to my sole self!
Adieu! The fancy cannot cheat so well
As she is famed to do, deceiving elf.
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Or, from the same poem:
Still wouldst thou sing, and I have ears in vain—
To thy high requiem become a sod.
Here's the context:
Now more than ever seems it rich to die,
To cease upon the midnight with no pain,
While thou art pouring forth thy soul abroad
In such an ecstasy.
Still wouldst thou sing, and I have ears in vain—
To thy high requiem become a sod.
From the Archive: When Bad Lines Happen to Good Poems (by Laurence Goldstein)
(Ed note: Anthony Madrid posts thus far are pretty terrific, yes? I kow you agree so to show your appreciation you should buy his book. His post about translation got me free associating until I arrived at this post by Laurence Goldstein from a few years ago. Not exactly on point but timely n...
ONE LITTLE IDEA ABOUT TRANSLATION [by Anthony Madrid]
YEARS AGO, I was tutoring a twelve- or thirteen-year-old girl named Ryann. Ideal kid. Wide-awake, responsive, ready for anything. She had an assignment to write a poem for school, so I was gonna show her how to write poetry. I... Continue reading
Posted May 16, 2012 at The Best American Poetry
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But see, I still think you're resisting the spirit of the thing! You're wanting sex to be The Thing, primary. If he falls on the grass, it's really sex. But Marvell's whole deal is about turning that worldview upside down. Sex is off yonder and it's no damn good. Right here where it's green you get all the sensual delight (and even play!) you could possibly ask for. Part of his point is that not all amorous delight has to come out as sex.
For sure you know Žižek's joke about how somebody was telling him that if he (Žižek) didn't want to share his Chinese food at a restaurant, that was because he didn't want to share his lover's body with other people. Žižek wanted to know why it cdn't be understood the other way on: He doesn't wanna share the lover's body because he doesn't wanna share the Chinese food.
Same kinda reversal going on in Marvell. *You would think* the garden is just a consolation prize, but it is The Thing. Sex is the pale substitute.
(Wait, is this one of those deals where we're both saying the same thing, and I'm just being dense?)
NOTEBOOK: INNUENDI (by Anthony Madrid)
1. I have this idea for a new kind of review. Call it a “gallery” review. Just a long list of quotations, individual lines mostly. Maybe a few two-fers and three-fers. At any rate: the best lines from the book, cherry-picked and re-typed by the reviewer. No commentary at all. I’m prompted to thi...
Hmm. I feel like it's misleading to say Marvell wants to fuck the stuff! I mean, *kinda*. But isn't it more like he's saying the peach and the melons and the grass are actually *better* than sex? His whole drift is "What do we need sex for when we have nature?" How paltry kisses are, compared to that peach, etc.
Pan and Apollo, too. They don't wanna screw. They want reeds and leaves. ’Cuz reeds and leaves are nice! They trip you up? No matter, they catch you softly. No rape here. Rape is what happens over there in Ickyland where you have to deal with real women.
Anyway, such is my reading of this upside-down poem.
NOTEBOOK: INNUENDI (by Anthony Madrid)
1. I have this idea for a new kind of review. Call it a “gallery” review. Just a long list of quotations, individual lines mostly. Maybe a few two-fers and three-fers. At any rate: the best lines from the book, cherry-picked and re-typed by the reviewer. No commentary at all. I’m prompted to thi...
QUESTIONNAIRE [by Anthony Madrid]
1. Name some poets everybody in your milieu likes, except for you. 2. The opposite. Poets you like, but none of your friends do. Poets you are always having to defend. COMMENTARY ON 1 AND 2. These two questions are... Continue reading
Posted May 15, 2012 at The Best American Poetry
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