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Still 10-7 at the end of the 3rd.
The slattering continues in Atlanta...
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Tigers lead 10-7 at the half. K State missed a field goal at the halftime buzzer.
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3-0 Tigers at the end of the 1st.
Armed with lighters, apparently... ;)
Bo Jackson's alma mater visits K State tonight. I'm interested to see what the Tigers have this year. My gut says they're a legitimate Top-5 team. Interesting factoid: the K State student section is located directly behind the visitor's bench. We prohibit those type of shenanigans in the SEC. Probably keeps quite a few empty Maker's Mark bottles from being lobbed at the opposing players and staff. ;)
Glad I was only in jail for one day. My résumé remains untainted.
Frau!
Thou shalt not disparage Joe Willie.
We're a video screen nation, rich. Even though I assumed Rice's now-wife didn't simply pass out in the elevator, seeing the punch made it real. Seeing the photos of Peterson's boy made it real. Only thing I can think of.
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When he got her out of the elevator, he kinda kicked her legs together so that her cooter wouldn't be showing. That was very touching...
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Well, let me shoot something fairly blunt from the hip: I'd guess many of these NFL wives think that their husbands are gonna smack them regardless, might as well get smacked by one pulling down $4.5M per year. That's the way I'd look at it...
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Just the right amount, Sue? ;)
+1 for the 'Get Shorty' reference, narc!
Footnotes? I don't need no steenking footnotes! Ándele, ándele!
Very good point, Miss Marple. Who knows what Preznit MomJeans wants... Another puzzlement: Where are the statements of outrage from our two loudmouth racists regarding the Rice and Peterson cases? Did they act stupidly? Could they be JEF's sons? Are we still a nation of cowards? Black folk über alles. The real racial cowards - Bambi and Stedman - wouldn't dare criticize their brothers in melanin.
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Bob Gates slatters JEF's ISIS strategy, saying it can't be done via the air - it requires boots on the ground. I think Gates was the only adult ever associated with the current regime.
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And the Vikings reverse course and deactivate Peterson. How could they get it so wrong the first time? Idiots.
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Anheuser-Busch releases a statement that they are not satisfied with the way the NFL has handled their recent domestic violence incidents. I don't know if A-B is the biggest sponsor of the NFL, but I'd be surprised if they weren't in the top five.
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Don't let your daughter marry a barfer, Steph! It might get passed on to your grandkids and then they'd get picked on in school... Gotta get my beauty sleep - freshly washed sheets beckon. Zzzzzz
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I'm a bass player, too, daddy. Although never in a suit or as a presidential candidate. And he should prolly take the tag off of his Jazz Bass™.
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Huckabee doesn't just sound like a hayseed, he is a hayseed. No Earthly way he can be on the ticket. Is this a joke?
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Indeed it is, Bori! And she still hasn't called...
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And when Ms. Brunell calls, I'm gonna ask her what she'd do for a Klondike Bar...
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Speaking of nekkid sushi babes and ball gags, our representative in Sunday night's Miss America contest was Mark Brunell's daughter. Very, very naughty looking young lady. Most of those contestants look like they're about to bake you an apple pie. Ms. Brunell has that Angelia Jolie 'spank-my-ass-and-beg-to-peg-me' thang going on. I eagerly await her phone call...
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