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The door code is 1234. Don't tell anyone else - it's our speshul sekret.
We could also make sudden death illegal! Not sure what the penalty would be, though...
I'm with you, jimmyk. A pawn shop is their only real alternative. Of course, Barky could soften the Federal lending regulations or just demand that the Bank of Americas lend anyone who walks in the door up to $250 at 4.0%. What could go wrong? Why do bankers hate poor people?
The First Muslim was in Birmingham yesterday talking about 'middle class economics'. He delivered a rant against payday lenders - he actually called them financial advisors! Damn, he's pretty f*cking funny for a retard! And does Hussein really think people go to payday lenders because it's convenient or something? No, they go to those places because they have piss-poor credit and Wells Fargo can't bank them for any reason whatsoever...
72 gallons of marine gas: $277 Summerizing the boat: $225 Boat wash and detail: $175 Outside temperature: 41 degrees
It's Rent-a-Wreck all the way down...
I made my pithy Harry Reid comment on the prior thread. And now I'm not even first. Heck of a way to start a cold Friday. I haz a sad.
Harry Reid's retiring? But I thought the demographics made the dems retaking the Senate in '16 a slam dunk? Welp, let's hope that the (alleged) Searchlight Pedarest has a long and fulfilling sad.
I'm awake, Sue! Was 78-39 the biggest blowout in Sweet Sixteen history? If not, it's certainly a 'statement win'. Ouch!
I love Barkley's 'In the Annapolis' commercial...
I guess the WVU guard who spouted off about UK going 36-1 is feeling like a jerk. Or a bigger jerk than usual.
In spite of the green shoes, the Domers looked really good. Let's see what the Fighting Calamaris can do...
And don't get me going on their black player with a Frohawk. Ugh. :)
Is Notre Dame just trolling us with those f*cking green shoes? Seriously. That should be a ten point deduction per half. I'm super cereal.
Popped over to the lake to check on getting my boat summerized and had lunch at my favorite veggie place. Pintos, field peas, sliced tomatoes, deviled eggs, sweet tea with lemon, and, of course, some fine sliced cornbread. Yummy. And they've hired a new waitress who can only be described as a bonafide sugar biscuit. Yummy. I need to sign her up for the Beasts' Bikini Babes program before she gets away...
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The Bergdahl fiasco was not a failure for Teh Won. He got what he wanted and the Rose Garden ceremony was just another signal to his muzzie buddies that he has their backs. You can't make this crap up. Maybe he can have the parents back for an encore so he can't taunt us again. 'Of course I'm French, why do you think I speak with this funny oxsant.'
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Kevin Bacon to Yemen: Remain calm!! All is well!!
China National Chemical has bought a 26% stake in Pirelli. So what sound does a P-Zero make when it goes flat? Wop chink wop chink wop chink...
Stompy Feets is coming to Alabama to ramble on about the economy? The only industries doing well in this state are those he hates: aerospace and non-union automobile manufacturing. Curiouser...
Skinked my way around to a proud 78 with one birdie. My Captain tore it up with six birdies and an eagle for a smooth 64. Our team collected $1,550 and that makes Beasts a happy beast. The bent grass greens were like glass and rolling about as fast. A fine way to waste an afternoon, that's fo sho...
I always talk to you, DublinDave! You're my very favorite troll!!
For what it's worth: we've always spied on Israel (and everyone else) and they've always spied on us. Nothing new or necessarily nefarious, except that Ear Leader is possibly sharing adverse information with Israel's enemies.
@Marlene: It's going to be 72 degrees today with a 100% chance of golf. :)
Spring has completely sprung in these parts. Forsythia, Bradford pears, croci - it's all around. Love may or may not be in the air, but the pollen certainly is! And speaking of Spring, let's hope it's not too soon for Augusta. The last few years have seen the azaleas peak a bit too early for tournament week. Dang it: now I want a pimiento cheese sammich and a Heineken...