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I really like the brown rabbit's move at the end...
Toggle Commented yesterday on Meanwhile, Back In Kirkuk at JustOneMinute
Just for you, lyle!! And an early 'Roll Tide' just in case I forget to do it tomorrow. 😎
Toggle Commented 4 days ago on One For The Haters at JustOneMinute
Roll Tide!!
Toggle Commented Sep 30, 2017 on Away We Go at JustOneMinute
It looks like Moore has taken the small(er) counties and Strange has picked up the big four/five. Not sure it's definitive, but I'd say Moore likes his position at 8:32 our time...
Roll Tide!!
Toggle Commented Sep 23, 2017 on About Face At Facebook at JustOneMinute
Happy Birthday, James D!!
Roll Tide!!
Toggle Commented Sep 16, 2017 on Possible Spoilers at JustOneMinute
A Beasts' story: I believe my female nightmare may finally be over. After 'dating' Samantha for about eight weeks, she showed up on my doorstep one morning last week - uninvited and unannounced - with all of her worldly possessions. Four suitcases, Tupperware bins, back packs, and several boxes of shoes. Don't get me wrong, I love her more than I've ever loved another person who's not my progeny. And I always will. But she's a train wreck from Hell and way more than happy to tie me to the tracks. I thought I could get away with just bangin' the snot out of her once or twice a week while her boyfriend was at work; although I guess I'm just too good at what I do best. But, I digress... She's finally gone, but not without a very loud and impressive fight. Her mom and stepdad drove over a few hours ago and literally dragged her back to rehab. She had stolen her mom's debit card before she moved in with me, and swiped $1,500 cash over three days. And then went shopping for shoes, clothes and drugs, but probably not in that order. She told me she quit meth, and the best I can tell, she had. I checked her entire body for tracks - some places more frequently and carefully than others - and there were none. I knew she still smoked pot and did a few lines of coke - really no big deal. But after a few days, I noticed that she'd come back from the bathroom on a totally different plane - just railed. What I finally got out of her was that she had started snorting heroin... I'll plead the Fifth, but will say that tomorrow is Day 1 for me being clean again. Right now, it's some much needed sleep for ol' Beasts. Love y'all, and I promise to get my shit back together. As long as she's away, anyway...
Toggle Commented Sep 10, 2017 on Sunday Morning at JustOneMinute
Clemson with 6 yards of offense in the first quarter. Yikes!!
Happy Birthday, Miss Marple!! :)
lol, TK!!
Toggle Commented Sep 8, 2017 on Gays, Bayes, and AI at JustOneMinute
Prayers and best wishes for our many Florida JOMers. The models, to date, have been quite accurate for this storm; and given its massive diameter, there's simply no chance of a miss. A glance, perhaps, but that would be best case.
Toggle Commented Sep 8, 2017 on Hurricane Watch at JustOneMinute
I thought the last line read '...in their quest for dicks.' Either works.
6'-1", 252 lbs.? Holy grocery budget!! :)
First!
Toggle Commented Sep 4, 2017 on Back To The DNC Hack at JustOneMinute
Walter Becker was running around town on the evening of a show and had to hail a taxi to make it to the gig. He gets in and tells the cabbie to take him to the show, telling him that he's in the band. The cab driver remarked 'Steely Dan - they had the stupidest lyric I ever heard in any song that ever has been written.' Becker replied 'You're kidding - what was that?' The cab driver responded with 'Is there gas in the car? Yes, there's gas in the car.' RIP Walter Becker. A seriously underrated bass player, a fine guitarist and accomplished songwriter.
Toggle Commented Sep 3, 2017 on North Korea With A Better Bomb? at JustOneMinute
Since it's in topic: Roll Tide!! Happy Birthday, Frau!! 🎉
Toggle Commented Sep 2, 2017 on Are We Ready For Some Football?!? at JustOneMinute
Roll Tide!! (and the Sun is shining for the first time in five days... Woot!!)
Toggle Commented Sep 2, 2017 on How 'Bout Them Yankees? at JustOneMinute
The SPLC office complex in Montgomery is more strongly fortified than Fort Knox. Which makes sense, as shaking down guilty libs has netted them slightly more treasure than the depository.
Toggle Commented Sep 1, 2017 on Going After The SPLC at JustOneMinute
Indiana appears to be having some difficulty with their ground game...
Toggle Commented Sep 1, 2017 on Hillary Pre-Cleared By Comey at JustOneMinute
Good luck to the Buckeyes this evening!! They won't need it, but I still wanna give a shout-out to the many fine OSU commenters and friends at JOM! :)
Toggle Commented Aug 31, 2017 on Hillary Pre-Cleared By Comey at JustOneMinute
Great point about the pussy bow dress, Frau! I think Melania has a some Honey Badger in her...
Toggle Commented Aug 30, 2017 on DNC Hack, Or Leak? More Attention at JustOneMinute
In the immediate excitement of Melania's 'FLOTUS' cap, I forgot to comment on her black stilettos and bomber jacket ensemble. I should probably end my comment here...
Toggle Commented Aug 30, 2017 on DNC Hack, Or Leak? More Attention at JustOneMinute
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Toggle Commented Aug 30, 2017 on DNC Hack, Or Leak? More Attention at JustOneMinute
Thanks for the FLOTUS pic, Miss Marple!! :)
Toggle Commented Aug 29, 2017 on Palin Defamation Lawsuit Dismissed at JustOneMinute