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Everything I need to know about life I learned from O'Rourke, Orwell and JOM. True fact. Meeting a new victim date for happy hour. I guess I need to shave and put on some of that boy-dog smelly stuff. I'm charming like that. :)
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You should check it out, Jane!
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When I type 'Huckabee' into my phone it tries to autocorrect to 'Buckwheat'. I blame Steve Jobs.
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I think that was NK...
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Anyone here watch Blue Bloods? It's a damned good show. Solid writing and acting. Wahlberg has surprisingly good chops. And I like that they sit down to Sunday dinner and actually say grace(!) on each episode.
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That's like asking if I want to lose a finger or a toe, daddy. So, a toe it is. But not my Sgt. Hulka; one of the others, please.
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If gas prices hadn't plummeted, we'd be staring down a recession. How long has the discount rate been at or near zero? There's just no traction out there. Maybe the Sixth Annual Summer of Recovery™ will turn it around? Nah.
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Gallia est provencia, lyle. Or maybe I should just go back to bagging outrageous tail? I keed, I keed!!
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@hit: Next time you see your Foreign Cars Italia buddy, please ask him if Penske owns that dealership. Nothing nefarious - I'm not planning a hostile takeover or anything...
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Hating whitey is their raison d'être.
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Shower of Smelt would be a great name for a band.
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Happy Birthday, narciso's Mom!!
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Too cold and rainy for golf, so y'all be stuck with me for the afternoon. :) And speaking of odd couples, let's look at the history of rock and roll. To wit: Ric Okasec and Paulina Poriskova; Ringo Starr and Barbara Bach; and Billy Joel and Christy Brinkley. Those ugly dudes wouldn't even be speaking to women without first providing a credit card number if it weren't for fame and fortune...
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And now my comments are getting eaten and reappearing and I'm being repetitive. I'll just go play some golf and let you nice people be for a few hours...
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I apologize for using the phrase 'bag some outrageous tail'. I was trying to be cute in using a phrase from Kissinger's playboy era. It looks pretty awful in print. Sorry, y'all.
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p.s. my use of the phrase 'bag some outrageous tail' was not meant in a sexist or demeaning manner, just an anachronistic phraseology from Kissinger's playboy era. Back when men were sexist and demeaning. :)
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I'm really not saying I believe that it's Kate - that's Internet interpolation on top of tabloid speculation, but, stranger relationships have happened. And I do remember as a younger man how Henry Kissinger used to bag some outrageous tail. I believe he said that power was the ultimate aphrodisiac.
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Congratulations, Captain! Nytol
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The National Enquirer has listed, by category, Hillary's! alleged lesbian lovers. One of her claimed paramours is a super model. I have been scouring the net for the actual name. The only one returned with any frequency will be heartbreaking, if true, for many XY JOMers. I simply don't believe it. Why would Jason Verlander let his girlfriend become involved with a politician?
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'...down the black--BET's home...' Freudian slip, clarice? ;)
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I've never tried one, Ig. I used to think they were fish eaters, like Mergansers, and that made them unpalatable. But I've watched them up on shore nibbling on grass, just like Canadas. Maybe ugly goes all the way to the breast bone!
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I hope you'll share your recipe for Coot à l'Orange, Ig. I think I can take a few, although less efficiently, from the back deck!
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Never shot anything out of the window of a truck, but we did go to school with our shotguns and ammo after early morning duck or goose hunting. I'm not sure you can do that these days. :)
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And now for something completely different: a puppeteer rips his drummer charge through Rush's 'Tom Sawyer'. It's insane. Scroll to about the 2:15 for the best quads. http://digg.com/video/puppeteer-teaches-his-marionette-to-play-rushs-tom-sawyer-note-for-note?utm_source=digg&utm_medium=facebook
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I guess that's a good example of what I was talking about with the MFM last night. They may be losing money and viewers, but they still set the narrative and choose the stories to that end. Trayvon and Brown were local crime stories - nothing more, nothing less. But when they feed their agenda - lookout front page and every leftard op/ed whiner.
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