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'The vulva includes the labia minora, mons pubis, and clitoris as well.' Will there be a pop quiz on this material?
Toggle Commented 4 days ago on The Gunny Has Passed at JustOneMinute
Had to change my attitude, and it's almost 80° here today, so: It's Subterfuge season!! About a month earlier than usual, but... We're taking a late lunch and a much needed break from: The Season Opener ~ two parts pink grapefruit juice ~ one part Champagne ~ one part rum ~ two wedges of lime Serve over ice in a large tumbler. Ahoy, polloi!! 😎
Toggle Commented Apr 13, 2018 on Scooter Libby Pardoned By Trump at JustOneMinute
p.s., screw one for the Gipper!!
Toggle Commented Mar 23, 2018 on McMaster Out, Bolton In at JustOneMinute
I was re-reading a book last night and it mentioned that one of our presidents missed the birth of his first child because he was out screwing another woman. No, not Donald Trump. Another president: Ronald Reagan.
Toggle Commented Mar 23, 2018 on McMaster Out, Bolton In at JustOneMinute
Prayers for you and your wife, sbw.
Stella?
The key is low and slow, narciso.
'However I don’t think Republicans can be blamed without taking into consideration who is signing the bill.' I'm not sure I'm understanding your comment, maryrose. Are you blaming Trump for this spending bill or the legislature who created and passed it? Or do you think that Trump should veto it?
Toggle Commented Mar 23, 2018 on Yet Another Snow Day! at JustOneMinute
'...men who are seen in the company of beautiful women become even more attractive to other beautiful women.' That's called proof of performance. :)
Formidable Package would be a great name for a band...
We should be seeking sponsorships for the RattlerGator v. Old Lurker Cage Match. Maybe have some t-shirts printed up...
lol, TK!! And now I have an ear worm... :)
That's awesome, Porch! :)
I have two traps left, henry. And I really, really hope that they don't catch anything!
I'll swim on out there and see if I can rescue him, Miss Marple. ;)
He can't swim much with a cardboard trap stuck to his feet, henry. Although, he probably floated around for about three minutes before a largemouth decided to have supper. :)
I had heard the pitter-patter of mouse steps last week and had the bug man lay out some traps. They were unlike any I had seen before, basically flat pieces of cardboard about the size of an index card. I got back from some errands and victory was mine! A tiny mouse was stuck to this trap and he was going 'hweep, hweep'. Ugh. It doesn't kill them with poison, it sticks them to the paper!! Now I have to dispose of this booger who was guilty only of wanting to share some of my cheddar explosion Goldfish™. With a penchant for procrastination, I decided to sweep him out onto the deck and then determine his method of execution after happy hour. I grab the broom and gently sweep him out the door, and then realize he's not out the door - he and the stoopid trap are stuck to my broom!! 'hweep, hweep' (And don't worry, I'm laughing so hard at this point I'm starting to cry...) As it becomes obvious that phase one and phase two are going to be instantly combined, martini or not, I try to brace myself to squash poor Mickey under the broom. But thanks to the stoopid trap's design, there's an economic consideration involved: how much is it worth to me to have to peel a dead mouse and a stoopid mouse trap off of my broom? Grrr. Combining my love of Latin and physics, I settle the issue: centrifugal force. I'm not sure how you'd score it, but if there's an Olympic event for flinging rodents into the lake via broom, I'm you're man. 'hweep, hweep'
Nice to have it documented that the FBI was going after Sessions. They must have felt he was a threat to the State, ergo, he's on 'our side' of the fight. To them, anyway.
Come on down, rich!! I need some help with this season's boat drink menu... 😎
Let's hope the wannabe tree surgeon at least said 'Hold my beer!!'.
Toggle Commented Mar 21, 2018 on Tech Panic at JustOneMinute
Was that in the DC area, Ralph L?
Toggle Commented Mar 21, 2018 on Tech Panic at JustOneMinute
I'm sure it did, mad jack!! :)
Toggle Commented Mar 21, 2018 on Tech Panic at JustOneMinute
That's quite true, narciso.
Toggle Commented Mar 21, 2018 on Tech Panic at JustOneMinute
'...because we had all their codes and if those gd missiles were ever launched we'd turn them around and send them back where they came.' I think I can answer that as a definite no. ~ ~ ~ I hadn't heard that about the Redstone, narciso. I've heard variants of three: a) it wasn't fully ready, b) we allowed it to happen to facilitate a space race, and c) we were unsure of its reentry cone, and didn't want the science package to end up in Russian hands.
Toggle Commented Mar 21, 2018 on Tech Panic at JustOneMinute
We had a rudimentary satellite ready to go before they launched Sputnik, jim nj. I've heard various rumors regarding the delay, but the existence of our bird is a fact.
Toggle Commented Mar 21, 2018 on Tech Panic at JustOneMinute