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Lawyer Dumbass Whore
Canada
Always Beginning
Interests: Thoughts, sometimes scary
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Lawyer Dumbass Whore is now following poetryman69
Jun 11, 2017
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A few of the Older Established "A" Actors have died by drug overdose. And we seem surprised. Because we thought that we knew them, perhaps, by their acting. Or by their music. Or the smile, or the concert, or the Twitter Blogs, or the Tabloid news. But drugs are a... Continue reading
Reblogged May 22, 2017 at LawyerDumbassWhore
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Reblogged May 22, 2017 at LawyerDumbassWhore
It was either the mix of 3 day old MacDonald's Vanilla Milkshake residue in a paper cup and Absolute Vodka, or his armpits. The smell. It was a new smell. Not horrible. But a warning. The women had accelerated. Again. As if danger and a hanky-panky death huddled the gigglier... Continue reading
Posted May 15, 2017 at LawyerDumbassWhore
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"You never saw him coming, you just smelled the lavender. Then, ten seconds later, he was there." (Kandace Springs, befriended by Prince after he discovered her cover of a Sam Smith song online). ***********************************************++********************************************** He often disappeared into his studio from three a.m. until around late afternoon. Then pretty much... Continue reading
Posted May 4, 2017 at LawyerDumbassWhore
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"Write every day the best that you can, and finish what you start." (Ernest Hemingway) The Scene Thoughtfully, at first, he sucked the solvent taste of triple-chromed Cadillac window trim polish from her naked tongue and then too her too fat-spilled-out lower lip like the overly customer-compliant car wash foam... Continue reading
Posted Mar 25, 2017 at LawyerDumbassWhore
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I remember I would look out the balcony at the cars coming West past 116 street in Edmonton. It was about 2007 then and I didn't yet know she would be back in 2110 and then on her knees remembering how crazy black girls always forget the bad spots in... Continue reading
Posted Feb 20, 2017 at LawyerDumbassWhore
There is a breed of person that, if "that" is the correct thing to call a "breed" ... that never lets up its Guard. via lawyerdumbasswhore.typepad.com Continue reading
Reblogged Sep 25, 2016 at LawyerDumbassWhore
You never expect to find anything where it should logically be discovered behind an old dresser in a room you were never allowed to enter. Tangled hair perhaps. Or maybe some disgusting thigh ball of 'people-smelling' weave nylon stocking and scabbard rubbery band. And the ever popular Batman-ish eyelash spider's... Continue reading
Posted Sep 24, 2016 at LawyerDumbassWhore
It turns out that "It's not my fault you got fat " is stated more often as a rejoinder, or response to a man's excuse for duct taping his dick to the roof of his own mouth, than it is retorted as a 'break-up' line. Another good one, which I... Continue reading
Posted Sep 17, 2016 at LawyerDumbassWhore
The 7-11 Clerk remembered my Dad. "Every time he came in he gave me $20." "First he bought a litre of Diet Coke from the Cooler over there. Then he would walk over to the till right here and pick out x2 Snickers bars. The big thick pack with x2... Continue reading
Posted Sep 3, 2016 at LawyerDumbassWhore
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Of course she thought that cool guys did not feel break-up pain. That allowed him to be a Cool Guy too. Facial expression aside Cool Guys are immune from the normal stress of loss. It's from that bold body of judgement that they pick their shoes. And an outstanding shoe... Continue reading
Posted Aug 20, 2016 at LawyerDumbassWhore
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He checked his watch. It dated him pre-2000. No one checked a watch anymore.He was in synch. Now and then he checked in with himself, too. "I know that I am acting." He always began. And then he acted because if you know you are acting, it's still ok, right?... Continue reading
Posted Aug 16, 2016 at LawyerDumbassWhore
Examples can be helpful. Partly because they illustrate . If your girlfriend describes in more explicit detail just what she is going to do to you that night, she is often depositing an immediate example. She is posting an 'hypothetical info-commercial " . This works, because the most powerful consistent... Continue reading
Posted May 23, 2016 at LawyerDumbassWhore
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Three steps Sally. Bar car bed. Some had four steps. None more than that in this neighborhood. I met her after those years, too. She was a nurse. Just turned full-time. She was working to "make a life". Still partied hard though. I took her to the Marriot off-the -strip... Continue reading
Posted May 16, 2016 at LawyerDumbassWhore
Once she had him on the Massage table, him stomach-down, there was little doubt.. But that was last night. Now he was left to deal with, or to ignore, her emails. The kind of ones that she always sent after sex, no sex, part sex and then no sex, and... Continue reading
Posted May 15, 2016 at LawyerDumbassWhore
I added "for Dummies" to the "Book"title. Suddenly all of these people hit the site, probably wondering just exactly what type of human behavior might be categorized as "Dummy". Well, I wrote the outline of this said "Guide Book", already. The fight in me has been to publish it on... Continue reading
Posted Mar 3, 2016 at LawyerDumbassWhore
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(This Guide is Meant as Entertainment, only, and should not be relied upon as a source for lifestyle, activities or or resource : Chapter One of this Article for LawyerDumbassWhore precedes this Chapter Two in this Series). Freelance Male Socialite or The Committed Relationship? How would you rather live, as... Continue reading
Posted Feb 20, 2016 at LawyerDumbassWhore
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Somewhere between the World Gym, large acquisition funding ventures, freelance law-related vehicle seizures, this and that, and being too coked out to blink, a man, any man, eventually comes up with a theory. This is one of Mine. ***************** Working as a freelance Male Socialite (an "MS") gives you a... Continue reading
Posted Feb 9, 2016 at LawyerDumbassWhore
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This is a Guide to Women. Not a Guide to Understanding women. I am not insane. And if a man was insane, my view is that he would have a slightly better than average chance, initially, to understand his woman, in that condition, as an insane person. Or maybe figure... Continue reading
Posted Feb 1, 2016 at LawyerDumbassWhore
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"I will just do one sit-up and leave." It was his nightly ritual, now for going on a year and a half. Outside the gym. Every night. Well, sometimes there were late nights. And now he had to be well on the way to too drunk to fuck to fuck... Continue reading
Posted Jan 22, 2016 at LawyerDumbassWhore
Lawyer Dumbass Whore is now following US Patent Attorney
Jan 10, 2016
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Have you ever noticed that when science finds a new ancient hieroglyphic it immediately hits the fan page and everyone from the inquisitive plumber to the ancient foreign language scholar takes it apart letter-by-letter and spends endless meaningful time looking for meaning. Have you ever noticed when you lose someone... Continue reading
Posted Jan 4, 2016 at LawyerDumbassWhore
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He was feeling dangerous. There was no reason for it. He was just feeling dangerous for no reason. The sun was shining. He had just put a full tank of Premium Unleaded into a greased-out black Lincoln and he was driving past all of the slow Sunday drivers. At 12:30... Continue reading
Posted Jan 3, 2016 at LawyerDumbassWhore
Lawyer Dumbass Whore is now following Boston Road Salt Supplier
Jan 2, 2016