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Lawyer Dumbass Whore
Canada
Always Beginning
Interests: Thoughts, sometimes scary
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His hat was low to his eyes. 'You look Gangster" she said. Later he had pretended to know the Magpie in the parking lot. "Henry" he said "Quit following me around." It had started at 6 am. He awoke still not understanding why he was not Famous. 38-22-31. Her Body.... Continue reading
Posted Oct 2, 2017 at LawyerDumbassWhore
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Later that same night. And a Bic fine point black ink stick pen exactly and precisely past seventeen jagged razor edged China plate bits'n pieces. And even contemporaneous to that. And so the evidence specific to the 9-1-1 didn't even matter seconds later even more. Smashed and Broken. Shattered formal... Continue reading
Posted Sep 9, 2017 at LawyerDumbassWhore
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"Out of all of the things you could not have there were some that you could have and one of those was to know when you were happy and to enjoy all of it while it was there and it was good." [Ernest Hemingway] She was pretty. So of course... Continue reading
Posted Aug 17, 2017 at LawyerDumbassWhore
"The first thing we do let's kill all the lawyers" [Willaim Shakespeare, 'Henry VI '; Part 2, Act IV, Scene 2] Not one Attorney in any survives intact what Canada calls "Disbarment". It is one of those cases where no matter how smart, how rich, how pretty, how popular, stylish,... Continue reading
Posted Aug 13, 2017 at LawyerDumbassWhore
Life Style Changes I feel as through I have been saying Goodbye for a long time. I learned to practice it in advance, knowing that it was coming, so I would be remembered as 'the one' who 'understood' and made it easier for her to go. Or him. As with... Continue reading
Posted Aug 6, 2017 at LawyerDumbassWhore
In this Edition : Hot Toffee on a Crayon Popsicle Stick : The true story (names changed) of a recent Canadian Agent and lawful Officer-Assisted stolen vehicle track and repossession for an Edmonton, Alberta Dealership as chased and recovered across three border crossings (Canada/USA/Mexico) and into Chihuahua Mexico. Hot Toffee... Continue reading
Posted Jul 14, 2017 at LawyerDumbassWhore
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Jun 11, 2017
It got to the point where she didn't lay it out for him anymore. She made him work for it.. She showed him that he was never where he was. "Because anchoring into a bad beginning is unimportant" he had tried to tell her. But those kinds of conversations never... Continue reading
Posted May 24, 2017 at LawyerDumbassWhore
When the Doctor died it was the end of one of the toughest men I had ever known. via lawyerdumbasswhore.typepad.com Continue reading
Reblogged May 23, 2017 at LawyerDumbassWhore
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A few of the Older Established "A" Actors have died by drug overdose. And we seem surprised. Because we thought that we knew them, perhaps, by their acting. Or by their music. Or the smile, or the concert, or the Twitter Blogs, or the Tabloid news. But drugs are a... Continue reading
Reblogged May 22, 2017 at LawyerDumbassWhore
Notes My Father Left Her Continue reading
Reblogged May 22, 2017 at LawyerDumbassWhore
It was either the mix of 3 day old MacDonald's Vanilla Milkshake residue in a paper cup and Absolute Vodka, or his armpits. The smell. It was a new smell. Not horrible. But a warning. The women had accelerated. Again. As if danger and a hanky-panky death huddled the gigglier... Continue reading
Posted May 15, 2017 at LawyerDumbassWhore
If you believe that you are more astute than most you may slip a few words about the white spaces in between the words into polite conversation seeking maybe a sympathetic foothold or even a knowing look. But in real life it's a text or worse a phone call from... Continue reading
Reblogged May 13, 2017 at LawyerDumbassWhore
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"You never saw him coming, you just smelled the lavender. Then, ten seconds later, he was there." (Kandace Springs, befriended by Prince after he discovered her cover of a Sam Smith song online). ***********************************************++********************************************** He often disappeared into his studio from three a.m. until around late afternoon. Then pretty much... Continue reading
Posted May 4, 2017 at LawyerDumbassWhore
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"Write every day the best that you can, and finish what you start." (Ernest Hemingway) The Scene Thoughtfully, at first, he sucked the solvent taste of triple-chromed Cadillac window trim polish from her naked tongue and then too her too fat-spilled-out lower lip like the overly customer-compliant car wash foam... Continue reading
Posted Mar 25, 2017 at LawyerDumbassWhore
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I remember I would look out the balcony at the cars coming West past 116 street in Edmonton. It was about 2007 then and I didn't yet know she would be back in 2110 and then on her knees remembering how crazy black girls always forget the bad spots in... Continue reading
Posted Feb 20, 2017 at LawyerDumbassWhore
There is a breed of person that, if "that" is the correct thing to call a "breed" ... that never lets up its Guard. via lawyerdumbasswhore.typepad.com Continue reading
Reblogged Sep 25, 2016 at LawyerDumbassWhore
You never expect to find anything where it should logically be discovered behind an old dresser in a room you were never allowed to enter. Tangled hair perhaps. Or maybe some disgusting thigh ball of 'people-smelling' weave nylon stocking and scabbard rubbery band. And the ever popular Batman-ish eyelash spider's... Continue reading
Posted Sep 24, 2016 at LawyerDumbassWhore
It turns out that "It's not my fault you got fat " is stated more often as a rejoinder, or response to a man's excuse for duct taping his dick to the roof of his own mouth, than it is retorted as a 'break-up' line. Another good one, which I... Continue reading
Posted Sep 17, 2016 at LawyerDumbassWhore
The 7-11 Clerk remembered my Dad. "Every time he came in he gave me $20." "First he bought a litre of Diet Coke from the Cooler over there. Then he would walk over to the till right here and pick out x2 Snickers bars. The big thick pack with x2... Continue reading
Posted Sep 3, 2016 at LawyerDumbassWhore
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Of course she thought that cool guys did not feel break-up pain. That allowed him to be a Cool Guy too. Facial expression aside Cool Guys are immune from the normal stress of loss. It's from that bold body of judgement that they pick their shoes. And an outstanding shoe... Continue reading
Posted Aug 20, 2016 at LawyerDumbassWhore
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He checked his watch. It dated him pre-2000. No one checked a watch anymore.He was in synch. Now and then he checked in with himself, too. "I know that I am acting." He always began. And then he acted because if you know you are acting, it's still ok, right?... Continue reading
Posted Aug 16, 2016 at LawyerDumbassWhore
Examples can be helpful. Partly because they illustrate . If your girlfriend describes in more explicit detail just what she is going to do to you that night, she is often depositing an immediate example. She is posting an 'hypothetical info-commercial " . This works, because the most powerful consistent... Continue reading
Posted May 23, 2016 at LawyerDumbassWhore
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Three steps Sally. Bar car bed. Some had four steps. None more than that in this neighborhood. I met her after those years, too. She was a nurse. Just turned full-time. She was working to "make a life". Still partied hard though. I took her to the Marriot off-the -strip... Continue reading
Posted May 16, 2016 at LawyerDumbassWhore
Once she had him on the Massage table, him stomach-down, there was little doubt.. But that was last night. Now he was left to deal with, or to ignore, her emails. The kind of ones that she always sent after sex, no sex, part sex and then no sex, and... Continue reading
Posted May 15, 2016 at LawyerDumbassWhore