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Jen - The Alien Spouse
Physically: North Carolina.
Interests: yoga, celebrating finally getting my visa, watching movies, reading, blogging, walking, photography & smooching my sweetie, going to the theatre and playing with the cats.
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Thanks Deidre! It was pretty hectic to get it all together, but I love the way it's turned out. The song was stuck in my head for the entire production...
Beer City Video.
Apart from moving house I was also very pleased to see the launch of a video that I've been working on for a couple of months now. I am the project manager for production company that made this - which in this case meant I did everything from comissioning custom etched beer glasses; including ...
Hey! I said "I'm thinking about buying one", not "I look so amazing in one I'm wearing it right now - whilst it snows!"
Besides look at the bottoms on that thing, they practically cover her tummy button. They are the biggest bikini pants I've ever seen!
A Statement of Intent with Regard to Summer Clothing.
2013 will be a momentous year. It will be the year that I finally drive a motorised vehicle after passing my driving test twenty flipping years ago AND it will be the year that I wear a bikini for the first time in my adult life. Not at the same time of course, that would be foolish. This is ...
Good thought Miss Joules, maybe we should look into an electric heating pad too. Of course then the cats would just claim the crib as their own, although to be honest I'm astonished they haven't already done that.
Lack of Sleep = Lack of Updates.
Ok, so Eva is no longer sleeping through the night now she is in the crib (although I don't think that is why, I think it's coincidental). Hmmmm... This is not quite what I was hoping for... I preferred her original operating system, this upgrade is rubbish... Also, bloody hell, I am tired.
Thanks Miss Joules! I am really enjoying all of this so much more than I had expected or hoped to - I've never really been a "baby person", you know? Also, I think Eva's been remarkably patient with me whilst I try to work all this stuff out on the hoof. She's such a good girl!
Baby Noms.
Eva has become very interested in food recently, she watches us very closely when we eat and gets really excited. That's apparently a good sign that she's ready to try eating herself - So we decided to try her some baby food, even though she's only four months old. For some reason Americans ...
Oh, that has just floored me! Wow! Amazing!! WOW!!!
Bathroom - Twenty/Tenned!
I've been following feeds on Tumblr for a while now, and I did swipe the Alien Spouse Tumblr name but I haven't actually posted anything there. I find it's tricky enough to keep up with my blog, Facebook and Twitter, let's not add another epic time suck to the game right? Still there are a num...
I feel exactly the same way, and, to pour salt on the wound, the apartment we're in now is in a house that was built in 1927 - I am fairly sure that the floor is an original feature, possibly also the sink and bath. They have 85 years worth of wear-and-tear and I will NEVER get them to look clean. I just have to do a thorough job, know that it is clean and accept it will always look a bit dingy in there. ugh.
Bathroom - Twenty/Tenned!
I've been following feeds on Tumblr for a while now, and I did swipe the Alien Spouse Tumblr name but I haven't actually posted anything there. I find it's tricky enough to keep up with my blog, Facebook and Twitter, let's not add another epic time suck to the game right? Still there are a num...
Your Robin is obviously a young man of taste and discernment!
Klingon Opera and Unwelcome Insects.
There is a possibility that we've been watching far too many of the series in the Star Trek family of TV shows, because Eva has developed a taste for Klingon opera and she spent most of last night treating us to a impromptu performance. It's really sweet and no doubt an important developmental s...
Laura you NEED a pair of these - they are the love-child of comfort and support. Lovely.
Woolly Amsterdams.
Having been at home for most of the past few months I've come to know the routine of the house fairly well, so I usually expect the post (American translation : Mail - Reminder of my observation that the US has a Postal Service, whilst the UK has a Royal Mail) to arrive at 2:30 and I listen o...
I was just talking to another new mum about the very vexed question of Father Christmas, but we didn't really reach a conclusion; instead it ended up being a discussion of how we had found out the dreadful truth. I distinctly remember trying very hard not to believe it, but knowing it was true.
Father-in-Law Christmas.
Ah, Christmas - It's just not the same unless there is some sort of family drama, is it? Doc C told me that his Dad had mentioned that he might visit sometime between Christmas and New Year's Eve... By which he clearly meant he'd be arriving on the 23rd! Otherwise unannounced! Ta-Dah! I'll be ...
It's just SO annoying and my face is aching from simultaneously biting my tongue and smiling sweetly.
Still, Eva enjoyed her first Christmas and that's all I'm bothered about really!
Did Robin get a visit from Father Christmas or Santa?
Father-in-Law Christmas.
Ah, Christmas - It's just not the same unless there is some sort of family drama, is it? Doc C told me that his Dad had mentioned that he might visit sometime between Christmas and New Year's Eve... By which he clearly meant he'd be arriving on the 23rd! Otherwise unannounced! Ta-Dah! I'll be ...
Thank you! It's nice to hear that two ladies with such great taste themselves approve of the seasonal sparkles!
Christmas 2012.
Here is our Christmas! Our (clearly fake!) tree is the tree from "A Charlie Brown Christmas", which we've had for a couple of years now. It fits in nicely with the very simple decorations for this year, and I also like the juxtaposition of the sad little tree with the Queen's portrait in that...
It was weird being in your house without you, but I was just so worried that she would freak out all night and that would have been so bad for a house guest's first visit - Now I know she can handle it, and I am really looking forward to bringing her back to actually visit YOU! Woot!
Sleeping and Waking.
As I've mentioned before, even though Eva is sleeping like a log at night (which, again, I am thrilled by and hope that I'm not jinxing), I am still woken up very easily by any noise in our apartment. On Saturday night we went to bed as usual, and I was jolted awake by really loud music at quar...
Of course! Your admiration of the swirl will be our secret!
Tummy Button.
Ok fine. I'm smitten by this kid, but I can't help it! She's just ridiculously sweet in a number of ways that I wasn't expecting. A good example of this would be her tummy; how cute is this tummy button? I didn't know tummy buttons came in a perfect swirl like that! It's adorable, damn it!...
mmmmm... French toast...
Nappy Training Day.
Today Doc C and I had an induction with a local diaper service (they deliver fresh clean nappies and take away the dirty ones to be washed - So the part of the whole cloth nappy thing that was giving me pause is just taken care of? Perfect!), which means that the very nice woman who runs the se...
Funnily enough I was just looking at Bamboobies on Amazon, and I was quite take with the kitschness myself, but they are $30 for 4 pairs, and I had just paid $6 for 3 pairs of the really unflattering ones. Isn't that a ridiculous price jump? I like funky and flattering clothes and accessories as much as the next woman, but I'm not sure I can justify $30 for something I stuff down my bra to stop leaks!
Of course we are in frugal mode right now anyway, so my instinct is to go for the cheapest and/or simplest option I can find on anything baby related, just so I've got something ready to go when Madam gets here. We'll replace things as we learn more about what works for us, but that way we won't have spent too much money on the initial clueless purchase.
Oh! Speaking of which, one of Doc's sisters is sending us her baby carriage (she has two young kids and runs a day care, so she's babied out now), and when we discovered that this particular model is RIDICULOUSLY expensive new. We hadn't even looked at this type because it was so out of our price range, but she'd bought it because that's the one Gwyneth Paltrow has! I'm sort of thrilled and horrified at the same time, you know?
Please Prepare for Slightly Too Much Information.
Yesterday the manual breast pump I'd ordered arrived. (That should have cleared the room a fair bit already, but let's just give them a moment to get their coats) Naturally We unpacked the thing, looked at it, read the manual and then put it back in it's box... Until I got ready for bed, at whic...
It was really only a few drops, but it was sort of an pale amber colour I suppose. Weird. Really weird.
Oh, and I bought nursing bras today (which are, you know, utilitarian-ly fine) and some nursing pads which are the least flattering thing EVER. Would some shaping kill them on these things? The ones I got are washable, so I may tailor them slightly.
Please Prepare for Slightly Too Much Information.
Yesterday the manual breast pump I'd ordered arrived. (That should have cleared the room a fair bit already, but let's just give them a moment to get their coats) Naturally We unpacked the thing, looked at it, read the manual and then put it back in it's box... Until I got ready for bed, at whic...
The thing about the smell of breast fed baby's poo being less offensive is just fascinating to me! And somewhat of a comforting thought, because obviously dirty nappies are the thing that most people go on about when telling you baby horror stories.
We were looking at changing pads the other day, and couldn't figure out why some of them had straps - Clearly they are for babies like Robin who have more important places to be.
Nappy Training Day.
Today Doc C and I had an induction with a local diaper service (they deliver fresh clean nappies and take away the dirty ones to be washed - So the part of the whole cloth nappy thing that was giving me pause is just taken care of? Perfect!), which means that the very nice woman who runs the se...
Thanks Jo! And don't worry Doc C won't let me pick up anything, so I'm mostly using my feet to scoot things around on the floor when I want to move them!
The moving date doesn't really bother me too much, but isn't it funny how our brains still register it as being not a good idea? We also have an all atheist moving crew, because Doc posted a request for help on Facebook and all of the volunteers were students in the university's Atheist group. I quite like that!
Vodka, Vodka, Bacardi, Vodka.
Today Doc C booked us a moving van and started to round up some willing student manual labour via Facebook. We are officially moving on Friday the 13th. Good thing we're not superstitious, huh? In the mean time we need to pack, obviously, and so today we went to get some boxes. The Doc had be...
It really was horrifying and, you know, educational. Note to self: Acid is not suitable for all household cleaning tasks, stick to white vinegar and baking soda!
I am so impressed with Bryan Cranston in this, I mean I know everyone else has been saying this for years but, good grief, that man can act the hell out of anything you throw at him.
Breaking the Wire.
Last night I think I probably slept for about 4 hours, and it was probably less - But that's just good training for when our new commander-in-chief, Eva, is born right? Mostly I just sort of lay there, on my side but propped at angle by my pillow fort, then I tried browsing the internet on my i...
Thanks Miss Joules! That is precisely what I needed to hear! I think I've started adding stuff to the list, not because we NEED it but because I want to make sure there are things at a range of price points. I'd hate anyone to get snookered into buying something expensive for us if they weren't planing to!
Donna - I've always been keen on the idea of one of those bouncing seats that hangs from the door-frame, and Doc's Ma told him this weekend that he had one of those and loved it. In fact he would start bouncing so enthuesiastically that it would bounce him into the door frame quite hard, so they had to rig it up from a hook in the middle of the room instead. Doc's Ma thinks that this made Doc's legs very strong and was a contributing factor in his walking early; I suspect he's been in training for bike riding since birth.
Registration.
Our friends Randy and Laura have very kindly offered to throw a baby shower for us, and asked that we set a gift registry somewhere so that people could buy us stuff. I wasn't convinced this was an actual thing that would happen, because it just seems too good to be true doesn't it? You choose...
Doc C is still going to be teaching here, so he will have to commute - which I was concerned about, but it is something that we've talked about and he's happy to do it. We both feel like we are going to be gaining a lot from the move, so it's worth some imperfections.
Depending on his schedule he'll probably only need to be on campus two or three days a week, so it's not as bad as it sounds; when I was living in Brighton and working in London my commute was two hours door-to-desk, and I did that twice a day, five days a week!
An Eighty Mile Shift.
There is a lot going on this summer, the most obvious being the baby, but also we have to move house by the middle of July; I had to work, so Doc C has been house hunting by himself this week. He found a one-bedroom apartment that he thought was really charming and that we would like living in, ...
I've been ignoring the recommended links box, but have you noticed that you can't post from an iPad to Typepad without using a third party app now?
I sent in a help ticket and they offered to refund me the price of the app, which isn't really what I wanted - I just want my blog platform to work like it did three weeks ago, damn it!
This is really obnoxious, TypePad
Oh, hey, look! It's time for another ranty rant about the Internet. I swear to FSM, I've become Grandpa Simpson. When TypePad was bought by an advertising company, we all knew the clock was ticking, and it would eventually be time to start looking for an alternative. To be honest, I'm surprised ...
First of all - Two hundred pounds?!?!?! Good grief! Don't you just hate how with babies (and, I'm given to understand, weddings) people feel perfectly free to gouge every penny out of your pocket at exactly the time you are trying to be careful with your cash?
Secondly - Thanks Miss Joules, you have confirmed exactly what I suspected! There are a couple of reasons why I'm not so bothered by having missed the last set of classes, and it's nice to hear that my instinct was right.
By the way, I've been avoiding the American parenting classic "What to Expect When You Are Expecting" because "What to Expect Before You Are Expecting" seemed a little hysterical and panic-inducing to me, but that means I'm not sure what I should read. What are your suggestions for a sensible book on the subject?
Blog and Baby Update.
So! I heard back from Typepad, and there are a couple of things I can try to resume posting properly, which would be, you know, nice. In the meantime, a quick Eva update: She is fine and has a nice healthy heartbeat which we heard today in our monthly check-up. In said monthly check-up I had my...
It's like they KNOW isn't it? And the patterns and colours are so nice, which one did you go with?
My Built NY Habit.
A couple of years ago I bought a lunch bag from Built NY, and loved it, still love it and use it every day for lunch. When I bought my new camera I also got a Built NY Hoodie Camera Case - Ultra Compact in exactly the same pattern (colourful "micro dots" exterior, which has a really fun fiery ...
Thanks Jenny! My initial thought was to use two hummingbirds, but the wingspan meant they would like like they were fighting - which is totally true to nature, but still not quite the pleasant summery image I was hoping for... and actually even more Hunger Games like!
I totally forgot to add the links, so I'll go back and do that - But here's the cherry blossom folding worksheet I found on-line. http://www.alienspouse.com/.a/6a00d8345216fc69e20168e578bce0970c-popup
It is super easy origami, but cutting out loads of squares of paper gets old fast, I recommend sitting down to a marathon of Sherlock Holmes movies (your choice of Holmes - Personally I went Cumberbatch, but I can see Downey Jnr or Rathbone working here too).
Paper Cherry Wreath.
Occasionally I get an attack of the Marthas and feel the need to decorate the house in some crafty seasonal way (this is one of the reasons I am only permitted a special dispensation to buy Martha Stewart Living Magazine at Halloween - Otherwise the inspiration would be too much for me and we w...
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