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Alyssa Cowan
Sparks, NV, USA
I write/say/perform/act out funnies.
Interests: comedy, film, television, books, pop culture, music, interweb
Recent Activity
Gangnam Style, Randy Travis, and a shoutout to all the people who will be stupidly named. Jym Bettencourt, Alyssa Cowan, Amy Cowan, John Gallagher Episode 114: Randy Travis: Born of the Cops' Blood Continue reading
Posted Aug 11, 2012 at Reno Ramblecast
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I'll be performing at this show along with Alex Koll, Matt Wiegand, Jym Bettencourt and John Gallagher. Please make it out if you can! Tuesday, August 14th Lincoln Lounge 302 E. Fourth St. Continue reading
Posted Aug 11, 2012 at Alyssa Cowan - Comedy
We talk about the Olympics and creepy eye doctors. Alyssa Cowan, Amy Cowan, Jimmy Nissen, Kayla Suarez Episode 113: The Olympic Episode Continue reading
Posted Aug 7, 2012 at Reno Ramblecast
When I was in the Philippines, one department store had a "Win a Ford Fiesta" contest, and another department had a "Win a Chevy Cruze" contest. All I wanted to win was toilet paper in the restrooms. Continue reading
Posted Aug 1, 2012 at Alyssa Cowan - Comedy
We talk about how to buy meth, and then spoil the crap out of the Dark Knight Rises. Alyssa Cowan, Amy Cowan, John Gallagher, Matt Wiegand Episode 112: Blowing the Glass Dick Dragon (CONTAINS DARK KNIGHT RISES SPOILERS!!) via www.alyssapants.com This one was a lot of fun, have a listen.... Continue reading
Reblogged Jul 28, 2012 at Alyssa Cowan - Comedy
We talk about how to buy meth, and then spoil the crap out of the Dark Knight Rises. Alyssa Cowan, Amy Cowan, John Gallagher, Matt Wiegand Episode 112: Blowing the Glass Dick Dragon (CONTAINS DARK KNIGHT RISES SPOILERS!!) Continue reading
Posted Jul 28, 2012 at Reno Ramblecast
My sister says that if you put tin foil over a soda cup it keeps the carbonation in longer. I did not know this. Last night... Sister: "I'm going to put tin foil over this cup." Me: "Why? To make sure no one can read the soda's thoughts?" Continue reading
Posted Jul 20, 2012 at Alyssa Cowan - Comedy
Your sincerity is breathtaking. I really enjoyed your comment so much, that I don't have any other words to describe my fondness of it. God bless.
Toggle Commented Jul 15, 2012 on Episode 75: How Baseball Works at Reno Ramblecast
Because we're all so busy preparing for the upcoming Renopocalypse show, please enjoy a classic Ramblecast Episode! Roman Polansky, our friend squidward, burqa ban, Bieberpic Alyssa Cowan, Amy Cowan, Deisa Emerson, Ben Houge Episode 18: Cthulhu's in the Microwave Come to our show, here's a flier! Continue reading
Posted Jul 14, 2012 at Reno Ramblecast
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Century Riverside: Thursday Night/Friday Morning: 12:01am, 12:10am or 12:20am Friday: 10:45am, 12:00pm, 1:15pm, 2:30pm, 3:45pm, 10pm I like this theater because it's convenient to river kids! And it's the most convenient to the Cal Neva, where we're having Renopocalypse the Third on the Third floor! Century Summit Sierra: Thursday Night/Friday... Continue reading
Posted Jul 13, 2012 at Alyssa Cowan - Comedy
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This is a story my mom told me...verbatim: Mama: "Did you know that State Farm moved there?" Me: "No." Mama: "I found out when I went to [chinese food place]. Nathan walked in, and I said, 'I was going to come in soon, but I'm waiting for my bill.' 'When... Continue reading
Posted Jul 10, 2012 at Alyssa Cowan - Comedy
Come to this show! It will be fantastic. Some of Reno's funniest comics came together to put on an awesome sketch comedy show with video shorts and mock news. Continue reading
Posted Jul 10, 2012 at Alyssa Cowan - Comedy
1/2 of the podcast Pussy Talk and 1/2 Ramblecast. Whaaaaat? Alyssa Cowan, Amy Cowan, Kyle George, James Morgan Episode 111: RamblePussy via www.alyssapants.com This was a really fun one! Check it out! Continue reading
Reblogged Jul 3, 2012 at Alyssa Cowan - Comedy
1/2 of the podcast Pussy Talk and 1/2 Ramblecast. Whaaaaat? Alyssa Cowan, Amy Cowan, Kyle George, James Morgan Episode 111: RamblePussy Continue reading
Posted Jul 3, 2012 at Reno Ramblecast
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Please come see me on Wednesday night at the Comedy Store at 7pm in the Main Room! Here's the flier! Continue reading
Posted Jun 21, 2012 at Alyssa Cowan - Comedy
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Denio, NV I've never been so afraid of a gas pump exploding into my face...until I got further up and saw the ancient pumps in Oregon...But at least then someone else is doing it. That's probably why you have to have someone else pump your gas for you there, they... Continue reading
Posted Jun 17, 2012 at Alyssa Cowan - Comedy
Due to technical difficulties, this episode ran a little short. >.<! We talk about a Nevada high school's spelling skills, Jersey Shore Shark Attack, and a man helps another man get a sharpshooting award. Alyssa Cowan, Alyssa Cowan, Evan Watson, Matt Wiegand Episode 110: Jersey Shore Pirahnaconda Continue reading
Posted Jun 17, 2012 at Reno Ramblecast
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I called it to find out my future, and my future turned out to be pizza. Continue reading
Posted Jun 15, 2012 at Alyssa Cowan - Comedy
We discuss the merits of IKEA, Oprah's network, and we conduct an impromptu analysis of actors in the new Star Wars movies. Alyssa Cowan, Amy Cowan, Jimmy Nissen Episode 109: Reno's Only Face Eating Podcast Continue reading
Posted Jun 8, 2012 at Reno Ramblecast
Tonight is going to be a great night for comedy in Reno! 8pm - Alysia Wood, Rick D'Elia at Harrah's Comedy at the Zone | Facebook Link 9pm - Homecoming Comedy show at 3rd Street | Facebook Event | Reno's comedy defectors come back to do comedy. Free! 9:30pm -... Continue reading
Posted Jun 8, 2012 at Alyssa Cowan - Comedy
I'll be at Lakeside in Tahoe City, CA on the 23rd w/ Joe Nguyen, Wayne Walsh and Aaron Wilson. It's going to be great! Here's the flier, so come check it out! Continue reading
Posted Jun 7, 2012 at Alyssa Cowan - Comedy
Amy and Evan face off in a contest to be the new downer on the podcast and we talk about Bieber related injuries and face eating. Alyssa Cowan, Amy Cowan, Evan Watson Episode 108: Puritanical Rex Continue reading
Posted Jun 2, 2012 at Reno Ramblecast
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I saw this in my inbox and thought it was Mitch Hedberg. =/ Continue reading
Posted May 23, 2012 at Alyssa Cowan - Comedy
We talk about death and closet pizzas. Jym Bettencourt, Alyssa Cowan, Amy Cowan Episode 107: Closet Pizza via www.alyssapants.com Continue reading
Reblogged May 20, 2012 at Alyssa Cowan - Comedy