The previous post, which I spent a while editing and wording just right, can be abridged to: Don't be a pain in the ass. That goes for you too, dog walkers. (See next post.) Continue reading

Guidelines for dog owners who don't want to be pains in the ass 1. Search carefully for someone you trust. This person will, in most cases, hold the keys to your place. They will also become a big part of your dog's life, the only person who (in his mind)... Continue reading

Ashley is a comedian and dog walker living in Greenpoint whom I'm proud to call my friend. The Dogwalker is a series of sketches, starring her and based on her on-the-job trials and tribulations. Here is Episode 1! I will serialize them here but you can also see the whole... Continue reading

Here is a story. I was having a bad day and went to work, like I do almost every day, weekends included: I picked up a dog and walked him to the dog run in Tompkins Square Park. Though I felt cranky and antisocial, I started talking to a lady... Continue reading