If you don't believe me, ask Janeane Garofalo about Obama's failure. And also tell her she's still kick ass masturbation material. Especially when paired with young female standups who think she's God, that she can be really mean to and they just appologize and ask what they can do to... well, you get the picture.

Well, Obama’s no Hitler, but rumor has it that he’s still torturing some people. He chose to “look forward, not back” when it came to punishing Republican traitors who started a war to make themselves richer and succeeded, which will kill hundreds of thousands before it’s done. He killed a real health care bill that would have saved 1000 lives a week, rewriting it to make it Republican friendly and killing those 1000/week to guarantee massive corporate profits. He gave trillions to wall street that they took in bonuses rather than reinvesting it in our country: which gave them the money to do that very thing. And then he lectured us on how we needed to tighten our belts and make more sensible financial decisions. Personally, I voted for a Panther and got a house cat: wall street’s favorite caddy. I'm sure your guy said what he said for all the wrong reasons; but don’t defend Obama when you should be attacking him for good reason. You are in the satire business, remember.

As an entertainer it must be difficult to sympathize with someone seeking personal validation through their work. How fucking annoying. But you're not worried that the next pot of coffee you get from room service will be filled with pee? You're a braver man than I.

As an entertainer it must be difficult to sympathize with someone seeking personal validation through their work. How fucking annoying. But you're not worried that the next pot of coffee you get from room service will be filled with pee? You're a braver man than I.