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You have to hook me up! They still use actual lead, right?
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I've got a pencil-sharpener app, but it doesn't work very well.
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Samuel Jackson might provide a good interpretation too.
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You know, I didn't have very high hopes for the quality of this video, but you're right: the kid is born to cinematograph!
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Beta Dad's 20-year old ego writes a check his 45-year old body can't cash. Continue reading
Posted Jan 29, 2013 at DadCentric
We've got a couple empowered princess books (Paper Bag Princess, Princess Knight), but they're really into the classics now. Still, recommend away! The more girl power stuff the better.
Toggle Commented Nov 14, 2012 on The Princess and the Poop at DadCentric
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I'm not really worried that they'll become entitled princesses, especially since they often incorporate superhero capes and pirate hats into their princess dress up games.
Toggle Commented Nov 14, 2012 on The Princess and the Poop at DadCentric
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You are so full of good ideas. I wish I had more time to steal them all.
Toggle Commented Nov 14, 2012 on The Princess and the Poop at DadCentric
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I've tried the whining and scratching, but only to get revenge. It felt good.
Toggle Commented Nov 14, 2012 on The Princess and the Poop at DadCentric
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Off topic: I wonder how mermaids poop.
Toggle Commented Nov 14, 2012 on The Princess and the Poop at DadCentric
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I'll take a goth kid over a Saran Wrap kid any day.
Toggle Commented Nov 14, 2012 on The Princess and the Poop at DadCentric
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Uh-oh. Too late. Already have My Little Ponies. They poop rainbow Skittles.
Toggle Commented Nov 14, 2012 on The Princess and the Poop at DadCentric
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Just think of me whenever you say "princess poop."
Toggle Commented Nov 14, 2012 on The Princess and the Poop at DadCentric
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Beta Dad is ruining princesses for little girls everywhere. Continue reading
Posted Nov 13, 2012 at DadCentric
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Feeling dirty is one of the best ways to get invited to a Muskrat party.
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The truth will set them free. ur so brave.
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I'm with you. I could see how somebody might get along with one kid better than the others, but there's no reason to bring it to anyone's attention.
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It's a green screen. The staff puts it away after my TV appearances.
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Pro tip: Put a nice, meaty cow femur in the crates before you shove the kids in.
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You might get famous for that.
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I set up my laptop sideways for skyping. It's a secret of the Hollywood stars.
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Timely coverage of the Very Important Dad Blogging Controversy that everyone got sick of yesterday. Continue reading
Posted Sep 27, 2012 at DadCentric
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Do you take your spouse's side in power struggles with children, even if you aren't really feeling it? Continue reading
Posted Sep 11, 2012 at DadCentric
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