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You have to hook me up! They still use actual lead, right?
Commented Apr 30, 2013 on Where the Parent Blogosphere Should Be Directing Its Rage at DadCentric
Where the Parent Blogosphere Should Be Directing Its Rage
How can we talk about who's facebook pictures are sexist, which mainstream media outlet is dissing bloggers, or which bloggers' marriages are ending, when we are being robbed blind by an arts and crafts industry that has no concern for our families?
I've got a pencil-sharpener app, but it doesn't work very well.
Commented Apr 30, 2013 on Where the Parent Blogosphere Should Be Directing Its Rage at DadCentric
Where the Parent Blogosphere Should Be Directing Its Rage
How can we talk about who's facebook pictures are sexist, which mainstream media outlet is dissing bloggers, or which bloggers' marriages are ending, when we are being robbed blind by an arts and crafts industry that has no concern for our families?
Samuel Jackson might provide a good interpretation too.
Commented Apr 29, 2013 on Where the Parent Blogosphere Should Be Directing Its Rage at DadCentric
Where the Parent Blogosphere Should Be Directing Its Rage
How can we talk about who's facebook pictures are sexist, which mainstream media outlet is dissing bloggers, or which bloggers' marriages are ending, when we are being robbed blind by an arts and crafts industry that has no concern for our families?
You know, I didn't have very high hopes for the quality of this video, but you're right: the kid is born to cinematograph!
Commented Apr 29, 2013 on Where the Parent Blogosphere Should Be Directing Its Rage at DadCentric
Where the Parent Blogosphere Should Be Directing Its Rage
How can we talk about who's facebook pictures are sexist, which mainstream media outlet is dissing bloggers, or which bloggers' marriages are ending, when we are being robbed blind by an arts and crafts industry that has no concern for our families?
Where the Parent Blogosphere Should Be Directing Its Rage
Sharpen your pitchforks! Continue reading
Posted Apr 29, 2013 at DadCentric
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An Old Man Gets His Ass Kicked
Beta Dad's 20-year old ego writes a check his 45-year old body can't cash. Continue reading
Posted Jan 29, 2013 at DadCentric
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We've got a couple empowered princess books (Paper Bag Princess, Princess Knight), but they're really into the classics now. Still, recommend away! The more girl power stuff the better.
Commented Nov 14, 2012 on The Princess and the Poop at DadCentric
The Princess and the Poop
My thinking on the whole princess thing has evolved. In the last four years, it's gone from, "Hell no--keep that shit out of my house," to "Well...just a little princess-play can't hurt," to "Let me introduce you to my daughters, Cinderella and Rapunzel." I remember, months before the twin...
I'm not really worried that they'll become entitled princesses, especially since they often incorporate superhero capes and pirate hats into their princess dress up games.
Commented Nov 14, 2012 on The Princess and the Poop at DadCentric
The Princess and the Poop
My thinking on the whole princess thing has evolved. In the last four years, it's gone from, "Hell no--keep that shit out of my house," to "Well...just a little princess-play can't hurt," to "Let me introduce you to my daughters, Cinderella and Rapunzel." I remember, months before the twin...
You are so full of good ideas. I wish I had more time to steal them all.
Commented Nov 14, 2012 on The Princess and the Poop at DadCentric
The Princess and the Poop
My thinking on the whole princess thing has evolved. In the last four years, it's gone from, "Hell no--keep that shit out of my house," to "Well...just a little princess-play can't hurt," to "Let me introduce you to my daughters, Cinderella and Rapunzel." I remember, months before the twin...
I've tried the whining and scratching, but only to get revenge. It felt good.
Commented Nov 14, 2012 on The Princess and the Poop at DadCentric
The Princess and the Poop
My thinking on the whole princess thing has evolved. In the last four years, it's gone from, "Hell no--keep that shit out of my house," to "Well...just a little princess-play can't hurt," to "Let me introduce you to my daughters, Cinderella and Rapunzel." I remember, months before the twin...
Off topic: I wonder how mermaids poop.
Commented Nov 14, 2012 on The Princess and the Poop at DadCentric
The Princess and the Poop
My thinking on the whole princess thing has evolved. In the last four years, it's gone from, "Hell no--keep that shit out of my house," to "Well...just a little princess-play can't hurt," to "Let me introduce you to my daughters, Cinderella and Rapunzel." I remember, months before the twin...
I'll take a goth kid over a Saran Wrap kid any day.
Commented Nov 14, 2012 on The Princess and the Poop at DadCentric
The Princess and the Poop
My thinking on the whole princess thing has evolved. In the last four years, it's gone from, "Hell no--keep that shit out of my house," to "Well...just a little princess-play can't hurt," to "Let me introduce you to my daughters, Cinderella and Rapunzel." I remember, months before the twin...
Uh-oh. Too late. Already have My Little Ponies. They poop rainbow Skittles.
Commented Nov 14, 2012 on The Princess and the Poop at DadCentric
The Princess and the Poop
My thinking on the whole princess thing has evolved. In the last four years, it's gone from, "Hell no--keep that shit out of my house," to "Well...just a little princess-play can't hurt," to "Let me introduce you to my daughters, Cinderella and Rapunzel." I remember, months before the twin...
Just think of me whenever you say "princess poop."
Commented Nov 14, 2012 on The Princess and the Poop at DadCentric
The Princess and the Poop
My thinking on the whole princess thing has evolved. In the last four years, it's gone from, "Hell no--keep that shit out of my house," to "Well...just a little princess-play can't hurt," to "Let me introduce you to my daughters, Cinderella and Rapunzel." I remember, months before the twin...
The Princess and the Poop
Posted Nov 13, 2012 at DadCentric
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Feeling dirty is one of the best ways to get invited to a Muskrat party.
Commented Sep 28, 2012 on Is It Okay to Publicly Announce Which of Your Kids is Your Favorite? (The answer is no, dumbass) at DadCentric
Is It Okay to Publicly Announce Which of Your Kids is Your Favorite? (The answer is no, dumbass)
I tweeted a sarcastic tweet the other day, and ended up on national TV, as part of what will probably come to be known as the most ridiculous of all parent blogging controversies ever. So there's this dad blogger who writes, in an offhand way, apropos of almost nothing, that he favors his olde...
The truth will set them free. ur so brave.
Commented Sep 28, 2012 on Is It Okay to Publicly Announce Which of Your Kids is Your Favorite? (The answer is no, dumbass) at DadCentric
Is It Okay to Publicly Announce Which of Your Kids is Your Favorite? (The answer is no, dumbass)
I tweeted a sarcastic tweet the other day, and ended up on national TV, as part of what will probably come to be known as the most ridiculous of all parent blogging controversies ever. So there's this dad blogger who writes, in an offhand way, apropos of almost nothing, that he favors his olde...
I'm with you. I could see how somebody might get along with one kid better than the others, but there's no reason to bring it to anyone's attention.
Commented Sep 28, 2012 on Is It Okay to Publicly Announce Which of Your Kids is Your Favorite? (The answer is no, dumbass) at DadCentric
Is It Okay to Publicly Announce Which of Your Kids is Your Favorite? (The answer is no, dumbass)
I tweeted a sarcastic tweet the other day, and ended up on national TV, as part of what will probably come to be known as the most ridiculous of all parent blogging controversies ever. So there's this dad blogger who writes, in an offhand way, apropos of almost nothing, that he favors his olde...
It's a green screen. The staff puts it away after my TV appearances.
Commented Sep 28, 2012 on Is It Okay to Publicly Announce Which of Your Kids is Your Favorite? (The answer is no, dumbass) at DadCentric
Is It Okay to Publicly Announce Which of Your Kids is Your Favorite? (The answer is no, dumbass)
I tweeted a sarcastic tweet the other day, and ended up on national TV, as part of what will probably come to be known as the most ridiculous of all parent blogging controversies ever. So there's this dad blogger who writes, in an offhand way, apropos of almost nothing, that he favors his olde...
Pro tip: Put a nice, meaty cow femur in the crates before you shove the kids in.
Commented Sep 28, 2012 on Is It Okay to Publicly Announce Which of Your Kids is Your Favorite? (The answer is no, dumbass) at DadCentric
Is It Okay to Publicly Announce Which of Your Kids is Your Favorite? (The answer is no, dumbass)
I tweeted a sarcastic tweet the other day, and ended up on national TV, as part of what will probably come to be known as the most ridiculous of all parent blogging controversies ever. So there's this dad blogger who writes, in an offhand way, apropos of almost nothing, that he favors his olde...
You might get famous for that.
Commented Sep 28, 2012 on Is It Okay to Publicly Announce Which of Your Kids is Your Favorite? (The answer is no, dumbass) at DadCentric
Is It Okay to Publicly Announce Which of Your Kids is Your Favorite? (The answer is no, dumbass)
I tweeted a sarcastic tweet the other day, and ended up on national TV, as part of what will probably come to be known as the most ridiculous of all parent blogging controversies ever. So there's this dad blogger who writes, in an offhand way, apropos of almost nothing, that he favors his olde...
I set up my laptop sideways for skyping. It's a secret of the Hollywood stars.
Commented Sep 28, 2012 on Is It Okay to Publicly Announce Which of Your Kids is Your Favorite? (The answer is no, dumbass) at DadCentric
Is It Okay to Publicly Announce Which of Your Kids is Your Favorite? (The answer is no, dumbass)
I tweeted a sarcastic tweet the other day, and ended up on national TV, as part of what will probably come to be known as the most ridiculous of all parent blogging controversies ever. So there's this dad blogger who writes, in an offhand way, apropos of almost nothing, that he favors his olde...
I always knew it, Dad.
Commented Sep 28, 2012 on Is It Okay to Publicly Announce Which of Your Kids is Your Favorite? (The answer is no, dumbass) at DadCentric
Is It Okay to Publicly Announce Which of Your Kids is Your Favorite? (The answer is no, dumbass)
I tweeted a sarcastic tweet the other day, and ended up on national TV, as part of what will probably come to be known as the most ridiculous of all parent blogging controversies ever. So there's this dad blogger who writes, in an offhand way, apropos of almost nothing, that he favors his olde...
Is It Okay to Publicly Announce Which of Your Kids is Your Favorite? (The answer is no, dumbass)
Posted Sep 27, 2012 at DadCentric
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Consistency
Posted Sep 11, 2012 at DadCentric
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