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It seems like the haters even got bored and left. But of course the designer imposters still remain. Who are these fools anyway? They appear to be selling designer imitations and cheap knock offs. With that in mind, it is very likely that Shawty was wearing their garbage the time he came through lookin' "foolish"....

Commented Oct 10, 2011 on #454 at Snacks and Shit

One less thing to worry about if he ever loses his wallet....

Commented Oct 9, 2011 on #451 at Snacks and Shit

Gucci's Mom: Gucci, what would possess you to go out and blow your birthday money on something so stupid as that ridiculous Bart Simpson necklace??!! Gucci: IT IS NOT RIDICULOUS AND ITS NOT STUPID!!! Every year I tell Santa I want a Bart Simpson necklace and he never brings it. This year Granny Mane gave me money for my birthday and she said I could buy ANYTHING I want with it!!! So just leave me alone!!! (Slams bedroom door).

Commented Oct 6, 2011 on #448 at Snacks and Shit

His name should be Ashy Knuckles. His knuckles are ashy in every pic.

Commented Oct 6, 2011 on #444 at Snacks and Shit

Nassir, Nas,....N? PLEASE don't let him change himself to a symbol. I love Nas, but I will have to disown "The Rapper Formerly Known As Nas". And, IF he actually DID rule the world one day, everybody would just do whatever and treat him like a joke because nobody is going to take anybody seriously with the name "King Rapper Formerly Known as Nas".

Commented Oct 5, 2011 on #442 at Snacks and Shit

B-I-N-G-O/You do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around... They should do a remix and sell it to Nickeleodeon.

Commented Oct 3, 2011 on #427 at Snacks and Shit

His earlobes are totally normal... I think he is self conscious about the scars on his forehead and is using his ears as a diversion.

Commented Oct 3, 2011 on #406 at Snacks and Shit

Filed Under: Coke machines keep rejecting your money, LOL!! When a Coke machine rejects my money, sometimes I lay the dollar on the front of my thigh and flatten it out with my palm to get the wrinkles out. I hope Puff doesn't do this with his anus money. I'm trying to picture him going about his day unaware that everyone he comes in contact with is trying to figure out who the hell left a shart stain on his leg.

Commented Oct 3, 2011 on #391 at Snacks and Shit

Black girls White girls Skinny girls Fat girls Tall girls Small girls I'm callin' all girls Take a lesson DMX...sometimes it's better to summarize. Eminem consolidated his girls into categories when the list got to be too long. When you're trying to handle that many bitches, eventually you're gonna fuck up and you'll probably get shanked, just like Ruby said.

Commented Sep 30, 2011 on #378 at Snacks and Shit

Okay so I am fairly new to this sight. Why are there so many threads that go off in another direction with motivational quotes and what appears to be one sided conversations??

Commented Sep 30, 2011 on #377 at Snacks and Shit

He looks like a broke ass Stevie Wonder in this picture

Commented Sep 30, 2011 on #370 at Snacks and Shit

Do your nuts hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder.... Filed under: The Andrew Dice Clay Preschool

Commented Sep 27, 2011 on #308 at Snacks and Shit

I have a friend that forgot about a $40 whore debt he owed and some big scary guys showed up at his house in the middle of the night to collect it. He didn' have any cash, but thankfully he had good credit so he was allowed to call the escort service and give them his MasterCard number over the phone.

Commented Sep 23, 2011 on #303 at Snacks and Shit

Why is he wearing a onesie?

Commented Sep 23, 2011 on #298 at Snacks and Shit

Flowers, gardens, lawnmowers? And it only gets worse. Fast forward to 2011: "Tools on deck/Home Depot nigga". Obviously Mr. Lawnmower is a lunatic. I would feel much better if he would return to the garden dept. and stay the hell away from power tools.

Commented Sep 23, 2011 on #296 at Snacks and Shit

When you first glance at that pic, it looks like he's learning how to box.

Commented Sep 22, 2011 on #294 at Snacks and Shit

Come on Jay Z...show a little compassion. If you're gonna kill a nigga dead, couldn't you least do it BEFORE you make them suffer through whatever that was you said? Or was the monologue itself designed to confuse them to death? What if you get up to the part about something being "spat" by you and they aren't dead yet? Do you just keep going on and on until they are no longer breathing or do you say "The End" and kill them dead with a gun? Just wondering...

Commented Sep 20, 2011 on #238 at Snacks and Shit

Why don't you consider pig latin, Ipper-Flay?

Commented Sep 17, 2011 on #213 at Snacks and Shit

How funny would it be if they were dressed up in fruit costumes like the Fruit of the Loom gang?? LOL

Commented Sep 17, 2011 on #211 at Snacks and Shit

I don't believe you, Mister

Commented Sep 17, 2011 on #198 at Snacks and Shit

After hours of driving in circles, Pharoahe bangs his head on the steering wheel and vows to never buy another vehicle that isn't equipped with OnStar.

Commented Sep 16, 2011 on #176 at Snacks and Shit

MR. POTATO HEAD

Commented Sep 16, 2011 on #173 at Snacks and Shit

Anonymous, who appointed you spokesperson for the group? Did the rappers call you and ask if you would please come get this shit straightened out? I doubt if they would be half as pissed off as you are. Especially if they took time to read the disclaimer which plainly states this is all in fun. Go annoy someone else, jackass.

Commented Sep 14, 2011 on #51 at Snacks and Shit

I doo doo when I see you

Commented Sep 14, 2011 on #26 at Snacks and Shit

He was running late and forgot to pick up a bottle of Chardonnay as planned

Commented Sep 14, 2011 on #31 at Snacks and Shit