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Would it be gauche of me to mention Dale Gribble? Also, I assume you are pronouncing "greasy" as "gree-zee." Am I correct in that assumption? I had better be...
Toggle Commented Jun 20, 2010 on Pests at Oh, my stars and garters!
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Mar 15, 2010
Bah! 'Tis fine the way it be (huh?). I shouldn't complain so much, if I knew what was good for me.
Toggle Commented Feb 2, 2010 on Drowsy at Oh, my stars and garters!
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Yeah, I guess I can get it into a new window by right clicking, but the left click opens it in the same tab. I suppose it is perfectly cromulent either way.
Toggle Commented Feb 2, 2010 on Drowsy at Oh, my stars and garters!
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I do like the thumbnail gallery, although I wish it still opened in a new window on click. Plus, I the last picture is really great.
Toggle Commented Feb 2, 2010 on Drowsy at Oh, my stars and garters!
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This just keeps being fantastic every time I come back to it. At 79¢ apiece, I could almost afford to to get rid of my TV and set up a similarly Joy™ful installation in my living room.
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Oooh! This is a lot of fun!
Toggle Commented Jun 8, 2009 on Game to play at Oh, my stars and garters!
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I'm pretty sure it's a pig. A tiny pig with an even tinier green saddle. I think he's supposed to act as a sort of timer... Like, as he walks around the rim of the plate eating the little oblong tomato slices and sweet pickles. You know you better hurry when he gets to the pizza with the giant meatball on it, and if he makes it to the maracas... Well, just don't let him make it to the maracas before you finish your tacos, is all.
Toggle Commented May 5, 2009 on Today's walk at Oh, my stars and garters!
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That taco mural is something else... Is that a pig standing on the rim of the plate?
Toggle Commented May 5, 2009 on Today's walk at Oh, my stars and garters!
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Two or three apartments ago I used to have to take a road that forked to get home, with one direction leading to the interstate, and the other leading practically nowhere other than my apartment. There was a stoplight about half a block before the fork and people were always trying to slide over into the other lane at the light, then beat the other car off* the line so they could sneak back over. During rush hour everyone was hip to this game, and most people saw it as a bullshit move and would do whatever they could to prevent the asshole from getting back over into their lane. Almost every day I would accelerate out of the light just enough to goad the other drivers into attempting to prevent me from getting over before I wound up in the no-man's-land after the fork, and of course, they would always win. They, no doubt, took great pleasure in having foiled a selfish prick of a driver, and I relished the ease with which I could cause them to panic over something so completely unimportant, knowing that I would be doing the same thing if I were in their position. It was the proverbial win-win: we were both jerks, but we made each other feel like winners. * hehe
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Two things, because I know that you know that I know that you are dying to know what I am dying to tell you: 1. Please, anytime you feel the slightest inkling, continue quoting Yosimite Sam. Seriously. 2. I am coming out in favor of outdoor pissing. The fact that you have found a reason other than "because I can" for doing so is merely cake icing. Incidentally, I am against pissing on cake, unless it is enemy-cake, in which case one should piss with aplomb. I am also in favor most other types of aplomb-pissing. This blog comment has become my pissing manifesto. I will be sending people here, in the future, for reference. I hope you don't mind.
Toggle Commented Mar 20, 2009 on Ratsnfratsn at Oh, my stars and garters!
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Ok, I'll eat a dick, but I'm not sure it will make me want to go to Awesometown any less...
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The only one of these I have seen so far is the water one, but it is chock full of fucking brilliance. I have no idea why I can't, then, bring myself to watch any of the others... I can't do it, though. Maybe someday.
Toggle Commented Feb 21, 2009 on Look around you. at Oh, my stars and garters!
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That is pretty ominous looking... I like the plane just barely escaping the cruel and undue fate of phagocytosis in what is really a 'skin-of-teeth' type scenario. I paid for the whole seat, but I'm only using the edge...
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Unless, of course, you wake up tonight just before being stabbed by a madman demanding to know where the fuck you're hiding the eggs, man. In that case this day might feature prominently in the flashing. See, every day has the potential to be the most important day of your life, don't be so hasty to write them off.
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I mean, all the effin' time. (Edit function is the best!)
Toggle Commented Jan 7, 2009 on Development at Oh, my stars and garters!
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If we keep going we will run out of horizontal space! Oy, if I had a penny for every time I've heard that...
Toggle Commented Jan 7, 2009 on Development at Oh, my stars and garters!
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This is all a little tiny bit confusing, but in a good way, like when you first realize that God actually doesn't care if you masturbate.
Toggle Commented Jan 7, 2009 on Development at Oh, my stars and garters!
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so awesome!
Toggle Commented Jan 7, 2009 on Development at Oh, my stars and garters!
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fuck off, bp.
Toggle Commented Jan 7, 2009 on Development at Oh, my stars and garters!
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'sup?
Toggle Commented Jan 7, 2009 on Development at Oh, my stars and garters!
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... Like Zombie by the Cranberries...
Toggle Commented Dec 1, 2008 on Foilage! at Oh, my stars and garters!
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