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Bar De Ness
London, England & San Pablo City, Philippines.
Bar de Ness writes brilliant and entertaining articles. Traveller, writer, philosopher, coconut farmer, and hammock swinger. An expert in the humanities, he is universally acknowledged as being right about everything and praised world-wide for his modesty, charm and exceptional good looks.
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Spoof Time Magazine Covers fool the Philippines twice in three weeks!
Posted 6 days ago at BARDINESS
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Mount Mayon erupts - with fatal consequences.........
Posted May 8, 2013 at BARDINESS
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Captain Cook and the USS Guardian...
Posted Apr 2, 2013 at BARDINESS
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Bar De Ness is now following Lexie Smith
Mar 21, 2013
Thanks Nancy. I'm delighted to know you are following my posts, and compliments are always welcome!
The Pope, the Philippines, Argentina and the British......
Hey! Smoking is bad for your health! The Via Crucis is the re-enactment of Christ's crucifixion on Good Friday. Held in San Fernando, Pampanga, Philippines, it has become famous for people being nailed to the cross. There are currently 34 men enlisted to participate, with an estimated 50,0...
Thank you for your intelligent analysis Markuva, you have made some interesting points, and I agree about the national certification and branding.
The Philippines - Keep off my Buko - Vita Coco!
"I'm not a mathematical genius, but I know about coconuts, and I know that the average young coconut holds less than a litre of water - but let's suppose, for argument sake it actually does hold a litre." The Coconut Market Information Center (CMIC) states that Vita Coco "the US best-selling c...
The Pope, the Philippines, Argentina and the British......
Posted Mar 19, 2013 at BARDINESS
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Cheers Spook. Always nice to see an old post rise from it's dormant state. Cor blimey! Lavverly - Gawd bless ya!
The iconic and Incomparable Audrey Hepburn - a personal tribute....
Feminine beauty can be defined both within and without. Yet there are few women who exude both. Marilyn Monroe - stunning, flawed and vulnerable. Rita Hayworth, stunning, confident and - vulnerable. Sophia Loren, stunning, strong etc. What identifies these stars is the era they came from. A ...
Good luck with it Eric. Let me know how you get on! Sounds like precious stuff.
The iconic and Incomparable Audrey Hepburn - a personal tribute....
Feminine beauty can be defined both within and without. Yet there are few women who exude both. Marilyn Monroe - stunning, flawed and vulnerable. Rita Hayworth, stunning, confident and - vulnerable. Sophia Loren, stunning, strong etc. What identifies these stars is the era they came from. A ...
It suddenly occurred to me to seek the history of "St Vitus Dance" and I was really surprised to see the similarities today. The phrase was clearly very common in previous generations, and perhaps future ones will call it the "Harlem Shake". Thanks for your story Charlino - I'm glad to know that I wasn't the only one accused of it.
The Harlem Shake - Choreomania
"Get off! This is the Harlem Shake not Gangnam!" There's an outbreak of exhibitionism going on, which involves people losing their sanity and gyrating like demented chimpanzees. There used to be a medical term for this: St Vitus' Dance. Also known as "Dancing Mania", it was a social phenom...
The Harlem Shake - Choreomania
Posted Mar 4, 2013 at BARDINESS
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Thank you Eastwood for that advice. I'm familiar with the ring pull devices you refer to, but they are not an option in this case, and as my post was about an "organic" specific brand there isn't much I can do about it. I'd forgotten this post - I appreciate being reminded about it, although what possessed me to write it in the first place two years ago, I know not!
Morrisons Organic Baked Beans.....
When I was a child, I would sit on the loo and read the nearest product labels if a picture comic wasn't to hand. So I would learn the unique properties of an unopened bar of soap, or be enthralled by the constituents of a variety of bathroom cleaners like Domestos - which kills 99% of household...
Thank you for your input Charlino. It's rather ironic that it takes an outspoken Queen's consort to raise an important issue which his hypocritical and callous government hasn't the bottle to neither identify or appreciate.
Prince Philip in hot water over the Philippines
"Just put it there pal!" Prince Philip has hit the headlines again in his own inimitable style, with what some consider another of his famous gaffes. Renowned for his jokey persona he tends to dispel the restrictions of diplomatic speak and just pops up with the first thing which enters ...
I failed to mention in this post that in the previous April I arrived in Rome with a few relatives, and we took a cab to our hotel. The driver drove like crazy, and I was holding on for grim life, but after dropping us off, he returned thirty minutes later with a bag which we mislaid. It was an important one - with medicines. No one was aware of it until the hotel receptionist brought it to my attention - the driver didn't hang around - he just returned it and left. Had I been there at the time I would have given him a reward in gratitude. I certainly didn't call the press. But I did leave something for him when I checked out - because the chances were he was known to the hotel and they would have give him it. A significant honest act of kindness from a Rome taxi driver with no fuss or expectations. It probably happens all the time but the Italians don't see a need to broadcast such things!
Thanks very much for your comments. I appreciate your input.
Honesty in the Philippines.......
"Is it so unusual that Filipinos display such honesty that the world and his wife should learn about it?" A Manila calesa driver has been applauded for his honesty and his action was reported in the Philippines national press. Jaime Mayor received a reward from the NPDC for returning a wal...
Hear Hear! And thank you for your erudite comment. Our nurses are greatly undervalued, and you're right - it is a vocation first and foremost and we do not reward them sufficiently. Nor should it matter a jot where they come from. All that matters is that they matter.
Prince Philip in hot water over the Philippines
"Just put it there pal!" Prince Philip has hit the headlines again in his own inimitable style, with what some consider another of his famous gaffes. Renowned for his jokey persona he tends to dispel the restrictions of diplomatic speak and just pops up with the first thing which enters ...
Prince Philip in hot water over the Philippines
Posted Feb 20, 2013 at BARDINESS
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You got the point!
What's Your Number? 7 Billion and Counting!
As I write, the 7th billion human on the planet will have been born. The "billion" in this case is the American billion not the British billion which is the equivalent to a million million (i.e. 1,000,000,000,000). The American billion equates to a thousand million (1,000,000,000). There is a ...
Crocodile Tears for Lolong
Posted Feb 11, 2013 at BARDINESS
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Solar Superstorm and Asteroid 2012 DA14
Posted Feb 8, 2013 at BARDINESS
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Janine Tugonon brings the House down!
Posted Feb 6, 2013 at BARDINESS
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Move down ladies and gents - Knife wielding incident at Buckingham Palace!
_ "They're changing the guard at Buckingham Palace; a man got tasered and went down with malice" Having watched the events I was instantly struck by the ease which it was recorded, and equally impressed by the speed with which it was posted on YouTube. An instant action which ensured... Continue reading
Posted Feb 3, 2013 at BARDINESS
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