I too will buy a sausage shirt. I bought the Loner Rebel shirt. I bought a tshirt linked in that Make Stuff comment thread featuring a picture of a lady's brother looking lascivious. (I got a lot of compliments on that one at a Lynnerd Skynnerd concert. Hey, I got a free ticket.) I promise to buy a sausage shirt. I might wear the big fake knockers under the shirt...dunno yet.

I watched and I squee-ed and then there was a 34 comment thread on my FB about the whole thing. It was convoluted. Something about touching a waitress who used to serve you at her restaurant, drinking scotch, sock monkeys, furries, my hormones and a trip to hell. That Meemaw card...it's got some strange powers.

Squee!!

Wil Wheaton sez it's elfy time? I'd give you a shiny nickel if you'd wear THIS. Just the top half. You don't have to wear the bottom half if it offends your sensibilities. I'm telling you, that nickel would be sparkling.

When Wil Wheaton talks, I listen.

My friend Marcia, who is all things Trek, was asked about her opinion on the newest movie. She declared it awesome in all ways. Of course I had to lament to her on the lack of Wheaton. Now I don't have to anymore. Now I feel awesomed. BTW, my sixteen year old son watched your Big Bang Theory and now knows why I squee'd about your appearance. At least he did up until the Monty Python-a-thon got to him.

So, I left off live streaming President Obama and listened to this beautiful thing. This is why we stress education folks. So Pax and geekery can continue.

My condolences Wil. There is no love like the love of a pet.

My family plays golf. I don't. No desire to. They tell me their golfing stories and show me their golfing goodies trying to spur some interest in me. What really put me off is some of their rules. I mean, I might play golf, but not if I have to witness my family performing this golf ritual. They have some sort of rule, something about scoring and skunking one another from hole to hole, in which if you are skunked pretty badly you have to walk to the next tee with your junk hanging out of your pants. Which is ever so charming, I'm sure. I'll pass. Oh, my little sister hit a wild turkey with her ball this last month. The bird was stunned but otherwise OK.

GAH! Next time you can't find the costume things you need, EMAIL ME! It's what I do! I can find those goggles. I can make that lab coat! Sigh...rainbow wig.

GAH! Next time you can't find the costume things you need, EMAIL ME! It's what I do! I can find those goggles. I can make that lab coat! Sigh...rainbow wig.

I'm voting Obama in battleground Nevada. No air quotes needed for that one. For you Californians, please vote no on 8 so that some of the folks in my home state of Utah can sit around, wring their hands, and prepare for the apocalypse. It'll be good for their souls.

I'm voting Obama in battleground Nevada. No air quotes needed for that one. For you Californians, please vote no on 8 so that some of the folks in my home state of Utah can sit around, wring their hands, and prepare for the apocalypse. It'll be good for their souls.

I need more coffee for this one. Or...meth. Phyllis Diller is in there. I better just stick with coffee.

I need more coffee for this one. Or...meth. Phyllis Diller is in there. I better just stick with coffee.

I'm not just going to talk like a pirate today, but I'm gonna smell like one too! YAR!

I'm not just going to talk like a pirate today, but I'm gonna smell like one too! YAR!

Heh. I wanna see who the VPs are going to be. This should be interesting. Reading a blog this morning and I thought of your parenting/video games are of the devil crusade. Take a look at this little gem from Cake Wrecks.

Heh. I wanna see who the VPs are going to be. This should be interesting. Reading a blog this morning and I thought of your parenting/video games are of the devil crusade. Take a look at this little gem from Cake Wrecks.

My first showing of Rocky was in Utah...midnight showing...no toast allowed. No deflowering. Horrible. And sedate. It was wrong. My second time was in San Diego. I walked to the show with my friend wearing a black overcoat over a bra and panties, condoms pinned into my hair. It was a long way from Utah. Speaking of idiotic remakes, did you know they are remaking "The Breakfast Club"? (Five people are stranded at an airport in this one.) What is WRONG with people?

My first showing of Rocky was in Utah...midnight showing...no toast allowed. No deflowering. Horrible. And sedate. It was wrong. My second time was in San Diego. I walked to the show with my friend wearing a black overcoat over a bra and panties, condoms pinned into my hair. It was a long way from Utah. Speaking of idiotic remakes, did you know they are remaking "The Breakfast Club"? (Five people are stranded at an airport in this one.) What is WRONG with people?

But I enjoy clicking the link to renew my information sent by a bank I've never done business with. I assume my superhero identity, Chlamydia Fitzpooperson, and procede to tell them that my CC# is 5537-8008-5537-8008. There is also something so awesome about corresponding for a few weeks with those romantic Nigerian phishers. I can be assured that they love me beauty ever and ever and still laugh at their expense. No matter how much I insist they send me plane fare to see them, they refuse!

But I enjoy clicking the link to renew my information sent by a bank I've never done business with. I assume my superhero identity, Chlamydia Fitzpooperson, and procede to tell them that my CC# is 5537-8008-5537-8008. There is also something so awesome about corresponding for a few weeks with those romantic Nigerian phishers. I can be assured that they love me beauty ever and ever and still laugh at their expense. No matter how much I insist they send me plane fare to see them, they refuse!

Did anyone else misread ToddCommish's comment as "Judge-Reinhold-in-FART-flashback"? Just me...fine...carry on. Have a nice vacation Wil.

Did anyone else misread ToddCommish's comment as "Judge-Reinhold-in-FART-flashback"? Just me...fine...carry on. Have a nice vacation Wil.