That = awesome. But I think you might like to know what the comic you just posted on tumblr hath wrought: A few minutes ago, to the tune of my DM's amazed "Whaaaaaaat?", I uttered words I've never uttered in 13 years of tabletop gaming: "I want to play a monk." Specifically, I want to play a character that can call out, "You cannot resist my vicious cockpunch of FURIOUS ANGER!" I'm now going through and renaming all of the monk abilities to something suitably outlandish. Also, I feel a strange compulsion to talk like Antonio Banderas for this character, I'm goin' with it.