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Would this be an example of "Don't be a Dick & Jane?"
in which I am an indirect contributor to Highlights for Children
In february, I wrote about the time that Anne and I discussed Highlights for Children at great length: "You know what I always hated about Highlights?" Anne said, "some idiot kid had always circled the hidden pictures." "Seriously!" I said, "fuck that kid, man. That kid's a dick." "And what kin...
On the one hand, I'm glad they chose you - someone who's truly excited about science/tech/geek stuff to be truly excited as the narrator (acting, shmacting, nothing replaces true excitement).
On the other hand, there's a part of me that wishes they asked you to read it as Wesley Crusher. It just seems like the kind of thing Wesley would have done if there were a NASA in the future that wanted to tell everyone about a new robot...
I'm guessing this would have been of no interest to you at all (and for good reason). But it would have been cool...
...across the gulf of space...
Last week, I got to do one of the coolest things I've ever done in my life: I went to JPL in La Canada to record a video for the landing of Mars Curiosity on August 5. I have to believe that their first through eighth choices weren't available, because it's the only thing that makes sense, but s...
I feel like QR codes are something that happened while I was away for the Internet for some reason. One day, it wasn't there, the next day, everyone seemed to know what to do except me.
So this is as good a time to ask as any other: what's the "right" QR Code reader to download for iPhone/iPad? Are there features to these things one must consider?
Also: it occurs to me that if the iPhone shipped with a QR reader, these things would instantly be 100x more popular/useful.
go on... scan it...
Wil,
While I admire your naive (almost Wesley Crusher-like?) faith in humanity, I agree with most of the posters here that your Kindle is long gone.
That said, I hold out hope that a person dumb enough to buy things on a stolen Kindle (thinking the original owner wouldn't notice?) may also be dumb enough to call Amazon customer service and say, "Hey - the Kindle I found on the plane suddenly stopped working. Can you fix it?" Hopefully, Amazon has Wheatley's serial number on a watchlist & can pick this guy/gal up if he/she calls in...
Someone found my Kindle on the airplane this weekend. I'd really like it back.
I left my Kindle on an airplane this weekend (post-convention exhaustion will do that to you), and someone found it. I know that someone found it, because they've been using my account to buy games and books. Based on the purchases, I'm fairly sure the person who found my Kindle (which is named ...
Oh, great - now I feel bad for not getting around to commenting on the previous post. ;-)
I, too, am a long-time reader/first-time commenter, having read your stuff on & off for a couple of years now. My iPad now gives me easier access to things like Twitter, Podcasts, etc., so I have more recently become familiar with the "full Wheaton," as it were...
Anyway, I've always been impressed with your work. Posts like the Fireworks one read like little novels, with real characters, plot twists, emotional highs & lows, etc.. I also like that you obviously put a lot of time and effort into your work, but never take yourself so seriously as to condescend to your readers.
Keep up the great work! We're still here - listening, reading and watching...
tamed by the purr of a jaguar
Thank you to everyone who commented on my last post. I had no idea so many new readers were visiting my blog; I'd just assumed that the Internet had gotten bored with me, moved on to whatever the new hotness is, and I was writing for the few, the proud, the geeky who had been here forever. Knowi...
Just remember: "Magenta" is probably in her late 40s right now, 30 pounds heavier, has two kids, and just read this post and thought to herself, "Woah...that was Wesley Crusher?!?!?"
Time smooths out all the peaks & valleys, huh?
when you dressed up sharp and you felt alright
A few days after my sixteenth birthday, I lost my Rocky Horror virginity with my best friend, in a shitty little duplex theater in Van Nuys. I'd wanted to see Rocky since I was ten or eleven on my way to an audition and my mom drove us past a marquee advertising a midnight showing every Saturday...
One of the many things that makes the Internet great:
20 years ago, if you don't show up to a con & the organizers cite "personal reasons," you're a jerk, and everyone who was at the con spends the rest of their lives telling everyone they meet about how Wil Wheaton's a jerk because he blew off this con I once went to, etc.
Today, you post a personal message to your fan base explaining yourself, and now we all tell our friends about what a good father, husband, etc. you are.
What was that Louis Armstrong used to say? Oh yeah - What a Wonderful World...
life is what happens while you're making other plans
For a couple of months, I've been making plans to return to the Tulsa Trek Expo as part of the 2008 Geektour. I know there are a number of people who have been planning to come to the show because I'm on the guest list, and I know I'm going to disappoint a lot of people, but I've had to cancel m...
Is it just me, or does it bother anyone that he called his Star Trek expert a Trekker and not a Trekkie?
Doesn't bode well that he's actually listening to said Trekker/ie...
"reinventing?" uh-oh. i'm not sure how i feel about this
Wired says that JJ Abrams promises to "reinvent" Star Trek: "Effects for Star Trek have never, ever been done like this," says Abrams, who credits George Lucas' Industrial Light and Magic for the visual fireworks. Abrams was fanatical about Star Wars as a kid. But Star Trek? Not so much. Di...
Add me to the "I hope they keep this moving along" crowd. I look forward to the show every week, but I must admit, by the end of yesterday's episode, that same thought occurred to me: man, are we going to go all the way from now through May just working our way up to "bomb day?" It's going to get tedious eventually, even if the episodes themselves are entertaining/intruiging.
One last thought: the "slogan of the week" thing is going to get old fast too.
I bought into "Save the Cheerleader, Save the World."
I was mildly ammused by "Who's on the List?"
I was slightly disturbed by "Who's her Daddy?"
They hinted at another one last night, but I forget what it is now.
Please. Don't. Ruin. A. Good. Thing...
oh my. Heroes really is that good.
As long as I'm talking about television last night, how great was Heroes? I know George Takei in real life, and he is an incredibly wonderful man. Like everyone who has been on Star Trek and played a memorable character, he's been heavily associated with that bit of work, even though he's got a ...
Spam and junk mail/solicitation calls are two entirely different things.
Spam costs virtually nothing to send, so companies send it even when they have no expectation of it generating any revenue (in fact, sometimes they send it out just to get the Read Confirmation & improve their mailing list hit rate).
Junk mail & solicitation calls actually cost some significant money to use, so firms put some thought into who they send it to. And although complaining about them is very popular, a lot of people actually respond to them, and a good campaign can turn a significant profit.
So I think junk mail & phone campaigns will be here for the long haul. Spam is a different animal that needs to be solved differently. Here are some thoughts I put together on the subject a few years back (at the time, they actually made it into InternetWeek's newsletter, so at least someone thought they had merit):
http://www.familygreenberg.com/ramblings_spam.htm
opt out, godammit.
Nothing makes me go from zero to raving asshole faster than junk mail, telemarketing calls, or invasions of my privacy. So as a public service today, I share this link to a fantastic article in the New York Times, which rounds up some of the easiest ways to remove all that annoying bullshit fro...
So basically, this is a study guide for the old Trivial Pursuit game, right?
(They should have reserved one of the days for "Roll Again").
the intellectual devotional
Last week, while walking through the book store, my eyes fell on the reference section. I've always been a fan of reference books, especially recent releases like Book of Secrets and Schott's Original Miscellany, just because it's so much fun to flip open one of these books, read a few pages, ...
What I find funny is that you forgot C = Pi * D, but remembered 186,000,000.
Must have been all that time in outer space... ;-)
what a long strange trip it's been
I asked Ryan (the resident genius here in Chez Wheaton, where our motto is "Mathus is Hardus") what the formula was to find circumference of a circle if you know its diameter. "It's C = π⋅D" he said. "Thanks," I said, "I can't believe I forgot that." I got my calculator and put in 186000000 * ...
Apologies for the double post, but the link didn't paste right in the previous comment. I'll try it with HTML:
Click here for the article.
Or, if you wish, click here for my thoughts on it (from my blog).
</shamless plug>
It's World AIDS Day
Today is World AIDS Day, and it's as good a time as any to think about the 40 million people worldwide who are living with HIV. Their numbers are growing daily, fueled by ignorance and prejudice. Over the years, I've just assumed that, as a species, we were moving toward eliminating or at least...
Firstly, I'm impressed by the reasonable discussion on both sides. Too many blogs today have turned into shouting matches in favor of the host's point of view.
To that end, I'd like to offer some additional information on PEPFAR & the progress being made to fight AIDS overseas:
http://www.boston.com/news/globe/ideas/articles/2006/08/20/and_now_for_the_good_news/
"Read the whole thing," as they say, but here are the highlights:
-- Bill Clinton considers it the most we've ever done to fight AIDS in the world.
-- Bill Gates (world's largest philanthropist) agrees.
-- Doctors and other health care workers on the ground agree as well.
-- Perhaps most germain to this discussion: in many African countries, the church is more power than the government, and often shares responsibility for health care. We've (rightly) demonized the religious right in this country for a number of reasons, but over there, religion is often the most effective way to get through to people.
-- Existing condom distribution programs are being recognized as exceptions to the ABC program, under the theory of why stop something that's already working.
-- A group of activists spent over a year trying to find problems with PEPFAR, and eventually disbanded without issuing a report, because they couldn't agree on a cohesive criticism of it.
I'll shut up now - go click the link above!
It's World AIDS Day
Today is World AIDS Day, and it's as good a time as any to think about the 40 million people worldwide who are living with HIV. Their numbers are growing daily, fueled by ignorance and prejudice. Over the years, I've just assumed that, as a species, we were moving toward eliminating or at least...
I've never heard of Open Water, but if Tom Hanks can do basically the same thing in Cast Away, then we can at least stipulate that it's possible. Granted, he had an island to work with, but no lady...
shorter open water
I couldn't sleep last night, and since I don't own TiVo, and there was no Futurama on, I ended up skipping around the thousands of channels that never seem to have anything on them I really want to see. I stopped at Open Water, something I've always been curious about, primarily wondering, "Hey,...
You should *absolutely* go over there & post an ad. Just to see the reaction of some trekkie fangirl who goes looking for a guy like Wesley and winds up with...well, you know.
(btw: cool blog. I'd heard about it for ages, but finally got around to checking in regularly. Keep up the good work!)
make with the rishathra already
As I dodged bingo balls and internets while I drove my truck around the Intertubes this morning, I came across this at Wired. I reprint it now as a public service announcement: TrekPassions is an online dating site for science fiction fans. Most of the personals ad include lists of favorite shows...
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