The comedians were promoting a charity event for one thing. And they were a lot funnier than the bad joke the Royals have become this season. I'd suggest Sally consider lightening up, but she's obviously incapable. It was just an inning, dear, take a powder.

They've got a great federal prosecutor down there, Jim Letten. He's the one that finally put Gov. Edwin Edwards away. Thank god he's on the police dept. Otherwise these criminals would get away with what they did. It was a nightmare after Katrina, but that doesn't mean people aren't responsible for their actions.

I just always think it's weird that you see these not on dangerous curves or at intersections or onramps, but our in the wide open spaces where I can't imagine how a fatal accident occurred in the first place. Asleep at the wheel?

And if we need fake bravado we'll call chalvey.

Apologies are pointless when they are demanded by people who don't have a right to demand them. Radio shock jocks are in the business of being offensive. I don't like it either, so I don't listen to them.

Judy, your comments are offensive to me and I demand a pointless apology.

And smokers please remember, the world is not your ashtray.

Slugger's mom must have never told him "It's all fun and games until somebody gets their eye put out."

Older men seeking younger women are called 'normal.'

Thanks, Jeff, for letting the commenters prove your point.

Yeah federal agents in black helicopters forced me to fast for a month in observance of Ramadan. Help!

Oh the poor beleaguered Christians, wallowing in victimhood again! The era of martyrdom ended a long time ago, so, as the saying goes, get off the cross, we need the wood. The majority of the population identifies as Christian, and Church leaders have no compunction about turning their religious beliefs into civic law. But those mean athiests are so powerful and threatening, even though they make up a tiny percentage of the population. Get over yourselves. Believe in your sky wizard all you want, and I will defend your right to do so, but leave history and its cousin, politics, out of it, ok?

Why not hand people a list of approved greetings before they are allowed to address you? And by the way are people allowed to acknowledge the enormous chip on your shoulder, or are they supposed to pretend it doesn't exist? Just asking....

Yes, let's reinstitute the draft. Then public support for these wars of choice would evaporate overnight. If people really thought their own family members would start being killed and maimed overseas so that the war profiteers can continue to loot the US treasury, military adventurism might finally come to a halt.

Rush says the Constitution guarantees me the right to poison other people and then blame them for getting sick. When he uses the term 'personal responsibility' my body gets all tingly, my brain stops working, and all I can do is spout nonsense about 'libs.' Now don't make me show you my CCW.

Conservatives have spent decades trying to make second-class citizens out of, at various times, women, the working poor, gays, immigrants, anyone who isn't a WASP, etc. So they got voted out of power. Boo frigging hoo.

Those "who receive Social Security may have to forgo the COLA increase" because the cost of living hasn't increased. What part of 'cost of living adjustment' do you not understand? Did you think it was your soft drink budget?

I don't understand the distinction the writer is trying make between a spiritual ceremony and a ritual. And regarding charging for attending "Judeo-Christian" (whatever that is) ceremonies, perhaps the writer is unfamiliar with the concept of the collection plate?

Somehow I don't recall 'Blessed are the insurance companies, for they shall inherit our wealth' being part of the Sermon on the Mount.

I believe the expression 'hogtied' is offensive to hogs.

Why don't those DUI traffic stops ever catch sex-traffickers?

What's a "galactic thinker"?

Obviously some of the Obama haters are racists. Anyone who denies this is delusional. The question is how must of the opposition to Obama contains an element of racism. Carter said "an overwhelming portion of the intensely demonstrated animosity" toward Obama was based on his race. I think the "intensely demonstrated" part is crucial. People who are opposed to policies generally do not go so far as to question the legitimacy of the person they disagree with. The birthers and the "I want my America back" people and the people recommending secession and/or civil war are not just disagreeing with his policies.

Making the poor pay! Why didn't Obama think of that? Let's make them pay for food stamps too. And Medicare, let's make the old folks pay full price for medical treatment. There, problem solved. Now let's go back to jawing about abortion, gays, and guns.

Wait, you mean you went to see a movie! And the critic didn't like it but you did? Awesome, that never happens!