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At the risk of sounding completely disgusting, I'd just like to say that I've had an anal fissure, and he is indeed on par with that experience. In all seriousness, he is quite possibly the most condescending piece of shit I've ever encountered. The thing about "members of the WAARF movement feeling insignificant" absolutely killed me yesterday. What is that even supposed to mean? Anywho, fuck that guy. Right in the ass. With a rusty spoon.
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I literally lost it at valley of drying horse feces and leper urine. Everyone in my office just stared at me wondering what I was laughing about. They'll never understand...
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Overall, it was pretty entertaining. Gotta agree with that last bullet point. This team may be goofy and suck a giant bag of dicks, but hey, it's OUR team that's on display. And props to Les Brown. Dude can't block to save his life, but his girlfriend is smoking hot.
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Well done, Smoot. I'm with you guys in the thought that the fanbase needs to speak to them in terms they understand. Money. I'm at the point now where I think of this team in terms of business transactions. They make a fucking shitty product. And until they start producing a better product, they will not get one fucking cent from me.
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That's probably exactly how it transpired. God this team is fucking stupid.
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FUCKIN HISTORY. I'll be honest, I have a raging boner over this whole Peyton Manning business. But I do have this pit in my stomach, because I know that if anyone can fuck this situation up to a fare thee well, it's Ross and that stupid ginger.
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That video really was brilliant. I pretty much pissed myself laughing at the Pat White monkey thing and Ronald McDonald telling Jeff Ireland to get the fuck out. CLASSIC!
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A fine shirt, indeed. I was recently at the Fins-Giants game, and the movement is really catching on up here too! Only 9 more shitty games to go! Hooray!
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I know that we have some seriously competition for Suck 4 Luck, but my god, I can already taste the neckbeard!
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Congrats, guys. Well deserved recognition.
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Well I absolutely LOVE those keys to the game. And as plausible as all those things seem, it's the Dolphins and they'll find a way to fuck it all up
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Haha alright sounds like a plan.
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Terrific response. I have 4 tickets to the fins-giants game and I'm so disgusted with this team that I don't even want to go anymore. But since I only get to see this traveling shit-show of a team once very few years I'll probably just suck it up and go. I can always drink myself into a coma by halftime! Hooray!
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Man, TRAOG really knows how to rock a Cowboy Hat. Oh, how I miss him.
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Hmmm should I be offended by the eternal shithole portion of this? Nahhhh it's all good. I know exactly what you mean. And believe me, after putting up with the degenerate jets fans for all these years, I'd love nothing more than to emigrate to south beach. That being said, JT signing? ...mehhh. I don't know. Seems like a good ploy for that troll Ross to sell tickets and t shirts. But whatever, I'll take it. We'll have a nasty D. And as for the offense, let the Brian Daboll era begin! *bangs head on cubicle wall*
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That video is pure genius. Well done. And whilst watching, I couldn't help but shake my head, and feel a part of me die for every one of those shitty plays strewn about the screen. Also, Nation, I have a confession to make. Last night, Santonio Holmes happened to be in the same bar as me, and while I wanted nothing more than to go break his leg in like 4 places, I couldn't bring myself to do it. I hope you'll all forgive me.
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Touche, sir. You got me there.
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You know, a lot of people here up north keep telling me that Jets are better than the Dolphins. But the last time I checked, Sparano is 3-1 against Rex and I don't know anyone on their team who's fucked a Kardashian. So fuck those people.
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@Bernard as long as he drinks jack and fucks hot biddiez then he's good enough for me. There's our starter.
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What I can't fathom is that Marshall made Orton look good for quite a while in Denver. Is Henne really THAT bad? I guess the answer is yes. I'm all for going out and getting Orton. Anywho, at this point, I want 1 of 2 things to happen. Either 10 or 11 wins and a playoff berth, or completely shit the bed so we can draft a real quarterback next year.
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While I'm certainly not as football savvy as CK, I have to agree with the conclusion. In my very humble opinion, 2 things win games in the NFL. Good defenses and GOOD QUARTERBACKS. We have half of that which I guess is why we're flailing away in mediocrity. Sometimes I wish I liked the Lions. At least that team is going to be dirty in a few years. Anywho, anyone read about Ryan Mallett saying he will take vengeance against the Fins for passing over him? At least he won't see the field for a few years...
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I'm at a loss for words with this draft. I really just give up.
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Yea but does anyone see him falling past round 2? I don't see Ireland pulling the trigger to get back into the 2nd for him.
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Well, I followed the Dude's instructions. I watched the pick, got officially pissed off and tweeted angrily about it. i don't know how I thought they might take Mallet. I guess I was just praying that the FO might grow a pair of balls and realize it's not the goddamn 1980s anymore.
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