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Brittney Gilbert
San Francisco
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Brittney Gilbert added a favorite at Andre's Notes
Jun 11, 2013
There is a man who rides the 12 with me most mornings, and every time I see him he makes me smile. Because he is always smiling. Always. Rain, shine, vagrant pissing in the corner--smiley bus guy is smiling. He... Continue reading
Posted Jun 10, 2013 at Sparkwood & 21
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Almost two weeks ago now, wow, I was at brunch in Noe Valley. The server was wearing this gorgeous elephant pendant on a chain, and I couldn't stop staring. I really liked it. And so I told her. She leaned... Continue reading
Posted Jun 6, 2013 at Sparkwood & 21
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I was going to write about how I went in for a manicure on Saturday and happened upon a crime scene. About how two, maybe more, Hell's Angels gang members jumped a man while he was getting a pedicure. One... Continue reading
Posted Jun 5, 2013 at Sparkwood & 21
"I no longer love her, that’s certain, but maybe I love her. Love is so short, forgetting is so long. Because through nights like this one I held her in my arms my soul is not satisfied that it has... Continue reading
Posted Jun 4, 2013 at Sparkwood & 21
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As anyone who has the misfortune of following me on Instagram is accutely aware, I am participating in Fitnessista's Summer Shape-up fun time extravaganza. I've been reading Gina's Fitnessista blog for YEARS. It's the only "fitblog" that I read consistently.... Continue reading
Posted Jun 4, 2013 at Sparkwood & 21
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To say I had a shitty weekend last weekend is really underselling it. And Friday is always the toughest day for me at the office job in terms of workload. Add to those things a little dash of payday, and... Continue reading
Posted Jun 1, 2013 at Sparkwood & 21
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I left envelopes with nice notes in them for strangers around the city yesterday. Because I'm motherfucking Amelie and shit. Continue reading
Posted May 28, 2013 at Sparkwood & 21
Nutrition information is confusing. And it is no wonder why. Unless you are reading the scientific reports, the original source, you are likely going to get befuddling if not downright conflicting information. I stupidly clicked on a link-bait article titled,... Continue reading
Posted May 15, 2013 at Sparkwood & 21
Discover the joy in not giving a good goddamn what people think. Continue reading
Posted Apr 23, 2013 at Sparkwood & 21
My cat Gracie was apparently put on this Earth to knock shit to the ground. Last night she upped her game. I put my glass of water on the floor beside the nightstand so she wouldn't knock it off, showering... Continue reading
Posted Apr 18, 2013 at Sparkwood & 21
I'm pretttttty sure, fairly fucking certain, that a barber standing outside his shop smoking a cigarette pointed at me as I walked by and said to his friend: "That's the kind for me right there. You can keep the young... Continue reading
Posted Apr 17, 2013 at Sparkwood & 21
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While I adore my co-workers, I work in a highly "corporate" environment. While my friends at start-ups and other techie companies in SF go to work at places with lime green couches and ping pong tables and Odwalla juices and... Continue reading
Posted Apr 10, 2013 at Sparkwood & 21
Brittney Gilbert added a favorite at Andre's Notes
Apr 10, 2013
On Tuesday I passed a florist who was spraying down cut flowers arranged tightly in glass jars. I hesitated for half a second, but remembered the wise words of one Special Agent Dale Cooper, and made a right into the... Continue reading
Posted Apr 5, 2013 at Sparkwood & 21
"You mean to say that a government official is corrupt? And you're surprised by this? Is this really news?" Congratulations, commenter. You got all three in one fell swoop. Only a "Slow news day?" would improve this submission, but otherwise,... Continue reading
Posted Apr 5, 2013 at Sparkwood & 21
Isn't it fantastic that our bad moods naturally blossom into a brighter outlook with only the passing of time? Sometimes just a night's sleep, other times months or weeks, but if we wait, sour becomes sweet in spite of itself. Continue reading
Posted Apr 2, 2013 at Sparkwood & 21
The other morning, like many mornings, the 12-Folsom just decided not to show up. 12s only come every 20 minutes, so I took a different bus that would get me 3/4s of the way to work, deciding to jump out... Continue reading
Posted Apr 2, 2013 at Sparkwood & 21
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I was going to write a post called How I Stopped Biting My Fingernails, because I did just that, for many weeks. I woke up one day and decided I was going to stop biting my nails, so I went... Continue reading
Posted Apr 1, 2013 at Sparkwood & 21
I am going home to Nashville in a few days. Haven't seen Tennessee in 16 months, not since I stopped there on the way from New York to California, two cats in tow. A generous friend is loaning me his... Continue reading
Posted Mar 12, 2013 at Sparkwood & 21
“Everyone who terrifies you is sixty-five percent water. And everyone you love is made of stardust, and I know sometimes you cannot even breathe deeply, and the night sky is no home, and you have cried yourself to sleep enough... Continue reading
Posted Mar 12, 2013 at Sparkwood & 21
Many thanks to a friend for sharing this with me just when I needed it: Continue reading
Posted Mar 11, 2013 at Sparkwood & 21
“You make something from things that have happened and from things that exist and from all things that you know and all those you cannot know, and you make something through your invention that is truer than anything true and... Continue reading
Posted Mar 11, 2013 at Sparkwood & 21
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An earthquake measuring 4.7 hit Southern California today. It reminded me that last night I had a dream there was an earthquake. In my dream I was asleep in my bed, which suddenly began to tremble beneath me, violently shaking... Continue reading
Posted Mar 11, 2013 at Sparkwood & 21