Take the good with the bad. These are the Doldrums my friend. I've been on this site for quite some time, and I realize there's not much posting during this time due to the fact that THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING GOING ON. You will only hear negative things at this point of the year. So in that respect, no news is good news. Also, these guys were hard to keep up a website (that you don't pay for, mind you) all in the name of our beloved Dolphins. They do this on their free time. They don't get paid for this. Cut them a little slack.

I went to the Wellington Mall to support the team and shit. Buy some new gear. Everything I saw looks like shit. This Nike garbage is terrible. What happened to simple, plain, and streamlined? Not all NFL fans want a multi- colored flat brimmed hat with "MIAMI" stitched into the bottom of the brim. Am I missing something here?

HOLY SHIT!!!!! DOLPHINS GREW SOME NUTS!!!!!

Listen, I love the hear and have been a fan since the days of Bimbo, Thunder Dan, #10, PJ Brown, etc. But even I don't believe that poll. It's just not possible. Nobody in their right mind would believe we have the best fans. Sorry Rizz. Keep up the good work here. HEATLES!

I have nothing else to bitch about right now, so let's relive some old memories.... http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2010/10/25/everyone-except-referee-steratore-knows-the-dolphins-recovered-roethlisberger-fumble/ You know you're still pissed.

This sucks. It's not quite the Doldrums yet, but sure as hell feels like it. Skeletor is the only one still up in here.

So guys, any word on when the new Uniforms come out? I heard that we are not wearing our Orange jerseys this year. Skeletor is up in here, but not very happy about the situation. Like all marlins fans.

We just signed Brandon Gibson

1 year 4.25/ mil according to Omar. Rumor is we are going for the 1-2 punch of Keller and Dennis Pitta. That would give us a big Red Zone threat.

So what do you guys think about Michael Bennett? Maybe a tag team of Sacks? The Kracken and the Bender? (If that sticks I want credit)

I honestly didn't even think about it. But the scarier thought is that at THIS VERY MOMENT, our starting corners would be Nolan Carrol and Dimitri Patterson. In the slot we are going to put Terrell Buckley in a wheelchair. In so many words. We're fucked. Get ready to welcome back Sean Smith.

1 and 2 /b/ro .... 1 and 2....

I'm gonna miss the Italian Stallion. He was a good red zone threat. Plus the fake Lambeau Leap was one of my top 5 favorite Dolphin moments of all time.

5yrs/ 65mil

So...uhhh..... He obviously can't have #17.... is 19 still up for grabs?

I gotta agree with TA, although I'm not as high on Jennings and Patterson as some others. They seem a little average to me. Dear El Jeffe I'm tired of being 7-9 EVERY FUCKING SEASON. Do something batshit crazy. Like trade your whole draft for Ricky Williams. I'd rather be 1-15 than 7-9 every season. Grow a set of nuts. Take some playmakers, and don't make the offensive line pick with a high motor. I say sign Mike Wallace. TRADE A 1 AND A 3 THIS YEAR AND A 2 NEXT YEAR FOR LARRY FITZGERALD. Dead serious. Go out and acquire the big names. Fuck everything else. Give Tanny the best chance to succeed. Fuck or Walk. sincerely, Brodacious

Home, I think I speak for everyone when I say "what on God's green earth are you talking about?"

Well guys, sorry to those of you who followed me on twitter. Looking for the billboard (yes I know it wasn't there) but couldn't find it. Was going to post some pics with obnoxious Jills fans, but I had to call out of work to go to the game, so posting pictures on Twitter wouldn't have been the best idea. Side Note: Ben Volin brought up a really good point, the Dolphins traded away Vonte and Marshall, started a rookie QB with only 20 college starts, and we still have more wins than last year. And I really, REALLY hate it when he's right about the Ireland. It pains me to know that he's coming back next year.

Just got tix to the game. Anyone I don't follow on Twitter (mine is @BMB316) put your handles below and we'll get this thing going.

@Ray I think I can speak for all of us when I say, we didn't choose the dolphins. We just can't help ourselves but to cheer for this shitstain of a team. Last night, watching the Jests game was very Abbott and Costello. How do you give up 21 points in 45 seconds!?!?!? Great times were had by all. Oh and if anyone who is good with the whole computers thing, could make a .gif of all of the turnovers, I'd be thankful for you ;)

Fuck or walk. We did the fucking today.

I picked up the Dolphins D in my FF league specifically for this week because the Jests O is fucking atrocious. Can't wait to see those dickfucks get their ass beat. Go Dolphins!

This is the timeline folks: January 2, 2008 Named Jeff Ireland general manager. January 16, 2008 Named Tony Sparano coach. February 14, 2008 Released linebacker Zach Thomas. March 5, 2008 Re-signed cornerback Michael Lehan to a four-year contract March 31, 2008 Signed safety Chris Crocker to a one-year contract May 23, 2008 Signed guard Donald Thomas to a multi-year contract. July 26, 2008 Signed defensive end Phillip Merling and quarterback Chad Henne to multi-year contracts; signed wide receiver Anthony Armstrong and guard Rueben Riley August 31, 2008 Waived linebacker Rob Ninkovich 2009: February 26, 2009 Signed safety Gibril Wilson to a five-year contract March 3, 2009 Signed center Jake Grove to a multi-year contract. March 12, 2009 Signed cornerback Eric Green to a multi-year contract. 2011: January 22, 2011 Signed general manager Jeff Ireland to a multi-year contract extension. August 2, 2011 Agreed to terms with OT Marc Colombo. August 23, 2011 Signed RB Larry Johnson. October 25, 2011 Signed QB J.P. Losman. 2012: March 19, 2012 Signed QB David Garrard to a one-year contract. March 13, 2012 Traded WR Brandon Marshall to Chicago for two undisclosed draft picks. April 10, 2012 Signed DL Phillip Merling and OT Lydon Murtha to their restricted free agent tenders. April 23, 2012 Waived DE Phillip Merling. June 11, 2012 Signed WR Chad Ochocinco. July 26, 2012 Agreed to terms with G Eric Steinbach on a one-year contract. August 14, 2012 Waived WR Chad Johnson. September 1, 2012 Claimed WR Anthony Armstrong (Washington) This is per Espn.com Transaction lists. There are a few that aren't on there. But guyz, he iz liek a g8 GM! Go Gingerzzzzzz!!!

Players that can be fired on the spot: Nolan Carroll, Dan Carpenter, Legadu Naane, and Jimmy Wilson.

I picked up Hartline this week and started him on FF. Good call, eh?