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June Gardens
I'm a fairy princess.
Interests: as i write this? my hobbies are worrying, reading about people who actually have interesting lives and certainly not kung-fu movies, which is what typepad suggests i list as an interest, here.
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For everyone's FYI, as my old boss used to say, I have already received my tax money back and I used it to pay off a bunch of people I owed money to, such as my lawn guy. Now there are no actual humans I owe money to, just corporations such as my charming credit card companies. But also, all that freelance work I have been doing, all of the surveys I've been taking, every cent of that is going towards paying off credit cards.
I haven't wanted to ruin what I'm certain has been a stellar weekend for you, but I've been under the weather. I know. See? I knew your mood would plummet. Turning to your Big Binder of June Events (at this... Continue reading
Posted 3 hours ago at Bye Bye, Pie!
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There was no GUACAMOLE, though. Or tequila. Or even rice. FAY.
Toggle Commented 3 days ago on Taquit-oh, June at Bye Bye, Pie!
It might could be that I have those in my freezer as we speak. Please no one note that I could have gone home and had taquitos there.
Toggle Commented 3 days ago on Taquit-oh, June at Bye Bye, Pie!
I definitely regret it. Not the part where I lost my temper. Just the part where I lost my taquito.
Toggle Commented 3 days ago on Taquit-oh, June at Bye Bye, Pie!
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Ned has to move. Did I tell you that? Our gaylord--well, HIS gaylord, is selling the place, a thing we distinctly asked him about in 2014 when we moved in, and he said he had no intention of selling. Of... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at Bye Bye, Pie!
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The pitcher is mine. The doggone pitcher is mine. All mine.
Ned just emailed me that it annoyed him that we had to listen to the white guy pontificate at the end of that movie. He's right. It didn't matter that the women were all for it, nor did it matter that the black dad (and Weeezy) were against it. Once White Guy had spoken, all was well.
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In case you've been on pins and also the needles re my sore throat, I seem to have rallied. Because I'm tough. But I'm fair. Also, yesterday I started a new headache study, which I can tell you very little... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at Bye Bye, Pie!
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Is that you, Vellichor?
Toggle Commented 5 days ago on Be cool, Edsel at Bye Bye, Pie!
Oh my god. I have a big small dog.
Toggle Commented 6 days ago on Be cool, Edsel at Bye Bye, Pie!
It's called Made in America. But I did not live in LA during either the murder or the trial. I moved to LA on February 1, 1997. The murders were 1994, the trial was in 1995.
Toggle Commented 6 days ago on Be cool, Edsel at Bye Bye, Pie!
"Me dammit." Dying.
Toggle Commented 6 days ago on Be cool, Edsel at Bye Bye, Pie!
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You know how I hate for anyone to make a fuss, but my throat hurts. All I ask is that you stampede to your local Catholic church and light a candle. Or put one of those vague posts on social... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at Bye Bye, Pie!
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Pfft. I thought today I'd categorize the many areas of my life and update you on how they're going. I remember some friend of Ned's said there are five fingers to life, and I'm not going to remember them all.... Continue reading
Posted Feb 17, 2017 at Bye Bye, Pie!
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I totally want to cover my terrible concrete floor with '50s linoleum.
I thought those were birthday cards. Also, I had a friend who called Contempo Casuals "Casual Contempos." The fact that she is still living is a miracle.
Foxmoor
Claire's Boutique
Camelot Music
Hickory Farms
WICKS N STICKS! Oh my god. Chess King.
I think it's more a birthmark.
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Do you think of yourself as normal? I have never once, for as long as I can remember, considered myself to be normal. And I'm glad of it, although I haven't always been. I doubt anyone else finds me normal,... Continue reading
Posted Feb 16, 2017 at Bye Bye, Pie!
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Stupid Valentine's Day. I know it's my favorite holiday and all, BUT THIS YEAR IT'S STUPID. It was last year, too, watching all those heifers at work get flowers. I did already get a lovely Happy ValenTIME's Day text from... Continue reading
Posted Feb 14, 2017 at Bye Bye, Pie!
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