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June Gardens
I'm a fairy princess.
Interests: as i write this? my hobbies are worrying, reading about people who actually have interesting lives and certainly not kung-fu movies, which is what typepad suggests i list as an interest, here.
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So, again, I have moved. Here is the link: See you there! Continue reading
Posted Apr 7, 2017 at Bye Bye, Pie!
{here!} See you there! Continue reading
Posted Apr 4, 2017 at Bye Bye, Pie!
I hate podcasts. I'm SORRY. I'm sure your sister's really is magnificent. I'm sure if I just tried [insert fucking podcast here]...or gave a listen to...or have I heard...? Yeah, no. I'm not going to like any of those, either.... Continue reading
Posted Apr 2, 2017 at Bye Bye, Pie!
I am speaking this post into my phone. I cannot imagine the horrificness that is going to ensue. Iris is on my lap, and she is purring and starfish-ing her paws, and I do not have the heart to get... Continue reading
Posted Mar 31, 2017 at Bye Bye, Pie!
See. Mine are use of LOL and/or emotions. Oh, and of course the good morning text. You do these things, I got a soft cone for ya.
[June pulls chair closer]
Okay, (a), I want to call the accurate psychic. Why so broke, June? (4), I hate. Hate hate hate hate. Any writing on walls as decor. We need to get over this. If we don't get over this, Ima get some really pretty curly-que writing and put Fuck Your Mother Up the Ass on my living room wall. (b) I need advice re notebooks for work. I have two accounts I work on, then I work on the company newsletter, then also I sometimes work on other stuff at work, and what I want is some sort of organized notebook system, like maybe tabs or maybe matching little notebooks where I can write the subject on the outside so I can quickly grab the right notebook. I also wanna be able to rip out the pages and not have it ruin the spine. Anyone? I'm like those annoying "give me a recommendation" people that FR Joy hates.
It was when I had the past-life reading. When I got home, Marvin said, "I'll give you a past-life reading. An hour ago you had a hundred more dollars than you have now." It was one of his better lines. His other good line was when I couldn't find him, and he announced he was in the bathroom with Oprah Magazine. "I'm living my best life!" he said. Oh, and the other one. When I was mad he wasn't helping enough with puppy Edsel. "Whattaya want from me?" he asked. "I want you to PARENT the dog," I said. Then I heard him speak quietly to the dog. "Always be yourself, Edsel."
An old boyfriend of mine--from way back in the '90s when we wore clunky black shoes like it was sexy--went on a trip out west recently, and as a result has been showing photos on Facebook. "It's like a new... Continue reading
Posted Mar 30, 2017 at Bye Bye, Pie!
Sadie, honey, I was kidding. [Pats Sadie.]
Toggle Commented Mar 29, 2017 on Linear. That's what I am. Yep. at Bye Bye, Pie!
I have a new thing that bugs me. "WHAT? How can that be POSSIBLE, easygoing June!" [Leans into computer, rapt.] When someone refers to any emotion being "at a cellular level." Oh, shut up. Yes, my cells know I got... Continue reading
Posted Mar 29, 2017 at Bye Bye, Pie!
[June's 10 readers all sit, slackjawed and stunned..]
This morning I got out of bed and I was all, my leg feels funny. It feels cold on the back. Oh my god, am I BLEEDING or something? Do I have leg cancer? Did I wake up on the... Continue reading
Posted Mar 28, 2017 at Bye Bye, Pie!
I don't want people to be traumatized if she's not okay: She's not out of the woods by any means. Potassium levels still up, still not eating. I mean, I think she'll be okay, but she still might not be. We go to the vet tomorrow. For a change.
I have to get up at a ludicrous hour to get Iris from the emergency vet Monday a.m., as they are an emergency vet clinic and close at, like, 7:30 a.m., so I'm writing this Sunday night. Iris's still not... Continue reading
Posted Mar 27, 2017 at Bye Bye, Pie!
I told them to err on the side of giving her too many pain meds rather than not enough.
Toggle Commented Mar 25, 2017 on Saturday at the Maul at Bye Bye, Pie!
Today, two dogs attacked Iris. Ima try to tell you all I can remember, although it's already turning into a blur, thankfully. Since before my Year Abroad, I haven't been sleeping with the cats. Ned wouldn't allow it, although he... Continue reading
Posted Mar 25, 2017 at Bye Bye, Pie!
I took the day off yesterday to work on my freelance work, and then I never worked on my freelance work. Welcome to me. Welcome to the splendor of me. The first thing I did was get together for coffee... Continue reading
Posted Mar 24, 2017 at Bye Bye, Pie!
I worked till 10:00 last night, on freelance stuff, and my real work was busy yesterday, too, but at one point one of you wrote me. "I left you a tip." "Oh, you did? Wow, thanks!" Eventually, I got over... Continue reading
Posted Mar 22, 2017 at Bye Bye, Pie!
I just figured out that working from 8:30 a.m. till 9:30 p.m. is 13 hours. Not 11. Why so bad with money?
I just looked at all my spam comments, since poor Jeanie got eaten, and Pendy ALWAYS GETS CAUGHT in spam--no idea why. Anyway, I released the splendor of Pendy's last 2,000 comments and also found a lovely one from Gay Teen Chat Rooms, which I let stay in spam.
I'm $54 overdrawn in my account, I get paid in TEN DAYS, and I just called Ned to borrow $100. I KNOW. You guys. I cannot keep living like this. If you wanna call that living. Seriously, though, here's how... Continue reading
Posted Mar 21, 2017 at Bye Bye, Pie!
But the real me is HIDEOUS.
Toggle Commented Mar 20, 2017 on June drinks red wine and drones at Bye Bye, Pie!
It's not a trigger for me.
Toggle Commented Mar 20, 2017 on June drinks red wine and drones at Bye Bye, Pie!
Hloy CATS. "Hloy," Goddammit. I haven't even HAD any wine yet. HOLY cats. Jesus. In case anyone's thinking of checking me into Promises Malibu or whatever, it's 9:53 at night as I write this. I realize you're likely all in... Continue reading
Posted Mar 19, 2017 at Bye Bye, Pie!