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June Gardens
I'm a fairy princess.
Interests: as i write this? my hobbies are worrying, reading about people who actually have interesting lives and certainly not kung-fu movies, which is what typepad suggests i list as an interest, here.
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Sadie, honey, I was kidding. [Pats Sadie.]
Toggle Commented yesterday on Linear. That's what I am. Yep. at Bye Bye, Pie!
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I have a new thing that bugs me. "WHAT? How can that be POSSIBLE, easygoing June!" [Leans into computer, rapt.] When someone refers to any emotion being "at a cellular level." Oh, shut up. Yes, my cells know I got... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at Bye Bye, Pie!
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[June's 10 readers all sit, slackjawed and stunned..]
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This morning I got out of bed and I was all, my leg feels funny. It feels cold on the back. Oh my god, am I BLEEDING or something? Do I have leg cancer? Did I wake up on the... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at Bye Bye, Pie!
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I don't want people to be traumatized if she's not okay: She's not out of the woods by any means. Potassium levels still up, still not eating. I mean, I think she'll be okay, but she still might not be. We go to the vet tomorrow. For a change.
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I have to get up at a ludicrous hour to get Iris from the emergency vet Monday a.m., as they are an emergency vet clinic and close at, like, 7:30 a.m., so I'm writing this Sunday night. Iris's still not... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at Bye Bye, Pie!
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I told them to err on the side of giving her too many pain meds rather than not enough.
Toggle Commented 5 days ago on Saturday at the Maul at Bye Bye, Pie!
Today, two dogs attacked Iris. Ima try to tell you all I can remember, although it's already turning into a blur, thankfully. Since before my Year Abroad, I haven't been sleeping with the cats. Ned wouldn't allow it, although he... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at Bye Bye, Pie!
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I took the day off yesterday to work on my freelance work, and then I never worked on my freelance work. Welcome to me. Welcome to the splendor of me. The first thing I did was get together for coffee... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at Bye Bye, Pie!
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I worked till 10:00 last night, on freelance stuff, and my real work was busy yesterday, too, but at one point one of you wrote me. "I left you a tip." "Oh, you did? Wow, thanks!" Eventually, I got over... Continue reading
Posted Mar 22, 2017 at Bye Bye, Pie!
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I just figured out that working from 8:30 a.m. till 9:30 p.m. is 13 hours. Not 11. Why so bad with money?
I just looked at all my spam comments, since poor Jeanie got eaten, and Pendy ALWAYS GETS CAUGHT in spam--no idea why. Anyway, I released the splendor of Pendy's last 2,000 comments and also found a lovely one from Gay Teen Chat Rooms, which I let stay in spam.
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I'm $54 overdrawn in my account, I get paid in TEN DAYS, and I just called Ned to borrow $100. I KNOW. You guys. I cannot keep living like this. If you wanna call that living. Seriously, though, here's how... Continue reading
Posted Mar 21, 2017 at Bye Bye, Pie!
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But the real me is HIDEOUS.
Toggle Commented Mar 20, 2017 on June drinks red wine and drones at Bye Bye, Pie!
It's not a trigger for me.
Toggle Commented Mar 20, 2017 on June drinks red wine and drones at Bye Bye, Pie!
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Hloy CATS. "Hloy," Goddammit. I haven't even HAD any wine yet. HOLY cats. Jesus. In case anyone's thinking of checking me into Promises Malibu or whatever, it's 9:53 at night as I write this. I realize you're likely all in... Continue reading
Posted Mar 19, 2017 at Bye Bye, Pie!
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For the next week, I will be proofreading a textbook when I'm not at my regularly scheduled job. I will not be here a lot, and also if you know me in real life, I will not be phoning with... Continue reading
Posted Mar 17, 2017 at Bye Bye, Pie!
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I think everyone thought "What do YOU think?" was me asking for advice, but really I was being sarcastic about whether I will ever get over Peg giving me the Noro virus, see. Is the thing.
Toggle Commented Mar 16, 2017 on Joe Lies at Bye Bye, Pie!
God love ya, Tee, but that IS advice.
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Oh honey.
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I look forward to the inevitable skateboarding in the office. It's always funny till somebody loses an eye. I think I still have the hackeysack I took away one day when there was TOO MUCH HORSING AROUND.
Toggle Commented Mar 16, 2017 on Joe Lies at Bye Bye, Pie!
If she has Noro virus, I'm totally gonna say, "Peg, it will come back to you."
Toggle Commented Mar 16, 2017 on Joe Lies at Bye Bye, Pie!
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I be Hutch. Wear be Starskee? hahahahahaha Anyway. I hadn't had my eyebrows waxed since Wilford Brimley was a child, so I went to Elegant Nail & Tan, which I realize suggests all kinds of featured services that do not... Continue reading
Posted Mar 16, 2017 at Bye Bye, Pie!
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Yes, she was. She was not Kelly McGillis's character.
Toggle Commented Mar 15, 2017 on The many photography talents o'June at Bye Bye, Pie!
He's obsessed with that puppy, but I can't tell if it's "Oh, Edz love playing with puppee" excitement or "Oh, how Eds wish to eet neck of puppy" excitement. In either case, they run up and down the fenceline together.
Toggle Commented Mar 15, 2017 on The many photography talents o'June at Bye Bye, Pie!