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OK, I know I missed the deadline, but ...
"Wasn't this a Fable III quest?"
merry smurfin' smurfmas, mothersmurfers
This is crying out for a caption. I'll choose my favorite, and send something neat* to whoever writes it. Submissions open throughout the weekend, one per person, and can only be left as comments here (it's too difficult to track on Twitter or via e-mail). *definition of 'neat' will be at my s...
Okay, I know your family crest says not to be a dick, but I feel compelled to ask: You are, by virtue of who you are, marketing primarily to the Geek crowd, and yet your shirt sizes only go up to 2X? And no Talls?? You, sir, are discriminating against a non-zero (well ... at least ONE, anyway) population of tall and/or husky geeks out there! Shame, Whil Wheaton .... SHAAAAAME!!!!! Cool designs, btw!
marshmallow meeps and an 8-bit wwdn coat of arms
Yesterday, the final two T-shirts in the first round of my collaborations with Jinx were released. First up, Marshmallow Meeps! Like Rules Lawyers, this idea amused me greatly, and I was shocked to discover that someone hadn't done this already. Maybe it's too small a slice of overlap in the...
It remains every bit as bad as you remember, probably in no small part due to the fact that it wasn't even finished.
Is there another example of a product so poor that it was more worthwhile to bury it in a landfill rather than sell it for even a penny?
the most beguiling, horrible, opposite-of-fun experience I'd ever had
Reader G.M. e-mailed this picture and said, "How the f**k I ever believed that THIS was E.T., I'll never know -- but I still played it for hours and hours." The picture unlocked a memory I haven't thought about in a long time, but wanted to share: Around 1982 or 1983, before City Walk at Un...
Curse you, Whil Wheaton!!
See, the nice thing about being a kid was that my parents had complete control of my disposable funds (which rarely approached $500) and they had an extremely effective unary system for administering it ("No.").
Now that I'm all grownified, it's pretty rare that I can't scrabble together $500 ... except that all too often it goes to buy iStuff instead of, say, formula for the baby. (I kid! She's 12 now anyway!)
It would be a lot easier to resist the passion song of such extravagances if it weren't for the enablers such as Wil and his ilk!
I will be on queue Sat. morning to adopt early yet another toy for which I really have no need. And then I'm going to the batting cages, and then to have birthday cake with a group of strangers.
in which the case for buying an iPad is almost made
When Apple announced the iPad, I was so unimpressed and bored with it, I couldn't even muster a "meh." It seemed to solve a problem that didn't exist, and while I kept waiting for Apple to make the case for it, I don't think they ever did. I mean, if I'm going to spend five hundred fucking dolla...
Homesick? So ... then ... you DID get sick at PAX after all ;-p
in which wil feels homesick
One of the themes of my PAX keynote was Welcome Home, which everyone who had been to a PAX before could understand. For the first timers, though, I wanted to help them understand exactly why it is we say that, so I said: All of the things that make us weird and strange in the real world? Those ...
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Mar 15, 2010
Did I say "prawn shops"? Of course I meant "PAWN shops". This was Miami, after all, not District 9.
a decidedly unglamorous urban scene
I was going south on Highland, stopped six or so cars behind the light on Hollywood, when I took this picture yesterday afternoon. You can't see it, because it's just out of the frame on the left, but if you were to face north and go past that bar, you would an empty storefront that still ha...
This was so true of Miami (at least when I lived there in the late 80s). It always seemed a movie set to me. The glitzy buildings along the main stretch were just a facade. Go a block in an all of a sudden it's all dingy alleys and prawn shops every five feet.
a decidedly unglamorous urban scene
I was going south on Highland, stopped six or so cars behind the light on Hollywood, when I took this picture yesterday afternoon. You can't see it, because it's just out of the frame on the left, but if you were to face north and go past that bar, you would an empty storefront that still ha...
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From the Vault: the safety dance
Last night, Nolan went through my iTunes library so he could put some of my awesome music on his iPod. He's been after me for months to give him Radiohead, The Beatles, Tool, Decemberists, and a lot of my 80s stuff. While he looked, the following exchange occurred: Nolan: Why do you have The Sa...
Wow - you are a much better stepdad than I am. I mean, my stepson is a terrific kid and I truly do care about him, but I've just never been able to completely knock down that "he's not mine" barrier. It's not a very big or very solid barrier, but the fact that it's there at all sometimes bugs me.
I know it stems from my own father who is a great dad, but just (due to his upbringing and the era of his youth) is not terribly "male-affectionate", if that makes sense. Consequently, I am also not especially open when it comes to showing affection to my male friends and, again, my stepson. But, with my stepson I think it's amplified a bit more because of that weird "step" barrier.
Plus he doesn't like Button Men -- so I'm probably somewhat justified in the occasional shunning, right? My daughter, on the other hand LOVES Button Men. 'Course, she's only three, so it's really just the buttons and the dice she loves. But that's a start!
the best ten minutes of the day
A few weeks ago, I introduced Nolan to this really fun, really simple dice game from Cheap Ass Games called Button Men. Distilled to its essence, Button Men is a fast-paced brawling game where two players roll and try to capture dice from each other. Small dice are considered "skillful" and big ...
Is that ... is that glitter on your lips?
evil and awesome (but mostly awesome)
Way back in April, John Scalzi wrote on his blog: Arrangements have been made. Wheels set into motion. At this point, it is inevitable. Unavoidable. Implacable would not be too strong a word. What has begun? I cannot tell you. Suffice to say it is evil. And yet awesome, in its way. And it ...
Your "I Voted" sticker is WAY cooler than the ones we got.
Luckyyyyyy
one lever, pulled.
My voting experience was quick and easy. I think I spent more time confirming my ballot was marked correctly than I spent waiting in line. I guess going in the middle of the morning will do that for you. I wasn't expecting it, but the historical significance of the moment totally overwhelmed ...
I'm SO telling about the ascot.
why i won't ever infect anything you buy from me with drm
Last week, I finished recording the audio version of The Happiest Days of Our Lives. I'm not sure what our release date is, but it's in the near future. Like the audio version of Just A Geek, it's a superannuated super-annotated version, with lots of asides and commentary. I think you're going t...
Hey, fella, that's gotta be at least 16-bit to pull off those colors, champ.
zest-filled, tho - fo sho
because 8-bits are all you need, champ
Rich Stevens, the criminal mastermind behind Diesel Sweeties, is a friend of mine. And you, Governor Sarcastic Liar, are no Rich Stevens! Um. What? Sorry. Let's try that again. Ahem. Rich is the greatest 8-bit character drawing guy man dude in this quadrant. His 8-bit creations hold up the w...
As I close in on 40 I find myself getting really nostalgic on news like this. Maybe it's that I feel so many "eras" of my life are starting to pass. Maybe it's that I'm on cholesterol meds. I don't know.
But thanks for bringing me a little bit closer to one of the few pieces of entertainment that truly shaped my life, if only a bit. I appreciate perpectives like these.
remembering bob justman
I just found out that Bob Justman died over the weekend. Bob was a producer on the original Star Trek, and one of the few people Gene trusted enough to bring along with him when he began putting TNG together. When I talk about the things that make Star Trek what it is, that set it apart from oth...
Senpei ... if you are going to use "senpei" as your moniker, then learn how to spell it.
And, you aren't THAT much younger than me. Unless you mean ... mentally?
Carlo Longino on Broken Journalism
My friends and family know how critical I am of the media and how journalism has been completely whored out to the highest bidder. I am not unique in this opinion, but as a journalist-by-degree (and by degree only) one can understand why the downward spiral of integrity in the media is frustratin...
Mr. Hunter, I think you owe ME an apology for contributory negligence in causing my eyes to suffer physical and emotional trauma when you did so willfully and negligently (did I say that already) force them to view the name MindArk ... ACK!! You did it again!
Mindark, I’m sorry…
…if you’re unhappy with what I wrote. But accusing me of slander and using scary Swedish mind tricks to make my life miserable is a bad idea. Let me explain… A couple of weeks ago I wrote a post where I said that Mindark may well be a fine company, but its press releases about Project Entropia (o...
There's a lot of quality entertainment available for computers or game consoles. Some is just mindless fun, but some can be quite educational and provide your mind with a good workout. Beats the hell out of dropping your ass in front of the TV!
Flock Tease
I'm not often given to behaving like a child on Christmas morning, but every once in a while *something* comes along that just gets me hopping in my footie-pajamas like a starving monkey in a banana factory. Usually it's a game or movie, often even a book (GASP!), and on occasion a new music CD (...
Thanks, man! We do like to have our fun. There's a lot of interesting talent in the band, beyond just music. And I have to say, our drummer is one of the best natural drummers I've ever played with, and I've played with some of the best (God only knows how).
Big Time? There's always hope!
From the "That's Pretty Durn Neat!" department, Beatnik Turtle (my band) has been written up in an article in Billboard Magazine (the online version anyway - I'm not sure it it's in the print version, but I suspect it is). I tend to play cards close, so this will not graduate to the "Really F***i...
And, yes, the print version of Billboard carries the story and is available NOW
Big Time? There's always hope!
From the "That's Pretty Durn Neat!" department, Beatnik Turtle (my band) has been written up in an article in Billboard Magazine (the online version anyway - I'm not sure it it's in the print version, but I suspect it is). I tend to play cards close, so this will not graduate to the "Really F***i...
Same story made Reuters (via Billboard)
Big Time? There's always hope!
From the "That's Pretty Durn Neat!" department, Beatnik Turtle (my band) has been written up in an article in Billboard Magazine (the online version anyway - I'm not sure it it's in the print version, but I suspect it is). I tend to play cards close, so this will not graduate to the "Really F***i...
Yes, and Raisin Bran Crunch. That's a good campaign (although a little long in the tooth now for my taste).
I guess I had better love them!
I have been increasingly impressed by the level of entertainment in commercials over, perhaps, the past year, and especially in the last few months. If this trend continues I may find that watching shows is merely something to do between commercials. In a way, I hate myself for loving commercials...
Sorry! Still haven't started it yet! I've been driving to work lately so I don't have my regular reading time on the train to finish my other 3 books!!
New Book: Promise Me by Harlan Coben
Harlan's latest novel should be released today, which means I should be receiving my copy in a couple of days. I always pick up a copy of his latest book right when it comes out -- partly out of loyalty, and partly just because I really enjoy his writing. I figured my little web journal here woul...
Yeah ... sorry. I'm having periodic problems where my domain hosts records choke on the remapped TypePad records and suddenly I find my blog pointing directly to my domain (which redirects to another of my sites) rather than this blog.
For now I am using a link redirect instead of CNAME record remap. The difference is that people will know this is a TypePad blog, which ... you know ... who cares?
Flock Tease
I'm not often given to behaving like a child on Christmas morning, but every once in a while *something* comes along that just gets me hopping in my footie-pajamas like a starving monkey in a banana factory. Usually it's a game or movie, often even a book (GASP!), and on occasion a new music CD (...
Please! Start! :)
I think a great deal of it is incorrect training ... or, more appropriately, wrong-minded training? In the effort to empower the frontline staff, they focus too much on controlling the conversation (which is valid), and they forget that the customer is always right (even when they're wrong).
Nobody expects you to endure personal attacks, but you DO have a duty to your customer. And that means that, from time to time, you WILL have to deal with people who are unhappy with their experience with your company.
If you deal with it rather than cop-out, you will have a satisfied, or at least pacified, customer. Achieving that will get you a LOT farther than avoiding conflict.
Grow some eggshell, people!
I cannot believe how soft and avoidant the customer service industry has become! Pointing the finger of blame instead of trying to help. Bailing out on a conversation the moment it becomes clear that the customer is frustrated. The Help Desk is officially the CYA desk -- that's all they do now. A...
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