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Chicagoland
I cannot explain what dread means in this small space.
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A Puzzler
Posted Jan 6, 2018 at Catporn.net
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I Softly Cried
Posted Dec 31, 2017 at Catporn.net
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Cats in compromising positions
Posted Dec 26, 2017 at Catporn.net
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Red Oak
Coming from an island of blue-green water the murmur of laughter and fun times muddled by the still, hot air splashing whiffs of chlorine and I am no longer a man but a plant. But not just a plant but... Continue reading
Posted Jan 5, 2017 at Gratuitous Dread Presence
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Izzy's Hat
Isabella left her hat upon a post painted green next to the well where it would respond to the folly of a vicious wind in the early summer. I watched it as I left knowing that she was going to... Continue reading
Posted Mar 22, 2015 at Gratuitous Dread Presence
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Jack's Adjustment
Jack felt that his life had little point; that is no matter what he did he wouldn't be able to ever achieve any goal, any benefit to society. He would often go to a nearby park and marvel at the age and stature of the magnificent trees there and would... Continue reading
Posted May 5, 2014 at Catporn.net
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Fever broke
The pain from the disease hit Jeff in the chest just before three in the afternoon. It was a sharp pain somewhat near his chest but a bit lower that caused him to gasp and black out for a moment.... Continue reading
Posted Oct 30, 2013 at Gratuitous Dread Presence
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I can lick you clean of sin
Posted Sep 15, 2013 at Catporn.net
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A crusty situation
“You’re not allowed out so you’ll have to relax.” Stanley almost didn’t hear the words at first—he was still traumatized by the whirlwind events that had just happened—plucked off a log near his home and put into a series of boxes and cages until an ominous small white coffin carried... Continue reading
Posted Aug 26, 2013 at Catporn.net
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“Do you know why kittens have big ears?” He...
Posted May 6, 2013 at Catporn.net
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No, no rest for the weary.
Posted Apr 29, 2013 at Catporn.net
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Rex1
It was rare for the wind to blow from the north but on a certain Thursday it did and that's when the stray cat in the abandoned garage across the street gave birth to three kittens. That east wind also brought cold to that late march and the mother struggled... Continue reading
Posted Feb 5, 2013 at Catporn.net
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A request
Please send me photos of any cats. Once received I will review them and select certain cats and tell stories of their past lives, diviniation of whether or not your cat is a walking god on earth or if they cheat on their taxes. Pictures can be sent to catpornpics@gmail.com.... Continue reading
Posted Jan 26, 2013 at Catporn.net
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Catseye
Frederick didn't like cats. This wouldn't have been a problem if cats also didn't like Frederick, but they did and so when he would find one they would immediately rub up against his leg as if he was the only person on the planet to ever pay attention to them.... Continue reading
Posted Jan 26, 2013 at Catporn.net
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I happen to get all my news from unicorns.
Across the street from my home is a house made of red brick. Behind that is a large oak tree which spreads it's great limbs across several yards, including the home just behind the red brick home. In that house lived a cat. He came to me one fall afternoon... Continue reading
Posted Jan 21, 2013 at Catporn.net
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Raindrops
Posted Jul 15, 2012 at Gratuitous Dread Presence
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Unshackled
I was sitting at home when there was a knock at the door. I opened it to find a small man wearing an orange suit and tie. He seemed to be of middle eastern or perhaps even east Asian descent... Continue reading
Posted Apr 23, 2012 at sub~Urban Blog
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The Rabbi's Dinner
Posted Mar 1, 2012 at Gratuitous Dread Presence
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Queen Be
Posted Nov 28, 2011 at Gratuitous Dread Presence
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Church of the Rez
It was kind of dead here in that last gasp of darkness before dawn is made apparent but came a man likened to a church mouse to unlock the door, to walk across the floor and flip the switches that... Continue reading
Posted Nov 6, 2011 at Gratuitous Dread Presence
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Shooting hoops on Wall Street
I generally don't like sports news and I really don't like watching basketball that much so I was a little surprised this morning when I learned that the NBA was currently on lockout status and in danger of canceling the... Continue reading
Posted Oct 2, 2011 at Gratuitous Dread Presence
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Stopping for a light lunch
Posted Aug 6, 2011 at Gratuitous Dread Presence
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Albequerque eastbound
I was on the way back from vacation and had spent the last of my money the night before on a motel room and breakfast. After leaving my change as a tip I went onto the highway headed east. A... Continue reading
Posted Mar 22, 2011 at Gratuitous Dread Presence
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Men who wear hats
After being left to my own devices for the past two years I finally went out and got myself a job. I scraped the edges of Craigslist and located a part time banquet serving position (for evenings and weekends it... Continue reading
Posted Mar 14, 2011 at Gratuitous Dread Presence
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Autocorrect
It's not like you can fix everything so it's best to leave it to something that can do it while you're writing so fast that it counts the letters and lets you know when you've erred and then just maybe... Continue reading
Posted Feb 16, 2011 at Gratuitous Dread Presence
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