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Chris Parsons
Newburyport, MA
God-Emperor, Junior Grade.
Interests: My wife and kids, playing and making games, game Industry, politics, science fiction, history, movies with large explosions, other movies, learning about weird random things by reading internet articles, cooking, eating (preferably in Italy), theater, laughing and making other people laugh, finding exciting and interesting things to do, writing, crap is there a word limit here...?
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I remember if you were really good at Asteroids you could literally play for hours on one quarter. THAT sure doesn't happen anymore.
the value of a quarter
Last week, I took my car to one of those car washes at the gas station. When I was waiting to pull in, I saw that for the low low price of one dollar more, I could upgrade my wash options from four useless things to seven useless things. Obviously, I reached into my change box (some of you may k...
"Stand By Me" was not just a movie for me. I grew up in the late 60's, early 70's, and my group of friends and I were just like those boys. We spent many hours walking along railroad tracks and dodging "The Teenagers" who would chase us and bully us, just like Kiefer and his buds. Exploring the old abandoned dairy we thought was haunted. Walking through endless fields. Climbing in the quarry where we were forbidden to go. Leaving first thing in the morning and not coming back until evening and your parents encouraged it. Everyone's Dad had fought in WWII or Korea.
My Mom died when I was 10, so I had that moment as a kid where death becomes real. You really feel that moment in the film where they finally find the body. When I watch Stand By Me now it's like a little personal time capsule. Thanks for that.
Though I hadn't seen him in over twenty years, I knew I'd miss him forever
I stood in the lobby of the Falcon Theater in Toluca Lake, and looked at Twitter while I waited for the rest of the guys to arrive. The walls were covered with posters from productions like CHiPs: The Musical and It's A Stevie Wonderful Life. Being in a theater during the day, when it's just a b...
Mmmmm..Smurf butts.
merry smurfin' smurfmas, mothersmurfers
This is crying out for a caption. I'll choose my favorite, and send something neat* to whoever writes it. Submissions open throughout the weekend, one per person, and can only be left as comments here (it's too difficult to track on Twitter or via e-mail). *definition of 'neat' will be at my s...
Seamus was checking his p-mail.
Good Luck with the VO.
Point me down the right line because it's time
"Let me in from the cold. Turn my lead into gold. Because there's a chill wind blowing through my soul, and I think I'm growing old." -Pink Floyd. In addition to Project Do Something Creative Every Day for the Rest of the Year, I am in the middle of Project Exercise Every Day For The Rest of the...
One of the great things about Star Trek is that, if you only saw a close-up headshot of a character, you could immediately tell what decade that show was filmed, just by the hair (Capt. Picard excepted). TOS? You know those were 60's 'dos. TNG? Late 80's for sure. Count your blessings that the show wasn't shot 5 years earlier, Wil, or you would have been sporting a mullet! ;-)
Wesley Crusher's Sweet-Ass Motherfucking Bouffant
When I was a teenager pretending to fly a spaceship, I got to do a lot of really cool things with a lot of really cool people. The price of admission to this wonderful world, though, was the most annoying hairdo I've ever experienced in my life. I called it Wesley's Helmet Hair, because it did n...
"I *never* would have chosen to play a pine tree with lasers for eyes,..."
Wow, the dry season must really suck for that character. One small error with the lasers and WHOOSH!
PAX After Action Report, Part One
PAX started for me, like it does for a lot of people, a few days early, when I was traveling to Seattle. I took the train from Vancouver (for $38, you really can't beat it) and met a couple of other guys who were on their way to PAX. I introduced them to Zombie Dice, and we played several games,...
Wow! Gamma World! That takes me back. I still have the original game kicking around somewhere. You can really create some bizarre characters. I think my character was an albino with a Podog companion. Some of the bad mutations actually made for good role-playing.
Glad you had a good PAX. Someday I must attend when I'm not running a booth, although this year we donated all sales of our game purchased during PAX to Childs Play! So that was pretty cool.
I don't suppose you got a chance to try "Spy Party"? It was my favorite game (of the few I got to see). It was as much fun watching someone else play as it was actually playing.
PAX After Action Report, Part One
PAX started for me, like it does for a lot of people, a few days early, when I was traveling to Seattle. I took the train from Vancouver (for $38, you really can't beat it) and met a couple of other guys who were on their way to PAX. I introduced them to Zombie Dice, and we played several games,...
You can see the details about Wil's legendary roll here: http://trudgerstreatises.blogspot.com/2010/08/gencon-2010-tale-of-wil-wheaton-dragon.html
One of the greatest things about playing RPG's is when, in the middle of some critical battle, a player makes some creative, innovative, or desperate move and rolls a perfect result. Usually it only becomes legendary among your game group, but when you do it at Gencon then we all get to share the magic. :-)
i have the heart of a dragon (no, really, i do)
Home from GenCon. Happily exhausted. I killed a dragon with one hit. Now, it's time to sleep for two days.
I was totally bummed I couldn't make the keynote. I'm managing the Muzzy Lane booth and we were mobbed all day--which was a good thing, but the keynote was the one event I planned to hit. One of our guys did get to see it and said it rocked. Looking forward to the last day today. PAX East was definitely a coming out party for the MA gaming community and developers. Thanks for being part of that, Wil!
games are important. games matter. #PAX is where we come together to celebrate that.
The adrenaline and excitement from an incredible day at PAX East is finally wearing off, and I'm on my way to sleepy time, where I am a viking. Before I go to bed, though, I wanted to share a little bit from my keynote today. This is excerpted from my speech: Gaming is the foundation of the be...
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