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295. I CAN'T TAKE SELF-RESPECT SERIOUSLY. I MEAN, CONSIDERING THE SOURCE. --@JERRYTHOMAS
HAVING SPENT TWO DAYS WITH MY PARENTS, I'M ASTONISHED THIS HOUSEHOLD DIDN'T PRODUCE MORE SERIAL KILLERS. I MEAN ANY SERIAL KILLERS. YES, ANY. --@DEREKASAURUS
I'm beginning to think the light at the end of the tunnel is actually just death. --@IAmAntilia
Oops.. sorry about the typo. Fixing a $2 toy sword with an $8 tube of GLUE. Because the rules of economics don't apply to parenthood. --@dadneedsadrink
Fixing a $2 toy sword with an $8 tube of glow. Because the rules of economics don't apply to parenthood. --@dadneedsadrink
We shouldn't name hurricanes. It only encourages them. --@conanobrien
My wife and I tried a little sexual role play last night. She pretended to be asleep and I pretended not to notice. --@cacheinhand
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Sep 21, 2010