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Posted 3 days ago at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
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Holy shit we completely forgot to write about the players we signed that literally every single fucking Dolphins blog, beat writer, twitter feed, fan site and guy at your shitty job has written and/or spoken about.
But a Dolphins player makes a reference about this supposedly shit-stain awful website and it's many many oh so many readers on the most popular sports talk show in town, we're not allowed to talk about that or keep the joke going because we hate Ireland.... er something.
But clearly you've decided to be That Guy.
And by "That Guy," I mean the giant gaping smelly asshole that does nothing but bitch and moan about a website he hates so much he can't seem to stay away from.
Also, there's always:
http://www.thephinsider.com/
It's a fine, fine site.
Also, you're a cunt.
And I know that usually cunt is something you call a woman, but I'm changing the rules.
Because fuck you. Cunt.
Commented Mar 14, 2013 on Brian Hartline Talks About Me, Defends His Stance on Cats at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Brian Hartline Talks About Me, Defends His Stance on Cats
BrianHartlineInterview-3-13-13 Brian Hartline went on LeBatard's show to address the ongoing twitter beef between several FinsNationers and Hartline about his apparent dislike for cats. It wasn't about how he felt about his contract or anything. Nooooo...it was the caaaaaattttssssssssssssssss...
People: Rip us, call us names, tell us we're washed up and that the site is now a giant piece of old lady shit after many years of being the greatest thing ever in the history of human people.
But Christ, KNOCK IT OFF WITH THE RACIST HORSEFUCKERY.
This isn't about "telling it like it is"
It's about you being a horrible, horrible person who cannot articulate your frustration in a humorous manner, so therefore you show us all just how small your dick is by saying dumb racist shit.
We're not at all into blocking people. But we will if you get stupid.
Troll away, if you must.
But keep your Hitler Youth feelings to yourself, or go back to watching videos of your mom fucking a horse and call it a day.
Thanks
-Dude
Commented Mar 13, 2013 on Sooo Long, LaaaaaMooonnnteeeeellle at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Sooo Long, LaaaaaMooonnnteeeeellle
"All of the niiiights we pouuunded aaaasss...til' daaawn." Good luck in Detroit, man. We're gonna miss you 'round these parts.
Hey NO, take your zombie Ireland-cock sucking RACIST bullshit to another Dolphins site.
Don't bring that horseshit here.
Commented Mar 13, 2013 on And So It Begins... at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
And So It Begins...
Don't think I've ever felt so 'meh' about the team upon entering the free agency period as I do this year. But here we go... (We'll try to stay updated as things happen) UPDATE #1: By all appearances, JEFFY IRELAND GOT HIM! Now 3 things: 1) Don't stop here. Need another WR in those 5 firs...
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Commented Feb 22, 2013 on Yeeeaaa...Ireland's Totally Picking A Fat Guy at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Yeeeaaa...Ireland's Totally Picking A Fat Guy
Lost in the mire of Arrrrrmando's latest post about Ireland's likelihood of using the franchise tag on someone this season (and, really, who the fuck knows - I doubt even Ginger SourFace Jones up there does), is this last little quote from Ireland that should scare the shit out of every Dolphi...
Dolphins vs. Titans Open Thread
Welcome back to OpenThreadNation! (sorry, we'll get back to writing shit real soon.... Go Fins) Continue reading
Posted Nov 11, 2012 at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
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Dolphins at Jets Open Thread
Talk amongst yourselves .... Also: VOTE FINSNATION 2012! Continue reading
Posted Oct 28, 2012 at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
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Right on, D.
Sorry this place is a locker room some times :(
Commented Oct 14, 2012 on Omar Kelly Is The Biggest Troll In The History of the Internet at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Omar Kelly Is The Biggest Troll In The History of the Internet
If you're a frequent reader of his blog, or perhaps one of many who have been blocked by him on Twitter, then you know that Omar Kelly is the biggest sports writer troll in the history of the Internet. It's not even close. And yes, we're talking bigger than Skip Bayless, Michael Wilbon, Jaso...
haha!
Commented Oct 11, 2012 on Zach Thomas Has Five Things He Wants To Share With You at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Zach Thomas Has Five Things He Wants To Share With You
Figured you'd had enough of seeing O's face everytime you logged onto good ole FinsNation. So, I googled "hot lady" and look who came up! Jennifer Lopez also came up, which is counter productive of the whole thing. But, hey. GOOGLE BE SLIPPIN. (No, I don't think J-Lo is, or ever has been, hot...
Zach Thomas Has Five Things He Wants To Share With You
Posted Oct 11, 2012 at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
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Omar Kelly Is The Biggest Troll In The History of the Internet
Posted Oct 10, 2012 at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
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Victory Monday, Y'all!
Posted Oct 8, 2012 at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
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Your Dolphins vs. Rams Open Thread
Win this one for JT & Zach. Continue reading
Posted Oct 7, 2012 at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
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Dolphins at Cardinals Open Thread
Sorry this is late. fucksnacks. Continue reading
Posted Sep 30, 2012 at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
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I only see one fart noise here.
DISAPPOINTED
::fart::
Commented Sep 23, 2012 on Dolphins vs. Jets Open Thread at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Dolphins vs. Jets Open Thread
New rule: end every comment in this thread with ::fart:: or /fart noise -- regardless of how the game is going or how serious your comment is. Go Fins
Dolphins vs. Jets Open Thread
New rule: end every comment in this thread with ::fart:: or /fart noise -- regardless of how the game is going or how serious your comment is. Go Fins Continue reading
Posted Sep 23, 2012 at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
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Dolphins vs. Oakland Raiders Open Thread
Talk it up. Continue reading
Posted Sep 16, 2012 at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
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And please, let's keep FN politics free. There's enough suffering with this shit team already.
Commented Sep 10, 2012 on Miami Dolphins at Houston Texans Open Thread at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Miami Dolphins at Houston Texans Open Thread
Did you know that this season is the 40th Anniversary of the Perfect Season? TRUE STORY! So hey good luck with all your fantasy teams this year, y'all!
Wrong blog to bring up that ludicrous comparison, fellas.
Commented Sep 10, 2012 on Miami Dolphins at Houston Texans Open Thread at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Miami Dolphins at Houston Texans Open Thread
Did you know that this season is the 40th Anniversary of the Perfect Season? TRUE STORY! So hey good luck with all your fantasy teams this year, y'all!
Miami Dolphins at Houston Texans Open Thread
Did you know that this season is the 40th Anniversary of the Perfect Season? TRUE STORY! So hey good luck with all your fantasy teams this year, y'all! Continue reading
Posted Sep 9, 2012 at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
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Hard Knocks Recappin'
Posted Aug 22, 2012 at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
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Dolphins at Panthers Pre-Season Open Thread
Posted Aug 17, 2012 at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
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DOLPHINS FOOTBALL IS HERE HOOZZAAHHH
Posted Aug 10, 2012 at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
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Yes I will.
And I'm bringing MOAR TITS.
Commented Aug 10, 2012 on Something Better to Look At at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Something Better to Look At
Armando Vroomzz nearly gave me cataracts. So here's Leanna Decker. The Dude will be along later with a pre-game post. THERE'S FOOTBALL TODAY!!!!1!!1!ONE! (one more after the jump)
HOLY SHITNUTS THIS MADE MY NIGHT.
Commented Aug 8, 2012 on The Puppet Feels Frustration?? at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
The Puppet Feels Frustration??
Total fuckin' non-story because who gives Jimminy Cricket's dick what he thinks, but I can't pass up the chance to puppetize The Puppet. Sowwy. Hard Knocks tonight at 10! Recap tomorrow morning! Real live puppets flapping about on a football field! WWWWHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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